And blood-black nothingness began to spin A system of cells interlinked within Cells interlinked within cells interlinked Within one stem. And dreadfully distinct Against the dark, a tall white fountain played.
How about some simple italian for a beginner? The last time i tried was early last year in one of these threads so would be fun to have another go.
Michael Gray
sad
Nathan Watson
noice recording.
David Baker
Quel ramo del lago di Como, che volge a mezzogiorno, tra due catene non interrotte di monti, tutto a seni e a golfi, a seconda dello sporgere e del rientrare di quelli, vien, quasi a un tratto, a ristringersi, e a prender corso e figura di fiume, tra un promontorio a destra, e un'ampia costiera dall'altra parte; e il ponte, che ivi congiunge le due rive, par che renda ancor più sensibile all'occhio questa trasformazione, e segni il punto in cui il lago cessa, e l'Adda ricomincia, per ripigliar poi nome di lago dove le rive, allontanandosi di nuovo, lascian l'acqua distendersi e rallentarsi in nuovi golfi e in nuovi seni.
Fascinating... With your accent, it almost sounds like Old English in parts. Thanks! Unfortunately, Californians and folks in NYC seem to think that the rest of us depend on them like Britain depends on London. Sure, they're crucial to our country's position, but it's not like we have the hyper-centralized government and population of the UK. vocaroo.com/i/s1k6VGBg8sFJ
disregard that fail. Rolling the r is intense as buggery. I'll stick to guttural, me thinks :^)
Nice cat
>Sure, they're crucial to our country's position, but it's not like we have the hyper-centralized government and population of the UK.
true.
I can post German if anyone is interested. I won't be able to r8 it properly but there is a yank here sometimes with better German than me who may be of help
Jacob Cook
well, you tried not bad
Justin Edwards
Yeah, post German
Oliver White
Nige, my friend why are we still awake at this hour?
Carter Flores
Huh I kinda wanna try this one
Michael Cooper
Thanks for the fun threads, but I gotta go for now. G'night, anons
Jonathan Fisher
it shouldn't be that difficult if Spanish is your first language
French(it's been a while):Voici une façon très simple et très rapide de préparer de délicieux filets à la poêle. Cuisez votre poisson comme indiqué précédemment, puis retirez-le de la poêle. Baissez le feu et déglacez avec un fond de vin blanc, ajoutez une gousse d’ail pressé, de la pulpe de tomates, les aromates de votre choix (thym, herbes de Provence…) et quelques olives noires coupées en rondelles si vous en avez. Laissez mijoter quelques instants puis versez sur vos filets de poisson. C’est prêt et surtout c’est bon !
German: Während die Makrelen garen, das Rapsöl in einer Pfanne erhitzen, Kurkuma, Pfeffer, Currypulver und Zwiebeln dazugeben und leicht anbraten. Den Reis dazugeben und ebenfalls anbraten, dann mit der Brühe ablöschen. Die restlichen Gewürze und die Kräuter dazugeben und mit dem Kochlöffel einrühren. Zugedeckt bei geringer Hitze unter häufigem Umrühren ca. 40 Minuten bzw. nach Packungsanleitung köcheln lassen.
Carnival begins tomorrow whre i live in Germany. I've a day off but have to stay indoors to look after me kitten. No reason to sleep lad, you?
Thomas Bailey
*gonna get me some beers in and celebrate with my cat like a lonely middle aged woman... in voc thread too if there is one
Owen Peterson
German seems to suit your voice better. How's your kitten doing?
Grayson Barnes
vocaroo.com/i/s0a9WXCaW05T I'm kinda high so sleep isn't exactly in thoughts right now and I'm currently unemployed so I have fuckall to do but play videogames and read some books I feel you for the cat though, cats are wonderful people you know, and I love very much mine
yeah I was just thinking of getting hammered tomorrow night and molest some twenty-something chubby girls at my favourite bar hope to get me some fat pussy, God help me I have tried
Aaron Myers
I can barely pronounce my own language, let alone another one. Spanish is the only one I'm reasonably good at.
Reading this stuff like a retard is pretty fun imo though
Andrew Green
Aye I'll give the kitty a stroke when he wakes.
> God help me I have tried >chubby girls
Aren't they easier the chubbier they get?
Hunter Gonzalez
Why? Just giving him advice on his accent.
Landon Clark
>Reading this stuff like a retard is pretty fun imo though
this 100%.
Hudson Kelly
the lass is proper on my case about my stresses, tb h. I'm glad of the help.
James Perez
indeed but they usually are overly emotive and that I hate goddammit I only want to put the duck in the oven once or twice and these retards keep buggering for commitment the pink wojak
John Morgan
>goddammit I only want to put the duck in the oven once or twice and these retards keep buggering for commitment
Sounds like you need a trip to London. They'd be on you like it's their last shag. You just have to put up with the binge drinking and street pissing :^)
Kevin Bailey
>the binge drinking and street pissing that I can get behind love me some cigarette breath slag
Levi Myers
I tried to put on a stereotypical Australian accent since I don't really have one but I failed miserably. vocaroo.com/i/s0g9Z5FX6J3N
Austin Hall
>love me some cigarette breath slag
you belong in pic related fellow *nglo
Christian Young
lmao too bad I'm a dark haired mediterranean, I don't think I would fit very well in the hooligan crowd or maybe some beer could help tie the international friendship, who knows
Contrary to popular belief, we're pretty welcoming if you're on the piss with us. Even the louts to some extent.
With the women, sure
Brandon Powell
Didn't pronounce some of the ö correctly weird I don't ussually have problems with the umlaut
Lucas Cooper
>Während die Makrelen garen, das Rapsöl in einer Pfanne erhitzen, Kurkuma, Pfeffer, Currypulver und Zwiebeln dazugeben und leicht anbraten. Den Reis dazugeben und ebenfalls anbraten, dann mit der Brühe ablöschen. Die restlichen Gewürze und die Kräuter dazugeben und mit dem Kochlöffel einrühren. Zugedeckt bei geringer Hitze unter häufigem Umrühren ca. 40 Minuten bzw. nach Packungsanleitung köcheln lassen. >garen
DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Connor Brown
>With the women that's what I meant yeah, unless that's not what he meant?
Caleb Young
Maybe he's not just after chavettes but chavs as well :^)
>vocaroo.com/i/s0aEmwuPmL6E legit sound like a typical asian from the midlands. If that was what you were going for then I'm properly impressed
Nolan Cook
Vocaroo this please, is my favorite poem.
La fortuna no ama a quien la ama... Esta pequeña hoja de laurel Ha llegado con años de retraso. Cuando yo la quería Para hacerme querer Por una dama de labios morados Me fue negada una y otra vez Y me la dan ahora que estoy viejo. Ahora que no me sirve de nada.
Ahora que no me sirve de nada. Me la arrojan al rostro Casi como una palada de tierra...
overall just a couple words where the vowels are slightly off, but still understandably overall.
Brandon Flores
yup, isn't it epic? made me think a lot!
cutest vocaroo i've heard, nice user, you pronounced pretty well the letter (ñ)
David Hill
Thanks, next time will be better. I've never left Brazil and I haven't studied english properly, courses and such, in the last 7-8 years. It's good to be understood at least :D
Austin Ward
>there are already people drinking in carneval dress outside
Nutters, lads. It's an easy -4 and fuck all is open yet
yeah, that's the one, had a good laugh recording it, hope it was humorous. what's your fancy slangesque word translate to?
Landon Turner
stop complimenting my internet gf pedro
fucking creep
Owen Davis
abhitlern means doing something hitler-style
Luis Cruz
>moans about hugbox nature of thread and attention whores >panders to that exact atmosphere
Hans, I ...
Grayson Foster
The trick with the other poem is when they will give you hints to how it's supposed to sound or not supposed to sound, so like: >Hiccough has the sound of cup.
Try the text in the op and I can give you some more feedback if you'd like.
different leaf, Hanz, sorry. >not being able to recognize the voice of your own internet gf SHAME
Wyatt Jenkins
lmao what a wunderbar language
Joshua Allen
9/10 I assume you're french-canadian. There's no way an anglo can pronounce the Ñ that good. Bttw, you should pronoune th "J"like an English "H". Example: hoja sounds like oh-ha
leaf girls all have the same high-pitched chink voice to be fair
John Torres
Aboriginal from Australia
Daniel Wilson
my sympathy
Christopher Adams
>she looks like shes half abo you normalfag
she's a brit, did you really expect a looker?
I suppose if you can forego the physical side of the relationship it'd certainly be easier than an irl one
Easton James
>hoja sounds like oh-ha That's not at all what I thought that would sound like wtf. The h turns into an 'oh'?
Very nice.
I'm the only actual chink afaik.
Liam Perry
>The trick with the other poem is when they will give you hints to how it's supposed to sound or not supposed to sound I know this might come as stupid, but I noticed that, however I wanted to listen to how my pronunciation would be without association. Anyway, I will try another day with more care! >Try the text in the op and I can give you some more feedback if you'd like. Gf is sleeping next to me. I can't. That's why I linked to an old record of mine. Thanks anyway :D