Vocaroo thread - late night in Europe edition

And blood-black nothingness began to spin
A system of cells interlinked within
Cells interlinked within cells interlinked
Within one stem. And dreadfully distinct
Against the dark, a tall white fountain played.

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let's start with some poetry

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I like the way you say interlinked.

How about some simple italian for a beginner? The last time i tried was early last year in one of these threads so would be fun to have another go.

sad

noice recording.

Quel ramo del lago di Como, che volge a mezzogiorno, tra due catene non interrotte di monti, tutto a seni e a golfi, a seconda dello sporgere e del rientrare di quelli, vien, quasi a un tratto, a ristringersi, e a prender corso e figura di fiume, tra un promontorio a destra, e un'ampia costiera dall'altra parte; e il ponte, che ivi congiunge le due rive, par che renda ancor più sensibile all'occhio questa trasformazione, e segni il punto in cui il lago cessa, e l'Adda ricomincia, per ripigliar poi nome di lago dove le rive, allontanandosi di nuovo, lascian l'acqua distendersi e rallentarsi in nuovi golfi e in nuovi seni.

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from this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Betrothed_(Manzoni_novel)

my cat says hello
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how so?

Fascinating... With your accent, it almost sounds like Old English in parts.
Thanks!
Unfortunately, Californians and folks in NYC seem to think that the rest of us depend on them like Britain depends on London. Sure, they're crucial to our country's position, but it's not like we have the hyper-centralized government and population of the UK.
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The vocaroo cute robot
and myself

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disregard that fail. Rolling the r is intense as buggery. I'll stick to guttural, me thinks :^)

Nice cat

>Sure, they're crucial to our country's position, but it's not like we have the hyper-centralized government and population of the UK.

true.

I can post German if anyone is interested. I won't be able to r8 it properly but there is a yank here sometimes with better German than me who may be of help

well, you tried
not bad

Yeah, post German

Nige, my friend
why are we still awake at this hour?

Huh I kinda wanna try this one

Thanks for the fun threads, but I gotta go for now.
G'night, anons

it shouldn't be that difficult if Spanish is your first language

good noight

if you are scottish please post

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French(it's been a while):Voici une façon très simple et très rapide de préparer de délicieux filets à la poêle. Cuisez votre poisson comme indiqué précédemment, puis retirez-le de la poêle. Baissez le feu et déglacez avec un fond de vin blanc, ajoutez une gousse d’ail pressé, de la pulpe de tomates, les aromates de votre choix (thym, herbes de Provence…) et quelques olives noires coupées en rondelles si vous en avez. Laissez mijoter quelques instants puis versez sur vos filets de poisson. C’est prêt et surtout c’est bon !

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German:
Während die Makrelen garen, das Rapsöl in einer Pfanne erhitzen, Kurkuma, Pfeffer, Currypulver und Zwiebeln dazugeben und leicht anbraten. Den Reis dazugeben und ebenfalls anbraten, dann mit der Brühe ablöschen. Die restlichen Gewürze und die Kräuter dazugeben und mit dem Kochlöffel einrühren. Zugedeckt bei geringer Hitze unter häufigem Umrühren ca. 40 Minuten bzw. nach Packungsanleitung köcheln lassen.

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Carnival begins tomorrow whre i live in Germany. I've a day off but have to stay indoors to look after me kitten. No reason to sleep lad, you?

*gonna get me some beers in and celebrate with my cat like a lonely middle aged woman... in voc thread too if there is one

German seems to suit your voice better.
How's your kitten doing?

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I'm kinda high so sleep isn't exactly in thoughts right now
and I'm currently unemployed so I have fuckall to do but play videogames and read some books
I feel you for the cat though, cats are wonderful people you know, and I love very much mine

>DAzugeben
>DAzugeben
>DAzugeben

Stress is daZUgeben.

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pls don't laugh

And it's geRINGer not GEringer.

you mad, bruda?

German is certainly easier but that's just because I haven't had a conversation in French for almost a year, sadly.

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tried my luck with the kraut

Just for you, Hans

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Fritz' heart just gave out.

Nice attempt though, tb h.

poor kitto ;_;
hug him (her?) for me, will you

yeah I was just thinking of getting hammered tomorrow night and molest some twenty-something chubby girls at my favourite bar
hope to get me some fat pussy, God help me I have tried

I can barely pronounce my own language, let alone another one. Spanish is the only one I'm reasonably good at.

Reading this stuff like a retard is pretty fun imo though

Aye I'll give the kitty a stroke when he wakes.

> God help me I have tried
>chubby girls

Aren't they easier the chubbier they get?

Why? Just giving him advice on his accent.

>Reading this stuff like a retard is pretty fun imo though

this 100%.

the lass is proper on my case about my stresses, tb h. I'm glad of the help.

indeed
but they usually are overly emotive and that I hate
goddammit I only want to put the duck in the oven once or twice and these retards keep buggering for commitment
the pink wojak

>goddammit I only want to put the duck in the oven once or twice and these retards keep buggering for commitment

Sounds like you need a trip to London. They'd be on you like it's their last shag. You just have to put up with the binge drinking and street pissing :^)

>the binge drinking and street pissing
that I can get behind
love me some cigarette breath slag

I tried to put on a stereotypical Australian accent since I don't really have one but I failed miserably.
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>love me some cigarette breath slag

you belong in pic related fellow *nglo

lmao too bad I'm a dark haired mediterranean, I don't think I would fit very well in the hooligan crowd
or maybe some beer could help tie the international friendship, who knows

ere you go m8

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>dark haired mediterranean
pretty sure that makes it easier in most places

Hearing him say dazugeben wrong three times in a single vocaroo did make me suffer yes.

JAWOHL

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Contrary to popular belief, we're pretty welcoming if you're on the piss with us. Even the louts to some extent.

With the women, sure

Didn't pronounce some of the ö correctly
weird I don't ussually have problems with the umlaut

>Während die Makrelen garen, das Rapsöl in einer Pfanne erhitzen, Kurkuma, Pfeffer, Currypulver und Zwiebeln dazugeben und leicht anbraten. Den Reis dazugeben und ebenfalls anbraten, dann mit der Brühe ablöschen. Die restlichen Gewürze und die Kräuter dazugeben und mit dem Kochlöffel einrühren. Zugedeckt bei geringer Hitze unter häufigem Umrühren ca. 40 Minuten bzw. nach Packungsanleitung köcheln lassen.
>garen

DEMACIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>With the women
that's what I meant yeah, unless that's not what he meant?

Maybe he's not just after chavettes but chavs as well :^)

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do I fit in yet

nailed it eh?

ohh myy.

that was a pretty good indian accent. kek

Barely intelligible desu.

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legit sound like a typical asian from the midlands. If that was what you were going for then I'm properly impressed

Vocaroo this please, is my favorite poem.

La fortuna no ama a quien la ama...
Esta pequeña hoja de laurel
Ha llegado con años de retraso.
Cuando yo la quería
Para hacerme querer
Por una dama de labios morados
Me fue negada una y otra vez
Y me la dan ahora que estoy viejo.
Ahora que no me sirve de nada.

Ahora que no me sirve de nada.
Me la arrojan al rostro
Casi
como
una
palada
de
tierra...

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I tried

I would appreciate some feedback, please, lads.

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I think some mistakes wouldn't be made if the words were presented alone. It was my first try.

not bad user, well done!

say dutchman, how do you rate mine?

Oh damn

This one?
Nice abgehitlert.

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somehow, not as good as the other.

>latter
is a long 'a' sound :)
same with cigar

overall just a couple words where the vowels are slightly off, but still understandably overall.

yup, isn't it epic? made me think a lot!

cutest vocaroo i've heard, nice user, you pronounced pretty well the letter (ñ)

Thanks, next time will be better. I've never left Brazil and I haven't studied english properly, courses and such, in the last 7-8 years. It's good to be understood at least :D

>there are already people drinking in carneval dress outside

Nutters, lads. It's an easy -4 and fuck all is open yet

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yeah, that's the one, had a good laugh recording it, hope it was humorous. what's your fancy slangesque word translate to?

stop complimenting my internet gf pedro

fucking creep

abhitlern means doing something hitler-style

>moans about hugbox nature of thread and attention whores
>panders to that exact atmosphere

Hans, I ...

The trick with the other poem is when they will give you hints to how it's supposed to sound or not supposed to sound, so like:
>Hiccough has the sound of cup.

Try the text in the op and I can give you some more feedback if you'd like.


different leaf, Hanz, sorry.
>not being able to recognize the voice of your own internet gf
SHAME

lmao what a wunderbar language

9/10
I assume you're french-canadian. There's no way an anglo can pronounce the Ñ that good. Bttw, you should pronoune th "J"like an English "H". Example: hoja sounds like oh-ha

it's shit cause I'm half asleep but fuck it
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Take it easy hans, i've an internet gf too... she is british :3

Wot. I didn't say a word about attention whores. Listening to girls' vocaroos on Sup Forums is the only regular contact I have with females.

she looks like shes half abo you normalfag

has she sunk your belgrano yet?

I see

I wish I had an internet gf

probably prettier than ur mum

what's an abo?

kek

>SHAME
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leaf girls all have the same high-pitched chink voice to be fair

Aboriginal from Australia

my sympathy

>she looks like shes half abo you normalfag

she's a brit, did you really expect a looker?

I suppose if you can forego the physical side of the relationship it'd certainly be easier than an irl one

>hoja sounds like oh-ha
That's not at all what I thought that would sound like wtf.
The h turns into an 'oh'?

Very nice.

I'm the only actual chink afaik.

>The trick with the other poem is when they will give you hints to how it's supposed to sound or not supposed to sound
I know this might come as stupid, but I noticed that, however I wanted to listen to how my pronunciation would be without association. Anyway, I will try another day with more care!
>Try the text in the op and I can give you some more feedback if you'd like.
Gf is sleeping next to me. I can't. That's why I linked to an old record of mine. Thanks anyway :D

Go to bed Lisa

NO U
It's only 21:43, Scott. :)

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the H is a mute letter in Spanish