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>Kyle will NEVER hold you in his arms
why even wake up in the mornings

Lucy dies

>and miss, the look on her face when it was opened... there was a stillness, like the formica tabletop
what did he mean by this?

Friendly reminder that Laura will be returning to our screens tonight.

Who doesn't love the Drashigs?

So I found this interesting info for you lorefags

cakravartin.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/tilak.pdf

>The Arctic Home in the Vedas is a history book on the origin of Aryanic People by Bal Gangadhar Tilak, a mathematician turned astronomer, historian, journalist, philosopher and political leader of India. It propounded the theory that the North Pole was the original home of Aryans during the pre-glacial period which they had to leave due to the ice deluge around 8000 B.C. and had to migrate to the Northern parts of Europe and Asia in search of lands for new settlements. In support to his theory, Tilak presented certain Vedic hymns, Avestic passages, Vedic chronology and Vedic calendars with interpretations of the contents in detail.

The relevant part besides the Tibet angle is the preface mentions a Dr Jacobi.

SMILE!

>mfw

The Showtime website says there'll be nudity in tonight's episode.

Dubs say it's Tammy.

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Are you guys looking forward to the musical guest this week?

no its going to be
dougie

judy

good taste

Someone I know watched FWWM for the first time with me just now and didn't like it.

david lunched lol

it's gonna be rash girl, or one of those three chicks from the casino

There's been too little nudity honestly.

maybe you shouldn't have tried the moves on her during the leland rape scene

I just watched it laat night. It definitey doesn't have the same feel as the show but the main plot, that of Laura's final days, are authentic enough to make the movie worthwhile.
Btw, is there a place to catch up on the current season without a Showtime account? Or should I just do the free trial to watch?

Why does everyone fall in love with the bitch after they fuck her? Except James, did James even fuck Laura?

Anyway did she have a really tight pussy or something?

youtube.com/watch?v=dtLU4m8etAY

friendly reminder that the illusion is over and dougie is going to wake up

NO HAY BANDA

Watched it with my gf, she'd only scene a couple bits and pieces of twin peaks before and didn't particularly like it, but she was super into the movie. She's not some moviebuff gf, she's taken me to see disputable me and stuff, but it was nice that she actually enjoyed it (appreciated it, who knows, but I'll take it).

already missing dougie

one of the best choices for this season unironically

it won't be like the old new twin peaks anymore after the old new Agent Cooper returns.

*dispicable me. And We Bought a Zoo. And Safe Haven and so on. But she at the very least puts up with my stuff so maybe there's hope

Idk user, things tend to go that way when you have a physical relationship with a woman you like. And wuth James, yes, it's quite implied in FWWM. She appears in a towel in a bathroom at school and starts making out with James while he caresses her breasts before the scene ends.

Anyone /kill themselves/ after this shitty reboot finishes?

wow you spoiled the whole show for her you massive faggot

agreed, dougie scenes are actually goat. fuck the dougie hate

whenever he reaches for a badge he makes this season worth it again and again

ok guys, I've been at an advanced screening for politicians of the season finale. The first 120 minutes are great. Rest of it is cooper waking up after the first night in the great northern hotel, and everything until now has been a dream.

Cooper follow the intuition that Leland is the killer and arrests him. Nothing super natural about bob he was just a guy who molested leland as a kid.

Series end cofnirming the only supernatural aspect are Cooper dreams, who are overly long but always predict crimes. Series end with another black lodge sequence but it's quickly interrupted as Cooper wakes up again.

I won't spoil how the dream that was season 1 to 3 ends though ;)

>watching FWWM with my gf
>she spreads apart her legs and starts breathing heavily whenever Laura starts acting lewd

Bobby cheated on her and she was just a little fucktoy for Leo and Jacques
even James immediately got together with Donna when she was gone
only guys actually into her were the agoraphobic weirdo and Johnny the retard

Did he rape her?
Is she in cahoots with him, considering she told him about Hastings?
Is there a Bad and Good Diane?
Is Philip Jeffries involved?
Is Suzy the key to all of this?

She said she didn't care, was too into the mystery for me to stop it before the Bob reveal. We started watching season one a couple weeks ago and she likes the show now so I guess it was fine

>laura is the one
aaa fuck this, stop this shit with THE ONE already

FWWM isn't a very likeable movie, it's a hellish experience

Nice try Bobby, next time don't cry during sex and I won't dump your pussy ass

Lynch is a fucking Chad

>tfw yesterday was Laura Palmer's birthday and /tpg/ didn't bat an eye

This general is full of bandwagoners

Reminder that Bobby cried because Laura was being bad Laura

I thoroughly enjoyed watching Bobby's character development in the original run. From a punk drug dealer to a suit-wearing assistant to Ben Horne. And now he's a cop leading the investigation of Cooper's whereabouts with his dad's clues. He has become the great man that his father foresaw. I wonder if he's happily with Shelly.

It'll be Andy

>I wonder if he's happily with Shelly.
Gordon

if Lucy actually dies tonight i'm dropping the show I swear

I really will I swear

Is evil coop a ganster bad guy

or he is a 90ies cartoons bad guy

not in the bad sense, in the scientific mastermind kind of sense, with him having access to advanced science\cloning\portal technology to conquer the world

or is he both

>Actually unironically believing the "Lucy Dies" spam

she does, haven't you read the sdcc spoilers?????

the whole sequence is going to take a full half of the episode (from the setting up, to her attempting to survive sequence, to the murder itself). The plot is not progressing much apart from this

>this scene youtube.com/watch?v=R69J4TGgkbs

I wouldn't put it past Chad.

If Lucy dies the inevitable Wally Brando scene is going to be amazing.

this lucy is fucking based and doesnt deserve to be killed by some new edgy faglord character

>Now I know how Brando felt
damn...

I do hope she does. The ultimate Reddit filter.

True, Chad's a piece of shit, but I have a hard time believing that Lynch would kill her off. This honestly just sounds like a rumor that spread due to the shock value of the thought of Lucy dying.

Post yfw Wally Brando, Red, fat black guy and Johnny all beat up Richard at the same time

hey user
are you imagining lewd things about me? ;)

I mean, James did bounce back with Donna extremely fast but he also directly told Laura he loved her, which she reciprocated in the same words before she ran off into the forest the night she was killed.

cool or cringy, /tpg/?

lucy dies while shitting herself

the farting is extremely loud and chad and richard speak in subtitles like that scene in fwwm where the music is very loud

funny thing people are going to read this and believe I'm kidding lol

Hoping for sheryl lee or Jennifer Jason leigh

reddit-tier cringy

this kills the normies

>Did he rape her?
No, ya dip. The night he was referring to happened before Coop went to Twin Peaks in the first place. Remember, she does think of him as an old friend who's somehow changed or been corrupted. She reacts the way she does when Mr. C brings it up because it confirms that Mr. C is Coop in some important sense--while obviously being unlike him as well. That's the source of horror.

'ddit

>chocolate bunnies are a remedy for gas
>Lucy dies shitting herself

So it WAS about the chocolate bunnies!

youtube.com/watch?v=ZuYS37XQDno
>16 minutes in
>Why did nothing happen between Audrey and Cooper?
>Kyle: U-u-uh the writing went a different way and stuff...

This will be perfect my twin peaks themed wedding! I was reading a Pinterest article that I got from the twin peaks Reddit page, and it had all sorts of zany and cool ideas for a twin peaks party! I can't wait to show my friends! They're super weird xD (just as weird as Twin Peaks lol!) Can you share an Etsy link to this?

I'm hoping for Mädchen Amick and Naomi Watts.

These panels are always awful to watch. Just a constant, low level of cringe occasionally punctured by concentrated cringe.

>I'll anally rape my retarded uncle
What did Richard mean by this?

If this is true i hope its like maddy's death scene but 100 times more violent.

I love Lucy's character and im not an edgelord, but if she is going to die i want to see a pure Lynch kino scene where he builds tension until she dies in the most horrible way

Will Andy finally break then?

Also is Andy even the biological father? Is he a cuck who raised another man's son?

its kino idiot

Madchen amick is possible but if we haven't watched naomi's tits in the last episode sex scene i really doubt we are going to see them now.

Why not all four?

Andy's in on it - note the fact that he let a guy get killed and the fact he has a Rolex.

Sheryl Lee is kind-hearted, good-natured, wonderful, talented, friendly and CUTE!!

Why does she always look kind of upset
Was it the trauma inflicted by Lynch

I really hope that Andy is into some dark things too, its a really bland character and we already saw that he is into something strange...

Friendly reminder that the entire show could have been avoided if the racist couple from New Mexico had given this black guy a light

>11 episodes in
>Coop is basically still trying to come back
>Evil Coop is still at large
>basically nothing has changed from episode 1
is this season an example on how you can stretch your nonexistent plot into a 18 hours series?

That's why she let her get the beige one, her last pleasure before she dies

she's sick

It was never about plot, you lemon.

Did you know that this guy is a full time Abraham Lincoln actor in real life?

photoshop him please, light up his cigarette and give him a smile.

please come on

Didn't Naomi have some complaints about the sex scenes in Mulholland Drive after the fact? Maybe it was a contract thing to avoid Lynch even considering another go at that

Because Laura is a combination of Maria/Saint/Muse and whore of Babylon archetypes. She's the perfect hook for male projection and desire. You can save her (and thereby save yourself!) and be inspired by her uninhibited feminine energy at the same time.

This is why she is "the one." She is the feminine vessel through which goodness can reassert itself in to our realm.

>go over to my mom's every Sunday to watch this
>it's a nudity episode
fug

Did Lynch intentionally do this? Is he trying to say something?

Didnt know that but i doubt It since she has been nude in almost every film after mulholland drive

How? Like she enjoys being tied up or putting popsicle sticks up her ass ?

Blood disease. But maybe that too.

It's either people who know nothing about the show or people who think they know everything and do cosplays.

Makes sense, then who's the male archetype, Cooper?

WATCH IT KYLE

How?

Actually a good little association, I hadn't thought of this

Why did this make me laugh