This airs tonight

This airs tonight.

Who is your money on?

PHELPS VS SHARK

The shark probably isn't a raging pothead so I'm gonna have to go with him.

>a fish that has evolved billions of years to be perfectly adapted to the ocean
vs
>some pot head from Maryland

but how does it feel to know that a raging pothead is better and more successful than you in every way? gotta sting a little right?

>straight white male racing a shark instead of season African shark racers

you insult like a woman or redditor, user

>phelps
>straight
Pick one.

k lemme change my insult. * But how does it feel to know that a raging pothead is more successfull than you in every way and youre still just a faggot?

I wish my parents loaded me up with hgh when i was a kid

>black man
>swim

Pick one

Anyone else here rooting for the shark?

Literally who VS. Shark?

>blacks can swim

kek

Bong here; what?

They'll have drugged the shark up thing is rigged more than the Mayweather/Connor fight

Can't we find the answer to this with a quick google search?

>phelps overdoses on weed and dies
>shark eat his corpse
>DUDE I'M A SHARK SUCK MY DICK LMAO
Haha would be funny haha

>most successful Olympian ever
>literally who

Haha

discovery channel is gonna feed that swimmer to a shark

Phelps can go an irrelevant mph in water, because Sharks simply go MUCH faster

though I am sure it's rigged for Phelps to win it.

What is this. Why are people doing this stupid televised-on-all-channels animal shit? Wasn't there a guy who tried to get swallowed alive by an anaconda a few years ago?

It feels like it's catering to the lowest common denominator that doesn't actually understand how animals work. Do these things get views, or is it Phelps desperately treading water HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHA as he fades from relevance in the public eye?

On the plus side, it might be the first time someone is consumed by a shark in HD live on tv

>Olympics
Oh that thing homosexuals and ballerinas go to?

I'm pretty sure he's not even going to be anywhere near the shark.

Better than being a degenerate junkie, right fellow redditor XD? Oh wait...

I doubt the shark could win in a weed smoking contest unless it's sea weed.

Phelps has spent the past two months adapting his swimming to that of a shark.

So it's not going to just be that easy.

...

Is someone gonna stream it?

You tried :(

I don't see what youre getting at
Stephen hawking can't even use his legs and you're trying to force a response with michael phelps?

>using 100% maximum sustained effort to sprint from one side of a pool to the other in order to simulate the effortless floating through water that a shark does
Do Americans really do this?

>i'm so fast, i raced an animal that has no understanding of the concept of competitive racing

10/10

Literally every animal knows what a race is. Fish race all the time.

>Literally every animal knows what a race is
Do Americans really do this?

What's the fucking point then?

Wrong, I asked a pig if he knows what niggers are and he had no clue. My dog knows about niggers though.

>PHELPS VS SHARK
Maybe he should be wearing a shark fin then and not a dolphin fin?

>not knowing the difference between a shark and dolphin
Do Americans really do this?

Should have gotten Phelps to play Aquaman

>not knowing sharks are afraid of dolphins
Are yurobongs really this stupid?

You can't put either on a burger, why would americans know about them?

What's he gonna do, swim around for five minutes near a cage?

Shark Week is dead.

There are no dolphins in the pool.

>yurobongs
As opposed to non-Euro bongs?

how does the shark even know it's racing and supposed to go fast

What time does this air?

Is the shark also doping?

>white shark 25 mph
>pothead lanket 5 mph
yeah i wonder who would win

Was this funnier in your head?

i asked my dog about whites and he doesnt know about them, but i asked your wife about blacks and she started to flush.

>shark literally made to glide through water effortlessly
>stoner swimmer

STAY TUNED FOR XTREME DEADLY SHARK XTREME MAN SWIM-OFF

Do the sharks get friggin laser beams on their heads?

Useless bait posting. Quite embarrassing to be honest. Sounds like a 14 year old is behind the keyboard here.

I know you think Sup Forums is "super edgy" compared to your home boards on reddit, but you seem retarded here. Try again next time.

Sup Forums thinks supporting the GOP is edgy now
literally just a bunch of grumpy old men with poor social skills masquerading as teenagers