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who was in the wrong here edition

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wish i was dead

love markov chains, makedonias gift to the world

>pull up to my cave on my green Triceratops after a hard days work as deputy assistant head of stone working
>take out my Mammoth tusk and Sabre-cat pelt I harvested on the way home from work
>Walk through the cave entrance
>yell UG to my mate of 2-years at the firepit as she is already home from her work as a team leader in a spear sharpening centre
>sit down on my fur bed
>put up my feet on the boulder
>look up at the cave paintings just in time to see Bradders going through the rules of the final hunt with the hunters who made it through before they face the mammoth herd
>perfect timing as my mate comes in with the dinner, another one of Fred Flintone's cracking 30 minute meals
>tuck in as I pretend to listen to my mate's stories from her day at work
>send a cheeky UG to Smithster and Deano to see if they can come round for the mammoth hunt later, maybe sneak in a few rounds of noughts and crosses 8000 BC on the cave wall first, bloody Smithster ignoring the rule of no diagonals what a melt haha

>seventeen-decimalpoint-six degrees

went to london once and tried a kfc to see what it's all about

was pretty shit should have gone to greggs

dumb crossposter

flyin' lions

So attempt an armed robbery of a bank or something.

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*responds to u*

daring synthesis

is the past tense of /brit/ /brought/?

came out as asexual to my only friends on tuesday AMA

have you got nandos in britain?

/brat/

can see her updating her photos right now
RESPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND

never really got the point of that fetish desu

/brat/

/bred/

she's too busy talking to me

bait them into trying to be funny then respond with "you really think you're funny don't you?"
literally the perfect situation to be in

armed? with what? i don't live in yankland

why need a coming out for that? were they taking the piss cause you didn't get you some fanny?

*dabs on you*

What are some good phrases that basically mean nothing but toilberg loves to hear

"Multi disciplinary approach" is one I think

am i missing something? why would you do this?

hey mate, don't like fanny or cock

ye righto

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yes lol, I described a story where was with a girl in bed and refused to sleep with her and he goes "so you just couldn't get hard" lol

blue sky thinking

"Team exercise building"

came out as straight to my only friends on tuesday AMA

posted in the wrong thread thinking it was brit

just end me

it's all lies, but they are entertaining lies

you gonna lend me the money?

perkele

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Deanoposting is best done in the evening when the toilsmen are home

Will enjoy seeing this post later

youtube.com/watch?v=DZE6CMm_I8Y

>lend
For 2,500 Thai baht it's tempting but I don't actually want you to die.

flintstones chewable morphine

>For 2,500 Thai baht it's tempting but I don't actually want you to die.

I need more OJ

why do men leave photo comments? the fuck is the point

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dental plan haha xx

ahahahah dental plan sneed moon waffles

I am unironically one of the lads in these open mouth soy boy photos floating around, ask me anything

lisa needs braces

d'oh haha

youtu.be/cAowWVrpEgs

Look at this duuude

don't remember this one

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lmao, seen this one I have

polly poiko is polly pengko desu

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used to be the most cliché Sup Forumstard in the book

now I'm a more obscure kind of Sup Forumstard

very rude of you to deny me that bliss

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Link

feel free to respond anytime ladies

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dont be thirsty

I'm like that you see

what's this russian's endgame lads

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hello :)

well good thing you cleared that up mate, don't wanna imagine how that would feel at times. how do you feel about being asexual?you think you have a clearer view on some things when compared to your friends?

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Had enough of racist, xenophobic, homophobic, anti-women, anti-refugee and anti transgender little England bigots. It brings me shame to know this is what the people are like in the place where I am from. Need to get the fuck out of here asap.

bigot

>Surrey gets skittl’d by budgetary deficits

PLEASE

I can't wait to play Resident Evil 4 later. I love that game so much, had it on the gamecube, WII and now PC.

I'm the only one out of mates who has a disposable income, a drivers licence and car, and is keen to go out on the town. The rest lack at least one of these qualities and its annoying lads. I just want to have a good time but me mates just want to sit around and do nothing, what do?

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Critical theory? Frankfurt school? Nah they dont exist mate just conspiracy theories innit.

flying cock?

youtube.com/watch?v=2pUJl3RZjZ0&feature=youtu.be

See you've got the right idea fucking off to asia and letting these idiots destroy themselves in the fervour of brexit fever

Culture of Critique tbqh lads

youtu.be/faa4N0LdiTU

seeing a lot more Sup Forums type comments on youtube these days
do they just browse youtube to find videos to dislike and drop a comment on? Don't really have a problem with Sup Forums as such but this newer generation seems to be more into showing off outside of Sup Forums.

>Jan Sjunnesson
every fucking time

pay for them is the only realistic option

I don't really like or even believe in labels so the only reason I use asexual is to make it easier for other people to relate, I mean I don't know if at the end of the day I would truly call myself asexual but I know that I see sex as something different to most people.

One thing I do worry about is if I ever did have sex then maybe I would realise it is great and I hve been missing out for 30 years haha but I honestly have no desire for it, I have never looked at a person or a vagina and wanted to stick my cock in it.

I want kids (but don't want sex) and worry about how a relationship is meant to be sustained without sex when society seems to consider it the most important part. So I suppose I wish I wanted to have sex like everyone else.

No I don't think I have clearer view if anything I consider this more potentially as an illness, there is a small part of me that thinks and has always thought I should go to a doctor and have testosterone levels checked etc

You'll probably find that everything your whining about is much more prevalent in Asia.

I'm the only one out of my mates who has no gf

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Was surprised to find out a lot of online Sup Forums types haven't even heard of Sup Forums. I was on a nationalist discord server and there were teenagers and baby boomers and they were posting Sup Forums memes but hadn't even heard of Sup Forums

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woah not okay

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the fire rises innit

yeah but i have no gf AND no mates

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