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Do you have any pets

The garms

SCREAMING

THIS COULD LITERALLY HAVE BEEN POSTED BY TURTLEMONG

Now I've taken far too much to see. Or think or touch what's real. I'm stranded on this street that. Paved my only way home

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no but my fiancée's parents have a dog that we look after some times
he ate my wooden elephant keyring I got in India

unironically thought it was from the thumbnail

Did you see the stylish kids in the riot

are brits celtic or germanic

both

neither

celts larding as krauts

Gonna play some Resident Evil 4

makes u ponder

showed a girl my willy once and almost got charged with sexual harassment but i was like 14 so they dropped it

need more detail

some ugly mongo showed me his willy when he was 14 and somehow managed to get away with it

Hottie Asians Highly Favor Roehampton Men

The dog photo worked lads
I got a match
she stopped replying after I used the archaelogist line though

well too bad you're not getting any

any based /northumbrian/ men in?

putney? nice place

Listening to Patriotic Australian songs while drunk is NOT a good mix lads haha
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I hope we make it out of this lads...

meant larping but i reckon this actually fits better

>kenneth branagh
>ulster scot
er no

soy milk is anti white propaganda

what patriotic songs are you listening to lad

are the french celtic or latin

ahh, ahh, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, counting bodies like sheep like sheep like sheep to the rhythm of the war drums

How do you know?

If videogames and the internet didn't exist, people would instead:

who's turtlemong

since the invention of dating apps, there are people that exist solely because the internet does

yeah

Great Southern Land by icehouse has just come on
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>Let the lard of the black land come farth!

so this is the... """"""based""""" northumbrian

ah

It’s funny how just being involved on the internet is a reason to live. The endless connections that can be made, the skills you can learn, the games you can download, the videos you can watch, there’s enough content to give yourself a new “reason to live” every day, and that makes it so much harder to justify killing yourself. The love of your life is a click away, your internet fame is one more upload away, the end to your loneliness is on the other side of your inbox, but you’re still miserable. That hope drags you through year by year, and no matter how much you have to do, no matter how much you have to learn, it just never seems to be enough

he's northern Irish isn't he

Enjoying this patriotic song atm
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atlantic europe should be nuked

Ah yes, funny little runts these are

atrocidad

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No.

wish the jews would stop ruining movies by putting black people and women in them

maybe people would bother finding actual hobbies instead of hoeing on instashit for shits and gigs

Why are Northumbrians different from other Anglos?

that is a pure brittonic face

northumbrians are scots though

high testosterone

then you'll enjoy this lad
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Toil really kills the desire to read

i want to see a civil war between southerners and northerners

I agree, it's why Bladerunner 2049 was so good.

enjoyed lad

am personally of pure brythonic stock

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listening to the ruiner

grow up

Danes

Vikings had settlements there

Only The Brave is the first American film I've seen which was all white

did not think that was allowed or possible

Are you an Aussie or just an Aussiboo?

definitely got scandi ancestors me

How does it feel to know when people say "UK" "Britain" or "England" they mean London? How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London? Maybe next time you Poortherners meet a Londoner you should thank him for the dole money you collect.

How does it feel to know every year millions of tourists come to see London while no one gives a fuck about your depressing Northern shit hole? How does it feel to know you have no culture or relevance to the UK never mind the world.

London is a land of opportunity which is why it is such a magnet for immigrants, I know you will respond that you "Hate niggers and pakis" but why? Is it that people can come from Ghana and Pakistan, work hard, build a career and make something of themselves all on their own merits while you Poorthern shits just sit their collecting dole and drinking cans of cider? Do the hard working immigrants make you feel bad for being such a lazy shit? I would take a million Asians, blacks and eastern Europeans over one of the lazy northern animals.

What is my conclusion? If you hate London you hate it because you can't hack it. You are not smart, quick or hard working enough to compete. You don't have the willpower to come down here and start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead. You hate it because everyone in London is doing something while you sit there doing NOTHING. Collecting dole... Drinking warm cider out of a can.... I don't know if Poortherners cause more pity or more disgust.

>Tell me again, some say animals have no soul ?! They have that and more, compassion, love and indifference, more so than some human beings

Business idea: make it illegal for a country to be above a certain population

Pure aussiboo, even got an australian flag in me bedroom

You expect me to read all that?

when will y*rkshire"men" stop larping as northumbrians

DEPLOYMENT SITE RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW

>How does it feel to know that 36.9% of the UK's economy is from London?
Fake news

only thing that is getting me through toil today is I’ll be in the boozer by 5:15 pm

Got a boner

Think I enjoy alcohol a bit too much desu

except he is

put new balance insoles in non new balance trainers

feel like a bit of a maverick but they are VERY comfy

>start at the bottom renting a flat and work hard until you eventually get that mansion in Hampstead

sharting

Noice, would like to go to France and see the war memorials particularly the Australian one, used to be a sick WWI statue of an Aussie stabbing a German Eagle with a bayonet til the Nazi's tore it down. This ones still cool though

Is there a word to distinguish the native Britons from the Brythons? Or were they basically the same? Did the English Britons speak a Brythonic language like the Welsh and Cornish?

What comes to mind when you hear "St Alban's"?

why do you need ‘balance insoles’?
can you not walk properly without them you spastic

Pic related is the pre-WWII one.

Here's an Englishman

>Is there a word to distinguish the native Britons from the Brythons?
they're the same thing
>Did the English Britons speak a Brythonic language like the Welsh and Cornish?
they're supposed to but there's no evidence for it

yeah that would have worked had i not put 'in non new balance trainers'

mong

Aussies
Apologise

as long as it is cheap, hopefully the aldis in your state can sell liquor
Something that actually impressed me is that in every little town I've been in the bush there is some kind of war memorial. I don't know if we got something of that magnitude in France (we should, since krauts came by to say hello)

this. 20-30 m is the maximum before countries become cancer cells on the ones around them

Darkest Hour was a mediocre movie, but Gary Oldman really did a great job

soz

branagh is an Ulster-Scots name
he was born in Belfast to two Northern Irish protestant parents
there's little reason to assume he's not an Ulster Scot

Business idea: deport aboriginals

makign kale crisps, bet they're going to be fucking shite

sorry those cunts destroyed it

Lt dan haha

>but Gary Oldman really did a great job
I disagree. The whole portrayal of Churchill wasn't very good

can't a man walk down the street in this country without being offered a job