VOCAROO

Edition: Escapism

Post languages, post recordings, r8, be r8ed.

English:

Perhaps the worst of the policy errors during the post-World War I period was the insistence of the Allies that Germany pay war reparations — reparations that went far beyond anything that the defeated Germans could afford. As the victors, the Allies felt that it was only fair for Germany to pay for the terrible war it had waged, and they didn’t much care about whether such payments would cripple the German economy.

Which, of course, they did; by the early 1930s, the country was effectively bankrupt. And the Allies’ unrelenting demand for reparations bred immense resentment among the German people. There is not much doubt that this combination of public anger and economic distress helped facilitate the rise of Adolf Hitler.

Today, it is Germany that is making policy moves that seem insane. Locked into their modern-day orthodoxies, German politicians look at Greece with something akin to contempt. Aid to Greece — aid that is given grudgingly, when it is given at all — must be accompanied by severe austerity measures, the Germans believe, because the Greeks need to learn how to live within their means, the way Germans do.

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Cheeky pic of my kitty for the italian chap

Finished off the last thread with Maltese and I'll start this one in the same manner.

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L-Abjad hu kulur. Minnu nnifsu magħmul mill-kuluri kollha l-oħra. Infatti, jekk tgħaddi faxx ta' dawl abjad minn go priżma, il-faxx jinqasam fil-kuluri kollha.


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Noice

I'm realising that I have a hard time reading off a monitor. I feel like I get lost easily. I'll see if I find some stuff to post; thread deserves to live more.

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Here's a tongue twister for you to try to replicate:
>O rato roeu a rolha da garrafa de rum do rei da Rússia

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sorry
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I like your accent, lad/

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I feel like i need to stand up and clap for my life whilst listening to this, Pretty well done

Nhar it-18 ta' Lulju, 1551, għaxart elef suldat Tork kmandati minn Sinan Paxa waslu fil-port ta' Marsamxett, fejn kienu pjanaw li jattakkaw lill-Kavallieri fil-Birgu u l-Forti Sant'Anġlu. Madankollu dawn raw li l-forti kienet b'saħħitha wisq biex jirbħuha fi ftit jiem. B'hekk it-Torok telqu lejn l-Imdina biex jieħdu dik il-belt. Sadanittant, il-Kavallieri fl-Imdina, li kienu kmandati mill-Franċiz Nicolas Durand de Villegaignon, qalu lin-nies li kienu jgħixu fl-inħawi biex jistkennu fil-belt. Malli waslu t-Torok, raw ħafna nies fl-Imdina u ħasbu li hemm ħafna suldati jiddefendu l-belt. Madankollu, il-vapuri tat-Torok f'Marsamxett kienu ġew attakkati mill-Kavallieri. Minħabba dan, iddeċidew li jattakkaw Għawdex.
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blame yankie

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this is probably one of my favorite rap songs just because of how many rhymes are squeezed into each line

the R sound needs to be stronger, like you're scratching your throat

Your english is clear although when i heard it it seemed like i was hearing voicebox speak

Thank you my germanic friend, in my line of work i speak a lot of english, sometimes with natives, which helps me improve a lot.

I'm a brit

Nah. Shit just happens. I do wonder why we're not looking into it, now that he's dead. I guess we prefer littering the country with betting companies.

> seemed like i was hearing voicebox speak
Funny, as I had described my reading as text-to-speech like the other day.
And I can't do the R.

requesting french and norwegian tb h

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u a finn?

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>jEW

lol, rly jewish accent?

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no its the
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in the link

just seen, im idiot

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sounds like queueing Germans

did you record yourself sucking a cock or something?

He's devouring food because he's hungry.

oi, yanky cunt, sing me a song

Baba yetu

>muriork isnt familiar with the sound of death because he isnt even alive
typical soulles ork

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you know it's me, pierre. As silky smooth as ever.

>Germany should have paid more

Germany should have never been allowed to re-united let alone become, once again, a power that extorts smaller nations within europe, tb h.

>Germany should have never been allowed to re-united let alone become, once again, a power that extorts smaller nations within europe, tb h.
Saying this in germany probably should grant you their equivalent of the legion d'honneur :^)

>Saying this in germany probably should grant you their equivalent of the legion d'honneur
I'm not from north africa.

Old school poker night, when pierre?

Not tonight at least, 3tired5that

Reee, I, free all night

see who's up in the skype group
if there's anyone left using it

I wish you all a Napoleón

Aye get on skype and i'll buzz ye.

maybe saturday night I'll hop by

Give me something to record

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Good thread.

Sing us the song of your people.

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Finally a spanish speaker. If you feel like singing :
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Lyrics here : genius.com/Ska-cubano-chango-lyrics

>all these selfhating germacucks itt

10/10 yank

I didn't work much but I worked a bit last night so I slept terribly hence why I'm tired tonite

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Sexy english voice.

I'm pretty sure none of them is German.

>L-Abjad hu kulur. Minnu nnifsu magħmul mill-kuluri kollha l-oħra. Infatti, jekk tgħaddi faxx ta' dawl abjad minn go priżma, il-faxx jinqasam fil-kuluri kollha.
I'm so sorry.
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Your french is still good mate. I'm glad to hear Germany hasn't ruined you completely.

Better than I expected, to be honest. "go" is wrongly written though, I just realised that and you read it well, if written incorrectly as that's the correct sound for our "g". is is supposed to be "ġo" with the ġ sounding like the j in John.

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I tried

bumping
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L-imħalla is the Maltese name for a constellation or group of stars, particularly the Pleiades - the bright star system that has inspired many legends throughout the world. The Mnajdra temple may be designed to track the movement of this particular star system which appears to have been of significant importance to our ancestors. In mid winter the bright star cluster passes high overhead and would be reflected in the dark water of a well full of winter rainwater. Ripples from a stone falling into the gloom or a cold winter breeze would cause the image to move and bring L-imħalla to life.

Gimme Deutschu senpai

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kek that was good.

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hey lad sorry for not answering I was showering
I love it thank you very much !

Ich zog meinen kleinen harten "Toby" ganz aus seinem engen Kanal heraus, stürzte mich mit meinem Mund auf sein geweitetes Loch und stieß mit der Zunge hinein. Die kleinen, jetzt komplett rosig durchbluteten Fältchen waren straff gespannt, die plötzlich verlassene Öffnung ging auf und zu wie das Maul eines Goldfisches im Glas. Meine Zunge umkreiste die Rosette, dann drang sie wieder wild ein, bevor ich sie mit beiden Zeigefingern penetrierte und weit auseinanderzog.

»Ah, Toby, Du geile Sau. Was machst Du ...? Oh, Scheiße, ist das gut.«

I don't want to know what that's from.

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GAY

Meh, I'd rather read a bit of this.
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If you say aloud that Germany has no right to exist inside Germany, it's probably the German authorities that will give you a medal.

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I missed you today, Hans

wouldn't read that in a million years

insecure about your own sexuality

There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone, in fact I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape, but even after admitting this there is no catharsis, my punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself; no new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

filthy crap is filthy crap, you're insecure about having good taste and sense

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Also, starting German. Rate me.

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too short to rate

*sigh* ok, I'll find something intredasting to read sometime

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dirty spics RAUS

No

Alright

this
shame

>*sigh*

>*sigh*

Stobbit! You inspired me too read this though. The emphasis is probably all fucked up. Rate my German.

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Noch. Ulica. Fonar. Apteka.
Bessmysleny i tuskly sviet.
Zhivi eschyo hot' chetwert veka
Vsyo budet tak, ishoda nyet.

Nants ingonyama bagithi, baba

APPELTAART

6-6-5
The neighbour of the beast!

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