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just had a nice chat with a police officer about the druggies in the alley, then when we walked out onto the street I literally spotted the red tracksuit dealer/druggie and told the popo, last I saw the popo was in hot pursuit. Lovely.

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Want to do a sex, marriage, babies, home and death in a warm bed with a belly full of whiskey and empty balls lads

any northern powerhouse man in?

prime strength is in your early 20s you slaphead twat

had a great new ready and you post this shit. fucking degenerate.

>alan is 33

jesus christ the years have NOT been kind

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>22
>prime strength

I mean yes physically but most 22yrs old are immature twats

thesun.co.uk/fabulous/5383574/scientists-adulthood-starts-24/

Umm sweaty I could literally break any 20 years old so you in half just by looking at him intently

According to the Cheddar man article, Africans and Middle Eastern peoples came to Europe in the middle of the Ice Age

the sandnigger was talking about physical strength

aaaaa

>soy boy not so you

>The Sun

alri @GaryBrexit1988

what the fuck happened, he looks somewhat decent here, now he just looks like a wrinkled wojak, sad tbf

3 year in and still a kid

ey up

don't question it, goy. it's fact now, just accept it

hate how reddit jizzes over anything elon musk does

>I mean yes physically
No u don't. I'd rape my 22yo self silly and he'd like it

high test causes hair loss, not even joking

if you stop reading dumb popsci articles about stuff you'd actually find out that the cheddar man was of practically no relationship to any modern british person

emphatically convinced that reddit is 90% shills/bots/marketers/propagandists

that site has lost its collective mind

so do genetics and low test, LMAO if you think alan is high test, he's average

its genetics though mostly

only if you are genetically predisposed to balding

>This face slowly rises up from the foot of your bed in the middle of the night

If I were to meet my 22yrs old self I'd probably slap the shit out of him and telling him to stop being a retarded prick

funny thing is, in two years I'll probably say the same thing about 26yrs old me, endless circle

LOVE Zlon Musk me

literally looks like the iranian(or whatever middleeastern/north african shithole they're from) guy who runs the local takeaway

imagine caring about a bald coloured attention whoring manlet

>and tells you it's 33

I was implying it was bullshit because Africans and Middle Easterners have no business going to a place that cold

getting excited about one man launching the world's most powerful rocket into space with his own car on board? ugh! fucking REDDIT

what can I get for the gf for the valentines day

she's probably expecting something so I need to get her some gift

something cheap, any ideas?

Hahah yeah mad that. Anyway yeah garlic mayo and chilli on that one please mate, no salad thanks and a can of tango. Ta.

imagine being scared to call the king a bender for 33 long years

it's the south of england it was connected by land back then
not a big stretch

>yanks arent nig-
twitter.com/Breaking911/status/960987289500438531/video/1

Uncle user will you tuck me in to bed?

tablier

As well as that the only thing that his DNA says is that it lacks two markers that make up the northern European skin tone. His skin could have been any shade really (and I've read something that says that it was most likely akin to the Armenian skin tone). This shows the bias in modern left-wing social science and the crisp classification as white/other (all others being the same, e.g. ancient egyptians were black, quintus lollius black), which implies race as an idea of purity rather than ethnicity. The beef between Nassim Taleb and Mary Beard on Roman Britain cracked this bias open.

did the mental thing go into the sky?

An orgasm lol

absolute retard. you actually think he did any of the work towards it. Tesla is shit btw

Please, stop denying science guys, thanks

racist...

thinking that the bloke who founded a company has ANYTHING to do with its success? UGH, retards...

Ah yes the yank approach to histography

state of the ones filming themselves

Non-white

I think it's just the media being stupid again.

no niece of mine is a fuckin gook
get out of my house

meh
that's probably already planned unless she's got he periods

>people who are naturally evolved to live in the desert moving up to a place that's literally in glaciers
Why are you radcens such retards when it comes to basic logic?

What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk… Have at you!

racist...

I declare myself the resident /brit/ cock slut

define white

Tucked my willy between my legs. Feels comfy.

are you a girl

Non-white

nesn.com/2017/11/tesla-reportedly-sends-dealers-cars-without-key-parts-including-seats/
vox.com/the-big-idea/2017/6/26/15872468/tesla-gm-ford-valuation-justifying-disruption
theguardian.com/technology/2018/feb/07/tesla-quarterly-loss-elon-musk-spacex

racist...

one of those tabliers with tits drawn on

pics xx

Non-white

no

Fun fact Elon didn't found Tesla. It was founded by a group of engineers and the storytelling of the company was centered around the personality of Elon later. After he bought the company. The engineers behind Tesla are never named.

racist...

Give me more ideas you twats

Get her some of these and a pearl necklace

not racist if you just hate one race

A home made meal and an orgasm lol

Non-white

twitter.com/gary_brexit88

1 in 10

pooing out my bum
pa-rum-pa-pum-pum

An orgasm

an orgasm for once you impotent loser haha

racist...

I should have thought of this I'll look it up
I can't really access her kitchen, her house is bizarre

Non-white

>company is successful
but elon musk didn't have anything to do with this! fucking reddit....
>company is not successful
haha! FUCK elon musk

you are a caged runt, squealing hysterically

>the state of how they all stopped debating whether a 30 years old is stronger than a 20 years old after I posted that pic
That's what would happen if you talked shit to me in real life except with big slaps to your face instead of jpeg images

>Ross Kemp
get a different picture he's too recognisable

explain pls

post one

alright then

THIS
We know yer a manlet, manlet.

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racist...

got called non-white in greggs lads

squat alan's weight as a warm up, HOWLING at that runt thinking he's strong

*picks you up and puts you in your high chair*
Alright little fella, we've gotten a bit excited here haven't we? You can come out when you've calmed down
*pats your baldy head*

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