Incredible stand-up

>incredible stand-up
>academy award tier actor
>improvisational god
Was there anything he couldn't do?

live

his stand-up was mostly stolen
but apparently he paid off the comics afterwards

being happy

Put a belt on and breath at the same time.

reach his next birthday

find a cure for depression

not steal jokes

>ITT edgy teenagers

live long enough to be another anti-trump actor

Go to bed, Zelda.

make a good movie

Keep it together

Not jerk off with a belt around his neck

im an edgy adult

It's pretty depressing to be in your mid 20s and realize most people you are speaking to are teenagers

Teens, spergs and people that couldn't leave. The worst is euroqueer teens, those fucks are the worst.

This is true.

However, listening to his ridiculous ad libs and improv makes up for it, for me at least.

Play Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild with his daughter.

Yeah, sucks being in your 30s and not allowed to approach kids more though

Oh well.

>mostly

no it was only little jokes here and there, but he did acknowledge that when he realized he stole someone elses material he would apologize and try to make good

Alimony

>I guess we some kind of Cure for Wellness now?

Why didn't Robin take the cure?

to intelligent too not hang in closet

I know that feel

...

>almost 28
>still fucking here

Are you me?

>spend a massive amount of my free time on this site
>tfw you finally realize its been 10 years

I know this feel. All too well.

levitate

>improvisational god

Having a manic cocaine rant makes you an "improvisational god"?

>be 38
>here since 2004

You're here forever

cope with the existential nightmare that is modern reality

its pretty depressing to realize you're in your mid-30s and most the people you're fucking are teenagers