>incredible stand-up
>academy award tier actor
>improvisational god
Was there anything he couldn't do?
Incredible stand-up
live
his stand-up was mostly stolen
but apparently he paid off the comics afterwards
being happy
Put a belt on and breath at the same time.
reach his next birthday
find a cure for depression
not steal jokes
>ITT edgy teenagers
live long enough to be another anti-trump actor
Go to bed, Zelda.
make a good movie
Keep it together
Not jerk off with a belt around his neck
im an edgy adult
It's pretty depressing to be in your mid 20s and realize most people you are speaking to are teenagers
Teens, spergs and people that couldn't leave. The worst is euroqueer teens, those fucks are the worst.
This is true.
However, listening to his ridiculous ad libs and improv makes up for it, for me at least.
Play Legend of Zelda Breath of the Wild with his daughter.
Yeah, sucks being in your 30s and not allowed to approach kids more though
Oh well.
>mostly
no it was only little jokes here and there, but he did acknowledge that when he realized he stole someone elses material he would apologize and try to make good
Alimony
>I guess we some kind of Cure for Wellness now?
Why didn't Robin take the cure?
to intelligent too not hang in closet
I know that feel
...
>almost 28
>still fucking here
Are you me?
>spend a massive amount of my free time on this site
>tfw you finally realize its been 10 years
I know this feel. All too well.
levitate
>improvisational god
Having a manic cocaine rant makes you an "improvisational god"?
>be 38
>here since 2004
You're here forever
cope with the existential nightmare that is modern reality
its pretty depressing to realize you're in your mid-30s and most the people you're fucking are teenagers