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China is ass-blasted about SpaceX. It crushed the “China Strong!” meme. Face it commies, America is still the best there is.

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I heard they don’t even have toilets in china.

Why do Americans behave in such a spiteful manner when it comes to international issues.
Take your cold war bullshit to and gurgle vowels with the braindead boomer cunts.

>tfw when ayylmaos get it and become a car fanatic society
>tfw they erect a giant statue of the mannequin and take road trips across their homeworld to see it

kys chink shill

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>yeah take that, China, this foreign billionaire just blew billions on his ego project! USA #1!
>just don't stop buying our debt, please

>Mexican trying to bantz

>tfw we have a better space program than india and china and letalone the rest of Europe (because the EU spatial program is basically french, faut l'savoir).

Thank you based de gaulle

What about the driver? Can they get him back safely?

There’s no way Musk would drive his car around up there without a safe way back. The suit looks cool on him though.

>amerimutts are still chocking on corporate cock

>because the EU spatial program is basically french

Nigga you what?

>ah yes car fanatic societies so great

>Mexican
>Italian flag
What did he mean by this?

What? This article has nothing to do with what you just claimed

scmp.com/news/world/united-states-canada/article/2132526/dont-panic-spacex-launch-didnt-go-planned-tesla

i honestly don't understand what i just read

The article is China throwing shade on the launch. Musk got a car in space, that’s on fleek.

haha it has a french name

>several things did go wrong
>merely making factual statements
>SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU PARTY POOPER, MUSK IS GREAT, AMERICA IS GREAT, GOD BLESS

"""Corporation""" = normal people working together for a greater goal.

god bless your pure heart

>launches an electric car into orbit around the sun
>b-b-b-but only two of the three rockets were able to land themselves from orbit. What a loser!

>could've used a block of concrete on a trajectory to burn on reentry like anyone else would've
>could've even put the car on a trajectory to burn on reentry for a publicity stunt
>instead catapulted humanity into the degenerate age where litter is permanently placed in space for advertisement
Also the two boosters that landed safely were reused rockets from earlier missions and had already proven their function long ago. The only part that was NEW fell to Earth like a rock.

Personally I'd shoot the cunt into the space and not allow him to return until he's picked up his garbage.

We created it, but thanks to the EU we had to put a EU flag on it instead of a french one.

>I’d launch him into space
Not without France, you wouldn’t.

>I believe every French statement posted on the internet

Chinks don't know how to write an article in English so they just copy the weird writing style of western tabloids but while making nowhere near as much sense.

No it has not. It probably has an name in every language (here: Europäische Weltraumorganisation) and the official name is ESA which is actually English. (French would be ASE which at least I have never heard)

>We created it

No, you did not. It was created by 9 states together.

ariane

spacex is not an american company

die in cancer brad

>A company based in America that can only hire Americans is not American.

>Incorporated in America
>Headquarters in America
>Actual operations in America
>Vast majority of workforce are Americans
Sorry mate, you're on a hiding to nothing. I'm with the yank on this one.

>A south african guy moves in
>Builds a company
>Is now american

So... Is Sup Forums retarded?

Yes, but so are /you/

>America
SpaceX is a South African company owned by a powerful BLACK man. Check yoself wh*Toid.

why do aussies behave in such a feminine manner? is it something in the dingos?

sacbreleu, le fat french animal meme!

>mfw born in right side of strait.

Ty, aussie bro. You have unveiled a very dark secret.

Back to the point: are /you/?

It is their way of bantering, but it comes off as extremely arrogant, which is why it is seen as such by most of the rest of the word.

this
tesla is a BLACK achievement

int is not the world, you miserable little fox

AMERICAN EDUCATION LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

italians are basically mexicans, it is true

americans trying to be funny

>t. newfag

Just add some dirt in the center of that, and voilà!

Same for Ireland. Mix them three.