On this week's episode of Game of Feminists, the show has
>A dickless man performing cunnilingus on a woman
>Prince and princess means the same in Valeryian
>A woman is LITERALLY ruling all Seven Kingdoms now with Sansa as Queen in the North
>Two lesbians have sex leaving a dickless man out
>The most evil character in this episode was a man
What were your thoughts on this episode of Game of Feminists?
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Euron was literally Victarion from the books. A reaver.
If the series is anything like season 1 then Jon Snow will get killed by littlefinger by the end of it
But because of plot armor it won't happen
Jon snow is seriously the most retarded character on screen, so much scheming failure
That doesn't change women ruling EVERYTHING and chastising dickless men.
Was this episode in line with the old spoilers like the first?
Haven't seen them in a while.
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LEAVE THE BAD POOSEE TO ME
Jon Snow will have to die toward the end so only females rule Westeros.
Arya almost got her wolf back.
>Nymeria didn't go with Arya
;_;
Nice to see they remember nym exists though.
When did Euron acquire cloaking devices and photon torpedoes?
D&D have made the protagonists so unlikeable to anyone who's not a total SJW feminist psychopath that I'm finding myself rooting for Euron and the Lannisters. Fuck.
Yeah how the fuck do that many massive ships move so quietly that people only notice them 10 feet away????
Yep, everything in the spoilers were true.
Literally everything.
Nothing is wrong yet.
Oh and someone is literally stabbed in the dick.
NO COMPLAINERS EDITION ADMIT WHEN HBO FUCKING BUCKS UP
Post yfw
I THOUGHT SHE SAID THAT WOLF WAS A DIFFERENT DIRE WOLF, NOT NYNMERIA?
I am claiming this thread for based Euron.
Time to pay the iron price
NEVAR FORGETTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is Euron somehow a time traveler?
He sails to KL to marry Cersei, gets BTFO, promises a gift (by now we can assume its the sneks).
Later at Dragonstone Dany decides that Sneks and Yara sail to Dorne to pick up their army.
Euron magically hides his fleet again to sail pass Dragonstone and to ambush Yaras fleet and ATTACK THE VERY SHIP Yara and sneks are on. Neither the location of the fleet or its purpose or passengers is a fact Euron has ANY WAY OF KNOWNING.
Is there literally no one checking a least bit of continuity or plausibility?
the fucks going on with that script
can someone update this with this episodes scenes? make a new template
QUEEN IN THE NORTH
That was a good episode till the sea battle...
I really don't think that it made much sense... I could be wrong but I really doubt that ships of that era had that many ballistais on them...
rooting for the white walkers personally
>Prince and princess means the same in Valeryian
I won't argue with the rest but this has been a point in the books for over a decade now given how slow GRRM writes.
euron is literally /ourguy/
Leaks were right, conspiracyfag go an hero
>The Episode opens at Dragonstone, big storm brewing lots of rain. Cuts to the Stannis' old war room. We see Dany, Tyrion, Varys, Olenna, Theon, Elleria, Grey Worm, Missandei and Yara. They are discussing the best strategy in winning Kings Landing and the seven kingdoms. Olenna, Elleria and Yara insist on hitting Kings Landing with full force taking it in a day at most. Tyrion and Varys believe it better to win the loyalty of the Lords since Cersei has so many enemies anyways and they dont want her to be known as "The Queen of Ashes". Dany eventually favors Tyrions approach after a convincing speech which recommends the greyjoy fleet goes back to Dorne with the the Sands and to hit Kings Landing with the fleet once an army supplied by Olennas men to take Casterly Rock. The idea here is to not just pillage with massive hordes of unsullied and dothraki because the populace at whole will not welcome Dany as their new ruler so at first they must win the old fashioned way and not allow Dothraki to pillage and rape because it will make her look like another crazy Targaryan.
>Dany turns her attention to Varys though, presses him about where his loyalties lie. She brings up about how him and his allies before traded her off to the Dothraki like a pawn. He goes on about how Robert wasn't a good king because he mostly didnt care and didnt want it. He wants a ruler who cares for the people who live in it and not for power and glory. Thats where is true loyalties lie and she can have him executed by Grey Worm or devoured by her Dragons but he wont pledge full loyalty because his loyalty is the streets (Varys gangsta as fuck apparently).
>Everyone leaves except for Olenna who gives Dany an "old womans advice". Says Tyrion is a clever man but she has outlasted all the clever men because she doesnt listen to them. Calls most people sheep but says Dany isnt a sheep but a dragon. "So be a Dragon."
>THE NOUN IS GENDER-NEUTRAL
>I SURVIVE BY IGNORING CLEVER MEN
>I AM A STRONK INDEPENDYNT WAIMIN GIRL
>COME PROTEC WOMYN, WEAK MAN THEON
>ALL MEN ARE RAPISTS
anyone else checking out Sup Forums tonight? I'm done with this bullshit.
I'm all for it if the women are cute!
name 1 piece of interesting/good dialogue in this 60 minute episode on par with this 2 minute scene GO youtube.com
BRAVO DABID AND GOLIATH
>ignore the clever men
You're a virgin, right?
this, Gary Sue Snow and Dany Snow are unbearable
youre like that fucking black guy complaining
WATCH AND ENJOY, YA KEK
BECAUSE THERE ARE OTHER DIREWOLVES WITH WOLFPACKS RUNNING AROUND THE RIVERLANDS
OF COURSE IT WAS A DIFFERENT WOLF
I AM LITERALLY WAITING FOR THE REACTION VIDS.
THAT SJW BAR IS GONNA EXPLODE
LMAO
>I really doubt that ships of that era had that many ballistais on them
its fantasy you numbskull
he used magic
the dude is a fucking dark wizard in the books with magical artifacts and literally raping priests / warlocks / etc
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
>ships of that era
>made up magical fantasy show
That's not Euron's banner
Based
That was fucking dreadful
Which one is this one
>Dany is then told (I think Missendai, cant remember desu) that Melisandre has arrived. They all go and meet her. Her and Dany speak in Dothraki mostly about the Red Priests in the east when Dany was fucking shit up. Melisandre tells her about the White Walkers although doesnt mention them specifically just says a big evil is coming. Melisandre eludes to the fact Dany could be the Prince that was Promised. Dany noting she is not a prince but a queen, Messendai mentions that in the original language the term is genderless and can mean either other. Melisandre says Prophecies are dangerous things. She also insists that Dany meet Jon Snow and have him tell her the things he has been through and seen. Tyrion stunned with the news that Jon is now king of the north and insists Dany meets with him as well and vouches for his character, saying he would make a great ally. Dany agrees tells Tyrion to send a raven to winterfell and tell Jon to come to Dragonstone and "Bend the knee."
>We cut to a scene with Greyworm and Missandei who gets upset because Greyworm is going to war. This is all lovey dovey scene and where the nudity is. Nothing much to reveal here aside from them confessing their feelings, her seeing his ahem...lack of parts, and then he eats her out. Moving on.
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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH REEK
dragons armed with disruptor weaponry needs to happen. the lord of light was an extraterrestrial entity all along
Star Trek/GoT crossover when?
Bad pussy.
What was the point of the Nymeria scene, was it to prove that Nymeria doesn't recognise Arya anymore because she has truly become no one even though we just spent a season establishing that not being the case and in the previous scene had her conversing with an old friend or was Arya actually right in pointing out that it is a different random Direwolf other than Nymeria prancing around in Westeros and D&D were just teasing the book readers again.
What's more embarrassing is that they used CGI to make it look more like the big husky next to CGI wolves. No excuse.
Also Euron does survive this season and it's obvious Theon will kill him rescuing his sister. Euron is the one male character who will die uncucked
is it safe to say that Euron is the only strong male character?
He isnt a dickless faggot and isnt getting cucked by his sister
Cersei's speech to the Reach lords didn't have a single fucking fabrication in it. She embellished a tad, but it's all fucking true.
CRINGE episode.
>tfw died for this
In the book he has enslaved warlocks and it is implied he can control the weather for super speed.
oh shit thanks
soon
she needs the short hair back
>Next scene is Winterfell, young men and boys training shooting arrows at targets. Sansa reads the letter sent by Tyrion and says its most likeyl a trap to Jon. Jon says read the last quote. "Dwarfs are bastards in the eyes of their fathers." Because of this Jon knows Tyrion is legit but still decides not safe to leave Winterfell.
Cersei at Kings Landing brings the loyal lords to the iron throne room and tells them of Dany's army and Dothraki and Unsullied and says they need to pledge allegience to her or lose there wives and childrens to rape and pillaging. They seem to agree but hesitantly. Sams father is the main guy here and he notes how people who don't agree or side with her end up deaded.
As they leave Jaime follows Sams dad and asks him if hed be his top general in the war to come. He eventually agrees. Jaime offers him a high position or a throne or something in exchange for his military expertise, cant remember the specifics on that.
>We cut to Oldtown back with Sam. He is in Jorah's cell with his Master Maester as they analyze his condition. Sams Maester says hes too far gone, has about 10 years to live but about 6 months before he goes batshit. Out of respect of his knighthood he is allowed one more night to stay but then he will be sent to that old Targaryan city where all the greystone crazies chill. Next scene is Sam and Measter at the library and Sam tries to convince Maester of attempting to cure Mormont, citing an old Maester who managed to cure two people before. Maester says yeah that guy died of greyscale and the procedure is extremely dangerous hence why its banned.
>EURON IS LE BASED LE OUR GUY
fuck off reddit
Arya has Jon and Sansa.
Nymeria is alone. Dick and Dickless forgot about Ghost.
It was recognising they aren't bound to each other. Nym is her own independent wolf don't need no human.
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>left
Faggy final fantasy villain
>right
Fearsome pyrate
>yfw Euron is Bren Stark going from the future to fix everything
If its a book then how do you even know what he looks like? He looks different to everyone.
Did this user leak synopses of the rest of the season too?
the dialogue is such gutter level modernized exposition trash i can't believe it, is this the parody version? when does the real season air?
episode 1: 6/10
episode 2: 4/10
this season fucking sucks
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>a dickless man performing cunnalingus
I fucking can't stop laughing. It'sjust too much
Who /BwB/ here?
we /thehobbit/ now
Euron is such a trash character, the fact that we like him tells you how shit the rest of the characters are now
>At Winterfell Jon gets yet ANOTHER Raven, this is the one from Sam saying Dragonstone is confirmed a mine for Dragonglass. Now Jon is more or less like I got to go now otherwise we gonna die. So Jon has another meeting with all the Northern Houses and gives them the update. The Northerners clearly arent very happy with this news, even Lyanna disagrees and Sansa as per usual butts in saying its stupid.
>Jon says its gonna be okay and its a risk worth taking and he is going to leave Sansa in control of Winterfell until his return. This throws her off and cuts to a shot of Littlefinger with that "Ouuuuu im gonna plot and scheme now kus im shifty" face.
>This then cuts to the scene that was leaked earlier where Jon is in the basement chamber thing looking at the statue of his father. Littlefinger comes down and does his thing. Says he liked Ned and it was too bad what happened to him. Jon says he isnt suppose to be down here, Littlefinger claims ignorance apologizes and says he just wanted to chat since the two of them havent had that oppurtunity yet. Jon dismisses this wants no business in it. Littlefinger suggest a "Thank you" should be in order for saving him at the Battle of The Bastards. At this point Jons back is to Littlefinger. Littlefinger starts reminiscing about his love for Kat, and although he was bitter with Ned and her getting married he understood. But now he also loves Sansa like he loved Kat. He barely finishes that sentence until Jon grabs him by the throat and throws him against the wall. Tells him if he touches Sansa he will kill him. End of story end of scene.
>The order of scenes here might be wrong because they are pretty quick and happen all over.
if you watched he commentary after the episode they tell you.
If I was Jon Snow, I wouldn't casually choke the most dangerous schemer in Westeros.
how did sansa actually get some brains and remember robert's rebellion
The wolves are literally metaphors for the starks. The scene was about how she's no longer a true stark because the wolf abandoned her.
Why did Arya say that wasn't her? Because it was. And it's not that she didn't recognize Arya because otherwise she would have eaten her.
Missandei tits were the best part of the episode
It is known.
can you/someone else link a screencap/archive to spoilers, I don't frequent generals when a season isn't airing
Can someone do the books/show edit with this Euron and the Euron screaming as he rides his prow? Grapple hook? on to the ship
>Faggy final fantasy villain
>Not wanting a faggy yet cruel final fantasy villain
Are you gay?
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To be fair, the show is just lacking the eye patch.
I like him more with short hair.
>bawww the girls didnt get to beat up mean in armor with their whips and daggers
>greatest achievements are killing elderly men and girls
>needs plot power to sneak attack the fastest ships in the world with his fleet of ironclads with catapults and incendiary boulders
>dresses like hes from the 80s
That mother is the most beautiful woman I've ever seen. I'm in love.
EURON "FORGET THE KIKES, GET THE DYKES " BIG DICK GREYJOY
^^^^^^
As far as travelling goes, isn't Dragon Stone just north of KL? And Euron was in KL and Cersei assumed that Danny was at Dragonstone. So it's not impossible for them both to be in the same area of sea, right?
this week on the Sup Forums thread of "support the opposite of what normies want because its edgy"
Seriously i'm not saying I like everything they've done with got but most of it is still great, I too cringe at the dany stuff but most people that post here seem to just go against the norm because they think it's cool.
t. nu male
>theon just jumps overboard
I cant breathe
But Euron is de jure and de facto King of the Iron Isles.
o/
I know Euron will die soon for being a misogynist patriarchal shitlord soon. But he just straight up butchered 3 of 5 of the gurlpower characters and is likely an episode away from raping the 2 other two.
>If I remember correctly the next scene is Sam sneaking into Mormonts cell at night and is there to attempt to cure Mormonts Greyscale. This is the best scene of the episode for sure. Really graphic and tense since Jorah has to be completely quiet while Sam literally cuts chunks of his skin off with a scapel. Lots of white puss and graphic imagery. Sam takes a scapel/needle thing and right when he is about to plunge it into Mormonts chest we cut to an image of a fork piercing a pie filled with a white paste of some sort, meant to look like the puss that came from mormonts wounds and this guy just full on scoops a mouthful. Yummy.
Theres a scene with Arya at the Inn. She sees that Pie guy or whatever. He offers her pie. She takes a bite mentions how good it is. He goes on about how to brown the crusts before cooking the whole thing or somehting like that and thats why its so good but no one cooks em like that because it takes too long. Arya says she didnt do that when she cooked them. He's confused but its an obvious nod to when she cooked the Freys and fed them to Walder. She is informed of Jon becoming the king of the north and decides to change her mind and head north. On her way there shes camping for the day in the woods and she notices her horse getting very nervous and upset. Next thing she knows shes surrounded by a pack of wolves. Then dun dun dunnn her Direwolf (if anyone can remember her name would appreciate) shows up, and she is...MASSIVE. Deffinitely the biggest direwolf hands down. Makes Ghost look like a little bitch. They have a moment and Arya tries to convince it to come with her to Winterfell, assuming it understands. The direwolf recognizes her but theres this kind of moment like we both are not the same people we use to be. Her direwolf leaves with the pack and Arya says something along the lines of "Thats not you anymore."
A dude was literally stabbed in the dick.