User, stop watching cartoons and think about your life

user, stop watching cartoons and think about your life.

My life isn't a cartoon.
I don't get better at things through training montages, the quirky but cute girl doesn't have a crush on me. I don't inspire the people around me. I don't pull off last minute victories in the face of almost certain defeat. I just lose...while being alone.


Can I go back to watching cartoons now, PLEASE!

I felt the same way until I got a better paying job.
Don't get me wrong, I still feel almost the same, but the pay is pretty good and talking people into buying mattresses from me is kinda satisfying.

I want to kill myself. Every day I wake up wishing I didn't.

Welp back to cartoons.

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it's pretty rad

okay done. now move aside, im watching muh toons

Maybe that's what I need to do, find a better job. It just seems like it was really hard to get the one I have now. And I guess this is my fault or on me at least but when I get off work and or have time off, I just don't want to waste it looking for another one. Especially since I don't think I can get anything significantly better.

think of something you like and study it, practice it and find an environment to perform it.

stop feeling sorry about yourself and actually try to be the best at something. And fail, fail a lot, and get used to failing because you sound like you can't handle real life at all.

Define "life", you pseudo-intellectual.

Not all cartoons are the same. Your life could just be about some random guy, the cartoon has extraordinaire amounts of craft put into the perspective of depressed person.
Or you could just have a cartoon where the animation is top notch, but the script is bad, dubbing is so-so every now and then, nothing really happens in the episodes and the protagonist is the villain of the story and doesn't get his comeuppance.

The best time to look for anther job is when you already have one. Then you don't have the pressure of not being able to pay for things.

It's summer, it's vacation time, I do what I want.

You're a cartoon bear in a wig

You can't tell me what to do and, frankly, the irony of your request is laughable

What's with this "best" bullshit? Isn't thriving in a particular field enough? Patience, organization, emotional control, they can all be learned and seems like they need it. With those three basic skills I'm certain that they can grind what they need so they can have the confidence and savvy to get that better job.

I wannna fuck that bear.

Porn when?

It's a mess.

Gonna go back to my cartoons now.

What do you know about life!?

You're just a fucking bear!!

what kind of job are you doing right now?

I would totally fuck that bear

this is from an episode of tale spin. its not a reoccuring character so probably never

Oh, so you're trying to push them into marketing, basically.

Yeah, I've done that shit and it fucking sucks. The money's really damn nice but wanting to eat a gun because you're pushing siding and windows on people who can't afford it kind of fucking sucks the will to live out of you. Beats working at a liquor store, but I can honestly say that it was a worse experience than working in a restaurant.

I'd draw it right now if I weren't busy with something else.

I'm sure somebody will draw it, or just remind me again later.