Post racist jokes from your cunt

Post racist jokes from your cunt.

A Turk and a Moroccan are sitting in a car. Who's driving?

The police.

do you know the story with the niggers getting hit by a car ?
me neither but it begins well

Why do niggas smell?
- they smell so even blind people can hate them.

why did Santa Anna only bring 2000 mexicans to attack the alamo?

He only had 2 station wagons

What is a nigger puking doing? He is boasting about having eaten.

Why are nigger kids afraid when they have diarrhoea? They think they are melting.

what do you call a turk in a bmw?
a thief

why the fuck are all jokes consistent of niggers

Have you heard of gypsy triathlons? They go to the swimming pool running and come back riding a bike.

average dutch poster

Sup Forums is racist?!

What are doing millions of niggers in the moon?

An eclipse

>Whats gypsies trialthon?
Walk to swimminghall and bicycle home

What did you expect you fucking toothpaste?

what do you get if you cross a motorbike with a joke
A yamahahahaha

Not racist.

a mexican and a nigger fall out of a tree, who hits the ground first?
the mexican, because the nigger was stopped by the rope

>What are the three white parts of a black man?
The teeth, the eyes and the owner.

A white man with wings is an angel, but a black man with wings it's a fly.

What is the difference within a mexican and a bench?
The bench can support it's family(a northamerican told my brother that one)

10/10

How do you call a spaniard who got his car stolen by a morrocan guy
Carloss
Kek , coming from a morrocan family i always loved this joke
Here
What separates men from animals?
the mediterranean sea

A Jew with an erection walks into a wall. He said, "Ow! My nose!"

What's the difference between an aboriginal and a park bench?

A park bench can support a family.

I was chatting to my Muslim mate the other day. I said to him "your wife wears a burqa, your 3 daughters all wear burqas, doesn't it get a bit confusing around the house?"

He said "Yes of course. Last week I went upstairs at night and accidentally had sex with my wife"

How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
You cut the rope

There was a train with an English, Cuban, Scottish and Pakistani diplomat on it.
The Cuban pulls out a fresh box of cigars, sparks one up and chucks them out the window.
"Why'd you chuck a perfectly good box of cigars?" The Englishman asked.
"Where I come from we have lots of cigars"
Not wanting to be outdone the Scot pulls out a bottle of the finest single malt, takes a gulp and chucks the rest of the bottle out of the window.
"Why chuck a bottle of perfectly good whiskey?" The Cuban asked.
"Plenty more of that where I come from"
The Englishman, not wanting to be outdone promptly throws the Pakistani out of the window.
"What the fuck?"
"Plenty of them where I come from."

Funnier when I was 8 or something

My dear dad told me this

user, why do black people have white skin on their hands?

So they don't bite themselves when they eat chocolate!!
Jk, they can't afford it


What's that awful smell of garlic now?
Oh it's just a turk that's entered the room

What do you call two sandniggers(we call them perkere) on a scooter?
Organized crime

I'm not racist
I'm just afraid of the dark


How do you prevent a nigger from drowning?
Remove your foot from its head

>Post racist jokes from your cunt.

>user, why do black people have white skin on their hands?

Our version is ''because the paint on cop cars rubs off

We also have another version
"Because everyone have something good in them"


Why are there no black people in Star Wars?
It's a futuristic movie

Mohammed from the village is at home with his wife and children, but the children are being loud so he makes up a lie to get them to go away:

"Children!" He says "Ahmed is giving away tangerines at the market!" All the children excitedly run out of the house toward the market.

Mohammed laughs to himself and sits back down, but immediately jumps up and runs towards the door. "Mohammed! Whats the matter?" asks his wife.

"Stupid woman," replies Mohammed, "didn't you hear? Ahmed is giving away tangerines at the market!"

What's the difference between an onion and a nigger?
You don't cry when you cut a nigger


What's 3 metres long and wrapped around shit?
A turban

Why is the Quran so big?
It has to be that big, to contain the Danish welfare law

Why shouldn't you run over a gypsy riding bike?
It might be yours.

How do you know a Turk has been in your house?
TV is gone and the cat is pregnant

Why don't Jews eat pussy?
It's too close to gaschamber

what's the difference between a pizza and a jew?
a pizza doesn't scream in the oven

What's the most confusing day of the year in Brixton?

Father's day

A redneck is driving through town and he sees a nigger crossing the road. The redneck laughs and runs him over. Throughout the day, the redneck runs over every nigger he sees, and has tallied up around five. On the way home, he sees the pastor walking home. As a man of God, the redneck feels obligated to give him a drive home, and so the pastor is invited into the car.

They have some theological discussion when the redneck sees another nigger on the side of the road. Not wanting to upset the pastor, but not wanting the opportunity to go to waste either, the redneck pretends to lose control of the car and swerve into him.

The car stops and the redneck bursts into a fake sob: "Oh God, Father! Did I hit him?!". The pastor responds "No, but I think I got him with the door!"

What's the worst thing about a minivan with two black people inside going off a cliff?

A minivan can seat 7.

What is the most perfect thing in the world?
The rainbow, because there is no black.

What's the difference between Santa Claus and a jew?
They go in different directions in the chimney

What's the worst part of being a black Jew?
You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What runs faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother with the dvd.

Why do niggers cry after sex?
Because of the pepper spray

What you should do if you see at night how you your TV fly off?
Shoot that nigga whose try to steal it

In a way the population of Britain is like dog poo.
Varying in shade from black to light brown plus there were definitely more white ones in the 70's.

Two niggers were ran over by an white lawyer, one was thrown 20 meters away and the other crashed through the windshield. They went to prison right after getting out of the hospital. One for invasion of private property and the other for running from the crime scene.

Captcha: cars

Oh this is good

>Why is the Quran so big?
>It has to be that big, to contain the Danish welfare law
Nice

Creative

what do you call a brazilian eating monkey souop?
a cannibal
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really shit lol

this was better

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UMA

lmao
it's "what do you say when you wake up at 3AM and your TV is floating? FREEZE NIGGER!"

Translation is a funny thing

What's long, black and stinks like shit?

Line at the welfare center

>Vistes o que o Mario falou sobre Tu?
>Que Mario?
>Mario que te comeste atrás do armário
Racist against Italians.

How do you pick up a Jewish chick?

A dust pan

t. gayucho

Hahahaha hilarious because I can totally understand it. Retarded monkey.

Here's another joke
>Canada

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Same joke here but with Maori's

O Boda conta sempre essa anedota

Gypsies on a construction site
Fero: "Hey guys, do you see the fly there?"
Laco: "No, which one?"
Fero: "Dismissed for today guys, bad visibility."

Wat

His wife is a child too

Good show old chap.

Wouldn't that imply mohammed is the kid? I thought maybe the joke was he had shitty memory/intelligence

I hate racist and Koreans.

I only hate two kinds of people: those who disrespect other cultures and the Dutch

my grandpa used to tell a joke that went something like this
>i'm not racist i hate people who mistreat blacks, like the guy who cut their tails off.

A Greek man is visiting Munich and is shocked at the price of drinks.

"Four Euros!" The Greek man exclaims. "We would never charge four Euros for a beer in Greece."

"No" the bartender smiles "You only charge for gyros and nobody pays the bar tab."

The natives were the first people to use an animals intestines as a contraceptive.
When the English got to North America they improved upon this idea by first removing the intestines from the animals.