Has a better score than Ghostbusters, Suicide Squad, and BvS so far

>Has a better score than Ghostbusters, Suicide Squad, and BvS so far.

One more day, anons. One more day and the webms will spread like wildfire.

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they're already here

But all of those movies were destined to be garbage too.

I thought this movie would be terrible, but some of the jokes in the trailers seemed funny. I'm sure it's way too crude for my taste though.

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>only 5 rotten reviews out of 32
>Average Score of 7.1/10

Apparently critics like films that aren't edited to hell by an out of touch executive board concerned only with focus tests. Who knew?

Seriously, how the fuck is this apparently good? I *might* actually see it now.

It's a funny idea. I'm sure Seth and the DUDE WEED squad go too far in places, I'm not looking forward to the apparent orgy scene, but some of the things in the trailer looked funny. I think it'll be like a green text story that's really disgusting, but you're amazed at just how disgusting it's possible to get.

I still can't even imagine the fucking orgy scene
Hurry up with those webms

Jesus Christ, I seriously don't mind adult themes or crude humour at all but everything about this film looks so immature, like an 11 year old wrote it. Maybe I'm just judging it too early, I'll wait for word of mouth to spread around.

That's what I thought too. I like the idea of a movie that looks like it's for kids but is really violent and sexual, but it looks like the movie goes way too far. I'm sure it's funny in places, but full of cringy scenes.

>people will wait in line and pay $14 to see this once with dozens of people in a noisy, smelly theater

>has a better score than three terrible movies

That's not hard to accomplish.

>it was a person's job to animate a good orgy

definitely one of those, wait til it's out on dvd movies.

>SURPRISINGLY THOUGHT-PROVOKING STORYLINE

Dude, WEED, LMFAO

Yeah, I'm nervously optimistic. A lot of people seem to want it to fail, but I'm kinda hoping it's good. We haven't gotten a good comedy in a LONG time, and it's always nice to see an animated movie succeed.

>good orgy
An obvious misspelling, but man does the context change with it.

Actually, it was several people's, working over a period of weeks.

Okay?

Is there any reason why people on Sup Forums seemed so triggered by it? I mean it's just a dumb comedy movie
Literally

I've seen people act like it's the resurrection of Satan on earth or some shit

>Someone was paid for that when there are dozens to hundreds of people that would do it for free if SFM is anything to go by

Seth. And it's annoying that the advertising campaign is centered around it being animated and rated R in so many places, like they were concerned first with making an R movie, and if it happened to be good, then that was just a coincidence.

Like how Ghostbusters was marketed on the female leads instead of the actual content of the movie.

How was Ghost Busters marketing on the female leads? All of the trailers I saw focused on the story itself and nothing about the fact that it's all grills now.

The main joke is that it's a hard-R movie that looks like a kid's movie. That concept hasn't been done before - sure, there's South Park, but big budget blockbuster animation isn't that crude cutout stuff, it's 3D CGI.

OH HELL NO

>people without anvils or falcons will wait in line and pay $14 to see this once with dozens of people in a noisy, smelly theater that doesn't serve crab legs or have showers

you have to go back

>The main joke is that it's a hard-R movie that looks like a kid's movie. That concept hasn't been done before

so we should entrust the first hard R animated movie to a Seth Rogen brainfart and not The Goon

makes perfect sense, won't backfire

Entrust??? What???
Just be thankful anyone's trying anything at all and actually got it done.

Wut thu fuc?

Will there be a Sup Forums stream? If I watch this shit, I want to watch it with you guys.

Saw it last night.
>opening musical number was funny and foreboding
>fucking food puns! If the characters are not making a base sex joke or racist stereotype joke, they're stating food gags so lazy that even DreamWorks wouldn't use.
>food gore becomes tiresome. You barely get to know or feel anything for these characters. Who gives a fuck if they die?
>Meatloaf voices a meatloaf. Like I said, fucking lazy gags.
>The context of humans murdering food doesn't make sense half the time. Who the fuck cuts a hot dog up the middle on a window?
>orgy scene was decently hilarious for most of the sex acts being simulated. No food cocks.
>blunt religion allegory is sloppily handled and ends the picture on the worst of meta gags.
Not as terrible as I thought considering they cut the rat feces scene from the script, but it runs out of steam fast by the third act.

Tfw the movie isn't coming to your theater

>ends the picture on the worst of meta gags

Would you mind elaborating? Use spoiler tags if you have to.

maybe they look at the camera and say a shitty joke, then the movie fades to black

>14 dollars for a movie ticket
The fuck America? In Mexico we pay like 4 dollars on adult tickets, and most of the time they have a special coupon or something and it's free

>the sex acts being simulated. No food cocks.

Boo, I was hoping for some hardcore cartoon food porn.

One character has food balls. The one change the MPAA forced Rogen to make was that they had to remove the pubic hair from the pita bread's balls in order to not get an NC-17.

I hope RLM reviews it so I know what to think

$14 plus another $2.50 if you want to see it in 3D. Seriously, movie ticket prices are getting ridiculous.

That's only in major cities. Out in the midwest I only pay $4-$6 for a ticket. If you go on a tuesday you can even get free popcorn!

Seconding.
That sounds brilliant.

Sounds like Foodfight, but without the enduring awfulness and bizarre history.

They "figure out" their in a cartoon and go throw a portal to the really world while using a kazoo as a pipe

So no heroin toothpicks?

There was a sneak preview screening at the movie theater I work at. We had 70 people in line at 8 AM(before we open) to see the 8 pm screening. All 204 seats in the theater were full and everybody told the focus testers that they loved it. People brought in 8 year olds for christ sake.

what the fuck

Is there a live-action segment with Seth Rogen?

no they are in there during the final scene, after they figure out the "gods" can die

No it ends after they enter the portal

RT needs to come up with a better way to rate the reviews of a movie. Currently a newbie critic's review is worth the same as a veteran critic's review

So of course if more newbie critics are gonna rate a bad movi good or vice versa then its going to affect the whole of RT rating

RT needs to add a rating system for the critics review it includes.

Or at the very least try to have the as much of the same critics for a particular genre as they can

also they are "bath salts" not heroin

Who critiques the critics?

>no food cocks
I can rest easy now

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We have half price wendesdays here.

Good... glad it's not fucking coming.

>the first
No you fucking retard this is not the first R rated animated film

He's not wrong, it's the first widely shown R rated CGI animated movie.

CGI film

but it's the first cutesy looking one

Shut the fuck up autist. They have "top critics" function to do exactly what youre saying, but really what your saying is "Ive already decided to hate this movie so Rt should jump through hoops to match my opinion"
You're such a faggot

> And it's annoying that the advertising campaign is centered around it being animated and rated R in so many places, like they were concerned first with making an R movie
They're doing that so that they don't get sued, retard.

It isn't really any more cutesy than Fritz the Cat or the South Park movie.

The simple rounded models of CGI are very cutesy and babylike like a rubber ducky.

A second rotten review!

It's arguable that the South Park characters are rather cutesy.

the Michael Cera wiener is pretty cute

Also saw it last night, it was enjoyable, but I felt it got really fucking preachy and fedora at times. Humor was alright though

No but you do see his face

I personally really dug it. Humor was on point in a lot of places.

>No food cocks.

So the user who said the gum gets his cock stroked by bottles of wine was lying?

yes

That's true, after all South Park was also created to look like a kid's show, for parody's sake.

But CGI movies are another level. They're actually more expensive to make but kids go so fucking crazy for it studios won't make anything else. It looks very soft and nonthreatening, like ye old VeggieTales.

more shitty to be honest, i love south park but it doesn't look cute

>Trusting reviews

JUST
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S
T

You know what thy say when you ASSUME

I am sure you think Transformers movie series is a masterpiece

RT's reputation is officially

DAMAGED

Who the fuck thought putting the image together like like would be a good idea.

>reviews say this movie has heart

How?!?

The talking, swearing, fucking pieces of food have genuine affection for each other.

This image is a goddamn clusterfuck

Heart is a code word. Figure it out.

well he said he was at a test screening

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My work has started selling sausage party t-shirts

Is it true that the douche rapes a male juice box

>Mr. Grits does nothing but complain about crackers all day
BRAVO SETH

Approximately how long does the orgy last for?

>people liking "food who hate God and Say fuck-words"
Is their a policy of bribing reviewers with Weed? Or do reviewers like Zeitgeist?

They don't do animated movies.

>people will actually take their kids to see this

The whole movie.

t. salty snyderfag

It's TOO dumb

>DUDE FUCK LMAO
>DUDE ORGY LMAO
>DUDE FOOD TESTICLES LMAO
>FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCK LOOK HOW MATURE ANIMATION CAN BE

In all seriousness, if this movie is a success, will that actually affect animation in any way?

No, even when the South Park movie was out, nothing changed.

I want it to fail for philosophical reasons. I don't even care about the actual quality of the film anymore.

I at least take solace in the fact that all the characters are going to literally rot alive for the next few days/weeks after the end of the movie.

lmao

I heard the movie ends with a sequel hook.

>yfw they make more of these