One chance at life. Which one would you choose?

One chance at life. Which one would you choose?

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romania. at least i wouldnt be a muslim.

CHADbania

is the right one Romania or Chad tho

Romania

Romania, yes they are anoying when they beg outside every library/store, but they are nothing compared to intoxiated swedes trying to fight a friday night. Albania come sell drugs so not very good for taxes.

Albania
>cool flag
>qts Albanians
>border the Mediterranean sea

Gypsies and romanians are two different things desu.

Facts not welcome around here, Sven.

Romania, that way I'm at least in the EU and I could leave my shithole of a country after I've gotten an engineering degree and go to Germany.

But the Albanian flag is legit cool as fuck.

the one that doesn't have roadkill nigger pigeon on its flag

BLACK Sea > merditerranean sea

Albania

Albania if it means I can leave for Switzerland
Romania if not

"Alb" means "white" in Romanian
I obviously want to go to Whiteland.

"alb" as in albino?

holy shit now this is tough.... Albania i guess
better be a white muslim riding a stolen car than a gypsy riding a donkey

yes

Why not a white gipsy riding a stolen donkey ? Jesus also rode a donkey

Chad of course

>Jesus also rode a donkey
and he wasn't white
i dunno, romanians are miserable
albanians are happy shooting serbians and having a strong family connection
youtube.com/watch?v=TN0X3HrV9tI
or so i was told... by a hungarian

Albanian because then I automatically gain swiss citizenship

wtf you can just stand there in the open and shoot in the air??

what's up with albanian swiss connection?

romania
its better and at least i could spin short grannies with my bros there

Albania
>cool Flag
>beautiful Nature
>muslim and based pagans
>no gypsis or romanians

Romania so I at least have 10% chance of being as a Szekely. On the other hand the odds of being born a Gypsy is also higher for Romania but that's not really a fate worse than being Albanian.

plus you get to move to Germany if you don't like it there

look carefully, there is no difference between the two

Albania and join the holy war against weeaboos

comfy Transylvania

I'd be Evropean and lvtheran as fvck

Romania, seem pretty cool as long in one of the less shitty parts or towns.

Neither, I'd kill myself.

I thought Romania was wealthier than Former Or New Macedonia (FONM)?

Romania i was there it's beautiful country.

It doesn't matter if it was hundred times wealthier.
I'd never live among gypsoids.
I am pure white Macedonian and trace back my roots to Alexander.

>white

WE

WUZ

ALEXANDER

Albania 1000x

who the fuck could even consider Romania over Albania?

Guess which country is this

Albania is mountainous, swampy Mediterreanean wilderness without any real urban centres. Romania is just regular continental Europe with the usual pretty old cities and castles, but severely run down. Why are Brits such Medboos?

Romania because i'm also descended from the romns so i'll fell at home.

>without any real urban centers

nigga what

obviously albania
romanians are thieves and beggars

Do you love Albania?

I would rather kill myself then ever exist near alb*nian soil. Their people are a fucking cancer to the Balkans and it would have been better if their neighbors just wiped that american puppet state off the face of the earth

t. Fazhem Hoxha

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>or so i was told... by a hungarian

There's your problem. Bozgors are always butthurt even in real life

ah well, you know
does it really matter?

Albania so I can be a criminal

In here only gypsies are allowed to steal.

ah, yes, the nano-romanians.. good guys

Nuke both, but Albania first

Romania., specifically Transylvania

None because I already live there apparently

t. rome-nian
kek

ayyyy I'm walkin aici

Cum e la furat

nu prea mai sunt multe de furat, tre sa imi mut afacerea

cioroii desertului tre' sa aiba si ei ceva, ai incercat sa le ceri taxa de protectie?

n-am cum ca nu aia nu stiu italiana si daca zic euro o sa creada ca le dau loc de munca

ai incercat cu
>bos ghiv moni or ai chil iu sa moara mafia siciliana

>or so i was told... by a hungarian
>Yes , good goyim , don't question anything . You don't need your own opinion anyway

I am mafia boss you give me euro I take you to germany good yes? Die my mother if I lie

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Albania

hello mini-romanian, hru today

Just took a morning shit, feels good man

Albania no doubt. Actual real people with identity and language.

romania for manele

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Romania

Albania obviously
There is a high chance to be a gipsy if you choose romania, i dont want to risk that

What's the difference?

Albanian, but I'd rather live in Romania. I just wouldn't want to be a gypsy. However, the Hungarians and Germans who built the cities in Romania did a good job.

>Albanian, but I'd rather live in Romania.
how come?

I've been to Romania, it's a very nice country both in nature and architecture. I'm just fucking around with the gypsy stuff.