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The Office edition.

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youtube.com/watch?v=CxahbnUCZxY
ewtn.com/tv/live/ewtnnewsnightly.asp
rollingstone.com/culture/features/elon-musk-inventors-plans-for-outer-space-cars-finding-love-w511747
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

arctic monkeys are objectively the best brit band desu

Well, hello there
My, it's been a long, long time
How am I doing?
Oh, I guess that I'm doing fine
It's been so long now,
But it seems now, that it was only yesterday
Gee, ain't it funny, how time slips away.

How's your new love?
I hope that he's doin fine
I heard you told him,
That you'd love him till the end of time
Now, that's the same thing that you told me
Seems like just the other day
Gee, ain't it funny, how time slips away.

I gotta go now
I guess I'll see you around
Don't know when though
Never know, when I'll be back in town
But remember, what I tell you
In time your gonna pay
And it's surprising, how time slips away...

but i already posted in the other one

ah yes have to drive 20 minutes to help a family member take a fucking screenshot of a document

informing the arbiter of this thread about this post

85375291
ASIO has been informed of every post you've made here tonight.

In here lads don't threadsplit

age of consents 16

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about to unleash

hot chocolate in bed

That isn't /brit/ so it isn't threadsplitting.

Fuck off cunt.

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Janny's gonna be having a word with you, lad.

doing a poo

love going nonce hunting

love bashing nonces skulls in

La Creatura...
El Atrocidad...
el mutto abanderado...
El Goblino...
La Goblino...
La bandero...
la menace gluttonica...
El Boomer...
El rastrero...
el devorador...
El Etéreo...
El Orco...
el vacío...
el caballero oscuro...
il profano...
La abominación...
el turko mongolio...
La bestia...
El Abismal...
La Eferma Creatura Subordinada a los Judios...
la falta...
il monstro...
El Judiado Cretino...
El Tirano...
El Ejército de Zion...
El Cerebro...
El Teratoma de la humanidad...
El balrojo...
El perro maldito ...
el atroz cruzado blanco...
el monstro arenoso del tempo...
Il demonio...
el digletto furioso...
El Bambino...
La siniestra presencia...
El Mesias Impuro...
El Demonio Asqueroso...
La criatura verde...

La Luz Extinguido
EL DIABLO...

WAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

blair looks like he's challenging you to kick him in the balls. may looks like a character from a beat 'em up video game or a sort of novelty character in a kung fu film. cameron looks like he's trying to let out a silent but violent. osborne looks like he's in the middle of doing a silly dance on a tv show for toddlers.

good post

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>we're supposed to believe these aren't shapeshifting reptiles

Everybody Draw Mohammed Day was a 2010 event in Dallas, Texas.

The event, which featured images of Muhammad, was advertised as the "First Annual Muhammad Art Exhibit and Contest".

Minutes prior to the attack, a man, identified by police as one of the gunmen, posted a tweet with the hashtag #texasattack.

Two men wearing body armor and equipped with three rifles, three handguns, and 1,500 rounds of ammunition drove up and began firing.

The men were then killed by four members of the SWAT team.

The event featured speeches by Pamela Geller, president of the AFDI, and Geert Wilders, a Dutch lawmaker known for his outspoken criticism of Islam.

On the day after the shooting, Donald Trump questioned Geller's motives. He said,
>"What is she doing? Drawing Mohammed and it looks like she's actually taunting people. What's the purpose of this?"

What a cuck

doing a really big think

aaaarrrrrgggghhhhhh
*falls down a wormhole*

crack's a bit shit
we're all in here

Do you want a strong Government which has clear authority for the future to take decisions which will be needed? Do you want Parliament and the elected Government to continue to fight strenuously against inflation? Or do you want them to abandon the struggle against rising prices under pressure from one particularly powerful group of workers ... This time of strife has got to stop. Only you can stop it. It’s time for you to speak — with your vote. It's time for your voice to be heard — the voice of the moderate and reasonable people of Britain: the voice of the majority. It’s time for you to say to the extremists, the militants, and the plain and simply misguided: we've had enough. There’s a lot to be done. For heaven’s sake, let’s get on with it.

>First Annual Muhammad Art Exhibit and Contest
How did the next 6 go?

>Now I'm lost in some distant part of the Universe, on a ship
>A living ship, full of strange alien life forms

RINO cuck

the more i sober up the more i regret everything i've done since the year dot

enjoy watching people have autistic meltdowns on /ck/

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>tiny brain
BUF
>ascended brain
PAP

He will be dead by autumn

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haha whoops!

>multiracial capitalist soulless city state
no thanks

Paul Benjamin Mendelsohn (born 3 April 1969) is an Australian actor, who first rose to prominence in Australia for his role in The Year My Voice Broke (1987) and internationally for his role in the crime drama Animal Kingdom (2010).

Since then he has had roles in films such as The Dark Knight Rises (2012), Starred Up (2013), Mississippi Grind (2015), Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), and as King George VI in Darkest Hour (2017).

Mendelsohn starred in the Netflix series Bloodline (2015–2017), for which he has won a Primetime Emmy Award for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Drama Series from two nominations, and received a Golden Globe nomination.

mulling over this

enlightening
reductress.com/post/6-desserts-that-are-better-than-sex-but-not-as-good-as-hey-ya-by-outkast/

animal kingdom is a goat film desu

I just beat Zorah Magdaros ama

idiot

business idea: black panther but with white people instead of black - call it white tiger

are nighttime brits better than daytime brits?

Presented without comment

BIT racist

starting to fully realize how much my parents fucked me

I SURE do love putting my DICK into warm VAGINA

vomiting at this

scromiting uncontrollably due to this

*blocks your commie utopia*

>tee hee im straight btw :v

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doing a night time beddy-bye

replied without reading

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do love women

He still looks fucking ugly

IS THIS WHAT A REAL MAN LOOKS LIKE?

What's with desert people and incestual relationships, lad?

late bloomer but kino

>What's with desert people and incestual relationships, lad?
>south african flag

I'm fat

it's the
date check...
9th of february 2018
and I still don't see the point in leaving the eu

the scran

Might have a shower in a minute lads.

youtube.com/watch?v=CxahbnUCZxY

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deano you ledge

Cooking a grilled cheese

worse

i am a PROUD CIRCUMCISED MAN

Grilling a cooked cheese

was a bit of a degenerate today

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wonder who could be behind this post

>haircut adds hair

There's already a hero called White Tiger. There have been four actually.

cheesing a grilled cook

we're all gonna make it bros

it feels great to have been born in one of the good guy countries

we're in here
ewtn.com/tv/live/ewtnnewsnightly.asp

this

every once in a while i think about how small my penis is and wonder why i haven't already killed myself

Any squirt.org men in?

Mum got one of those things you put your spices on

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story about where the word talent comes from, God gives some guy a smaller talent (where that's an amount) of silver than 2 other guys who both invested their larger amounts and he's mad at the guy with less for burying it under ground and doing nothing with it

rollingstone.com/culture/features/elon-musk-inventors-plans-for-outer-space-cars-finding-love-w511747
lads i highly suggest you read this article

gives a really interest insight into elon musk. turns out his just a lonely guy who's depressed that his gf broke up with him
>Then he heaves a sigh and ends his effort at composure. "I just broke up with my girlfriend," he says hesitantly. "I was really in love, and it hurt bad."
>He pauses and corrects himself: "Well, she broke up with me more than I broke up with her, I think."
>"I've been in severe emotional pain for the last few weeks," Musk elaborates. "Severe. It took every ounce of will to be able to do the Model 3 event and not look like the most depressed guy around. For most of that day, I was morbid.

wonder what Sup Forums will be like in ww3

>decide to look at other generals
>hilo latino
>whatever the hell this is

what strange and wondrous creatures the hispanics are

british police are a fucking joke

which one are you lads?
number 2 man myself

spare me your incessant begging and die with some honour

found it kind of hard at first to extract meaning from this post but i think i got there in the end