Tfw i will never travel and meet all my Sup Forums buddies

>tfw i will never travel and meet all my Sup Forums buddies

I really hate this feel

maybe one day in heaven

i'm going to hell

then dont go to hell

>Some bloke I talk to on the internet suddenly turns up to my house
>I'm a fucking shut in with no method of entertaining guests, let alone someone who has traveled from far away
>Can't even hold a conversation very well irl

This is honestly my nightmare.

i think it's to late

Honestly, I'd like this shit.
We'd just spout retarded Sup Forums memes and watch something on the telly.
Also drink alcohol and probably get something to eat.
It'd be very casual, and there'd be no expectation of actual conversation tbqh famalam

its never too late my son

well it's too late when you're dead lol

It might be alright but that initial shock and my panic is terrifying, and if someone traveled from fucking overseas I'd feel like a straight up cunt for just sitting them in my house and chatting but I've basically no clue where I'd take a foreigner beside maybe a rain forest that's about an hour drive away.

this

you don't live in the city?

Nah a town.

You dont know that. If you love jesus, you wont go to hell

He doesn't love me other wise I wouldn't be living this misery so fuck him

This But also this

What would Sup Forums conversation be like irl?
>YOUR NOT WHITE
>Whiter than you, Ahmed
Something like this?

We are all one, we were all one before the universe started, and after it started we are a manifestation of us you and me, your problem is that you hate yourself. Lose the selfhate and you will find peace and hapiness and you will see the universe will become better.

How can you hate him if he is you? And you are him?

Be happy child

Yeah, just retarded memespouting.
Think 12-year-old humor, except it's a group of early to mid 20 year olds.

So i'm god

>An American turns up to your house with his 23 and me folder

We all are, we see ourselves through others peoples eyes. Yet we are all one and the same consciousness just expieriencing creation from diffrent viewpoints and places and times through all eternity

so we are nothing

multiculturalism sucks

We are everything and nothing all the time, there is not past present of future. Its all you expieriencing a closed time wave function of your choosing which is an expierience that you percieve as a movie yet you can play as an actor while you watch it and here comes in time. To make decisions and see their consequences you need a sequence of events to occur one after another how else would you get one comprehensive information if all the events were to occur at the same moment, it would be impossible to determine what happened since everything happened. That would do for a lousy expierience.

Yet here you are confined to a limited amount of knowledge, you use your powers to the best of your abilities to try and understand what governs this reality and how to make this a pleasent expierience, isnt this a wonderful game?

i just want to meet my Sup Forums buddies

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Hey Sup Forums fellas, come to my house, we can browse int, eat pizza, watch porn together and jackoff eachother

Come over, pidor. I have a spare room in my apartment with a folding bed in it. You can experience the "comfyness" of living in a commieblock first hand.

bit gay amigo

i'm too poor to go anywhere

want to skip browsing Sup Forums then?

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Oh yes, I'm sure that sub $300 plane ticket from multiple airports in US to RIX is way out of your reach. International travel is so fucking cheap these days it's fucking ridiculous, if you compare it to 90s. You're either lazy or afraid.

i have about 70 dollars to my name

Ah yes, the only expense of traveling is the plane ticket of course.

It's pretty much the only unavoidable expense.

>b-buh I only stay at Four Seasons, eat at michelin star restaurants and go on guided tours
"""""""travell""“"""

>I don't eat anything but free food and sleep on the street
"""""""travel""""""

Both extremes are retarded, point being, travel is fucking cheap, you just have to go to cheap countries.

me too, user.
However, we wouldn't be anonymous then. It would defeat the whole purpose of Sup Forums existing.

>this is the cross we carry

Kinda makes me wonder if anyone has ever had a sucessfull relationship that started on Sup Forums.

I'm backpacking through europe this summer

No.
I've had relationships start literally everywhere else but this site. Even most of the meetups fail and/or are pathetic and turned into laughingstocks to be ridiculed for years (think back to the /brit/ meetup and Sup Forums meetups and the Sup Forums meetup.

It's a blessing and a curse, but this is the price we pay for anonymity.

i want to die

Poorfags

Woah buddy. That's an extreme thing to say.
Poorer than you Jakub! Wait a second....

And we're all dead inside