How long until USA invades them?

How long until USA invades them?

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Soon I hope.
I don't want another Cuba

Wish they had a big banana market, would make it all the easier

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Why would we invade them? Why wouldn't the US just fund and train the opposition groups like it did in the majority of Latin America? The US only invades when opposition groups are insufficiently numbered or if the US wants to seriously destabilize the region for ulterior motives

Leave Venezuela to Brazil and a general Toiletpaper

Why us? Fuck off it's their problem.

There was a news here that Venezuela attacks Guyana and Brazil is concerned about Venezuela's actions

Everything went to shit right after Chavez died
>inb4 it was already shit

why would we? we aren't in charge of south america

yes, it would have been shit whether or not he was alive, the endemic oversight that led to the current financial collapse was born in his policy

Sure hasn't stopped your government from completely over throwing entire governments and fucking with entire economies in South America, in the past.

The western hemisphere has always been our sphere of influence, much like africa has been Europe's playground.

overthrowing is one word you know

They sometimes try to pick a fight with the Netherlands. I assume if they ever succeed they will also be ended right then and there.

nothing like that, please

they bother the people of the dutch islands?

Sometimes they claim the Islands are there.
Sometimes they shoot down criminal airplanes above our soil.
Sometimes they want to drill oil in our water.
Sometimes they try to move the water borders.
A while ago when our navy was understaffed there because of the MH17 incident they moved a warship in our water to demand to release of a prisoner.
Now they have closed the borders with our Islands because apparently we are the source of their drugs instead of the other way around.
They are also angry that we have Americans stationed there (geeh, i wonder why).

Why would the US care about them?

They claim we are preparing an invasion against them.

Aruba is 14 miles off the coast of Venezuela. Which just leads to lots of drama.

only if russia or china gets involed, then we just do what we do best

lmao nigga just bomb them lmao

Honestly this is the future the venezuelan anti-commies chose for themselves when they decided to get in bed with the yanks.

>How long until USA invades them?
Venezuela has 31 million people. Don't seems a lot compared to USA, but malaria jungle (yes, this is a horrible way to fight a guerrilla war)...
Also, Venezuela will not attack anyone because they can't mobilize a army without starve their population even more.

The best solution could be a neighbor intervention, but Colombia is having some problem with those ELN fuckers too, and we are going to have a presidential election this year (no one wants to start a war during the presidency campaign)

Lets hope that America don't start send boats of guns and ammo to rebels that will eventually becoming worse than the government itself (again).

Well, the Dutch, British, French and American navy are in the region. But somehow they keep begging for trouble.

Don't wanna get into it but we know that people here are bloodthirsty and in the moment that the "myth" talks about military intervention there people will masturbate furiously.

The US has no business invading them.

Rich Venezuelans really want the US to support them with military force, but the US does not really see the point.

So they mostly shit talk about socialism.

Until the names of the first 1000 killed in the first week marching in the fucking jungle.

I don't think it'll be that high. I mean in the 90's they went against around 200 FARCs and managed to come out without casualties.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Traira

That'll just make Trump even more unpopular than he already is, besides he's more of an isolationist than a world police kind of president

Yes, because we did it with logistic support from the local government. Invade a country is a really different history.

Anyways, if you want to invade venezuela, you must do it by sea, not by jungle.

Our last conflict with Venezuela ended with a whimper.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch–Venezuelan_crisis_of_1908

The attack till the operation was under 24hours, that had to be some USA military-tier logistic from Colombia.

Also it's not about invading, it's about not allowing them to causa a Falklands 2.0 again, nobody wants yet another foreign base right on top of us.

It's 2018. You don't simple bomb a country and get away with. You need to spend a fortune rebuilding and feeding the country. Look how much America spend on Iraq until now...

Also, Venezuela is not going to do shit. Their only strength is gorilla warfare. They can't even invade those dutch and French islands that are under their waters.

We never bombed it, it was just some spec ops with rifles. Also America hasn't spend a dime rebuilding Iraq.

I'm not talking about invasion, i'm talking about intervention if they try to annex Guiana, which it's not going to be only us, but Britain, Netherlands and possibly USA itself.

All important areas in Guyana are on the coast. With jungle on the Venezuelan side, while having open roads to Suriname.

There is no roads from Venezuela to Suriname tho, it's all river.

>Guyana

Oh ffs, sorry hadn't slept yet.

unironically this
Netherlands could probably take them

I don't think you understand the backlash that war causes now days. And we are doing quite well diplomatic with all our neighbors so far, we don't need to give them reason to fear us.
Seriously, the last thing that the south America needs is a expansionist country in 2018. (sure it will be nice to have access to some more oil reserves and access to Caribbean sea, but without infrastructure, it will be useless.

Anyway, if we decide to invade and partition Venezuela between Colombia and Brazil, we could won the war in two and occupy every city with more than 50k habs in 2 months.

You people never learn.

I know how butthurt the world will be if a war starts in South America a.k.a "Happy peopleland". I'm just talking if Venezuela tried to stir up shit.

Brazil is the last country to become expansionist since we have literally fucking everything.

>we have literally fucking everything.
Well, we could use some ports in the pacific, if you ask me...

>implying there is enough Venezuelans in Venezuela that are loyal enough to the government to fight as guerrillas

Then wait till someone use the "Bolivia stole our gasfields" excuse. Venezuela doesn't have Pacific access.

Invade Peru then.
Nobody likes those guys anyways

>WHY WOULD THEY CARE ABOUT THEM HURR DURR

BECAUSE LARGEST RESERVES OF OIL IN THE WORLD?

Holy fuck sometimes I wonder what kind of retarded fuck browses this board

We do. We like our neighbors. And our neighbors like us back.
If Brazil goes well, the entire south America do good to.

Brazil, even living in some weird post colonial war, is seen by the rest of the world as a peaceful country. There is very few nations that can travels to the dangerous place of the world and receive admiration from the locals.

It's only because we never get involved with anything outside South America, hell we don't even got involved with Colombia's 50 years civil war until FARC came here to fuck shit up.

We ain't hated or either liked, we're just a random Third World Country in South America.

>It's only because we never get involved with anything outside South America
2 World Wars
Haiti
Timor Leste
Equador
Some forsaken by god places in Africa.

We just manage to not act like savages and cause a good impression.

One it's because we got attacked and the rest it's all attempts to get a seat in the UN Security Council. Everytime UN needs to sent someone into some 4th world country we're always sending people. This shit happens since the 70's.

>4th world country
Dude, there is no such thing. The cold war division of countries where the following:
>First world
Countries led by USA, basically NATO members
>Comunist countries
Marxist and Leninist countries (mostly the sino-soviet block
>Third world
All the other countries not engaged in fight

No one (except the fucking journalists and really really old people) use it noways because it got outdated. Now the world is divided in Developed and under-development nations.

You should have learn this in school m8.

It took me a while to realize that it's Venezuela and not Lithuania.

>being this new

I am tired of Brazilians claiming to be "second world". Do you people even school?

I'm talking about the term "4th world", fucking newfag.

There is no such thing.

a week from now
t. Mattis on vacation

>invade a tropical country in February

No one is this stupid. The temperature is 45ºC outside the jungle, there is 4 rains a day inside the jungle, there is mud every fucking where, and the malaria season is on his pick.

Any attempt by the United States to invade another country of relevant size ended in disaster. Amerifats are incapable for war, they only know how to act with extreme cowardice and retarded tactical level.

They won't, because America First

kek, me too

Where are your empire, boi?
Oh right, you lose it, some of it to America itself.

America is right in bomb first to prevent a asymmetric warfare. It's stupidity form phalanges and send them to charge some mountains.
The problem is that America has no knowledge of jungle warfare. The troops move too slow in the jungle, the sound of a gun travels kilometers because the hight humidity, there is no way to secure a river cost in the jungle and the roads are a deadly trap.

ASAP I hope. There is currently a humanitarian crisis in our border. We can't keep up with the amount of venezuelans crossing over here. We are about to reach 2 million people since the start of 2014. They're every fucking where: on the buses, sleeping on the street, taking iur jobs. We didn't ask for this. SEND HELP!!!!

>2mil
>mfw we only received 20k

CIA does whatever it wants bruce

t. knower

Exactly, no one would expect an invasion in February

Tillerson (state secretary) already told the world that would not do shit, and it's in the hands of the Venezuela military.

Tillerson's a powerless cuck
t. puller of strings