Well fine, how do you capture the damn Road Runner?

Well fine, how do you capture the damn Road Runner?

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Come up with a Peri-Plan

Buy your supplies from a superior company

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Me? I'd serve crab legs.

Take all that money you spent on faulty ACME crap and just order a damn pizza?

Bomb dressed up as a sexy lady roadrunner.

Step 1) get into relationship with roadrunner
Step 2) get pregnant and guilt him into marriage
Step 3) Refuse to sign a prenup

Nice try, Wile.

road runner is a female .....

The problem is that you're all trying to out BRUTE him.

When you should be trying to out SMART him.

Wait for the freeze-frame.

citation needed.

Get Knuckles to smoke his smart weed then punch the ground

Really?

Then

Step 1) Chocolate flavoured dick that ejaculates money

I love that pic of Wile E. Coyote raping Road Runner.

link?

doesn't work that way, you'll just get freeze-framed too immediately.

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>(anonymous ignoramus)

Come up with a hilarious gag that explicitly requires the capture of RR. Due to the nature of toon logic it has to work.

I'll get banned if I link it.

He only runs on roads, so destroy the road he's heading towards and the one he came from. Then he'll be stuck on that patch you made.

You'll get banned if you post it
A link is fine

Why don't you just shoot him?

you are wrong.

>DIO
>(Itwasius Himicus)

sorry i was wrong ... i just remembered Wiley E. used female decoys.

Hire the one thing faster than him to do the job for you.

All you have to do is get yourself into a situation where it would be more funny for you to catch Road Runner than it would be for your plan to backfire.

That doesn't mean Roadrunner isn't female, maybe she's gay, huh, didn't think of that did you.

This has to be the only legit way to do it. Anyone else have a better idea?

Gravity Gun / manipulation to get him off the road

Poison birdseed. The stupid thing is clearly shown eating bait all the time, just don't bother trying to chase it down after because it won't fucking work.

We're trying to capture it. Not Kill it.

Use The World to stop time and use star platinum to punch him to death

nigga he's gonna eat the fucking thing anyways of course he's trying to kill it

Why would you want to in the first place?
get a job & buy your own food instead of hunting a poor innocent bird

Then you can't poison it anyway. That will taint the meat.

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its not hard at all, if you are a tazmanian devil.

Roofie the bird.
Then eat or fuck it while it's passed out.

You walk up and fucking shoot it instead of building a fucking catapult or a rocket powered sled or some shit.


Sure, it takes some of the sport out of it, but do you want a challenge or do you want to fucking eat?

Paint a fake tunnel on a wall, splat! Roadrunner dinner!

Bill Cosby it.

hire bugs bunny to do it for you, he's had luck beating ducks, why not a road runner?

Now that has no genius involved.

I believe I could assist you user.

I would jump off a cliff. No one would ever expect you to do that in purpose and because of the universal law of spacetime reverse psychology I would 'accidentally' fall on and kill the roadrunner.

Just go to a random location and forget about it. He'll come to you.

Think like a cartoon, folks.

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Why doesn't Coyote just kill the Road Runner?

Smoke weed erryday

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ACME Land mine.

Trust me this isn't as bad of a mistake as this moron I knew who thought Bambi was a girl

You have to act like the road runner.

Punch the ground really hard when he approaches you

He clearly has funds and the means to contact suppliers, why doesn't he just order something to eat?

Is ACME food that bad?

a hidden oil slick/axle grease on curve in road that makes the road runner slide off the road straight into a wall of spikes.

Boo hoo hoo

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Hire the Australian army.

I was disappointed that it never said "meep meep" once.

Shrink yourself to an absurdly small size.

to watch them fail to capture and kill a big bird again?

we surrender

He wasent that small.

Why so many weeb pieces of shit itt?

Why would the traps/schemes kill Roadrunner if they didn't kill Coyote?

delete this m8

It's the principal of the thing.

A Gun

i've never understood this shitpost and every single time, im left fucking boggled by its existence

gluetrap and some seeds. No ACME products, they fucking blows

>Get Knuckles to smoke his smart weed
I'd love to know where you can get that stuff.

These together.

From the Cheeto Man.

Wile has tried to shoot it, only for Roadrunner to out speed the bullets.

Chaos Control.

superior intellect

this show is worse than mlp,
atleast mlp has good porn

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This. I used to wonder why the coyote didn't just order food instead of all the useless crap he used to try to catch the road runner.

The Roadrunner clearly has access to the speedforce so there's no chance.

Cover yourself in free bird seed and start running. Be rolling in road runner dishes for days

Ask Knuckles

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But what would I do after I catch him?

>Roofie the bird
>the bird doesn't pass out
>try the roofie
>pass out
>gets raped

Offer Speedy Gonzalez a green card only if he can catch the damn bird and bring it alive.

knowing Sup Forums like i do, you would fuck it even before the Road Runner

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If we're counting shitty comics no one cares about, he's definitely a dude

Sup Forums dump when?

According to Looney Tunes Back in Action, he was working for Acme the whole time as a product tester

Basically every cartoon he was in was a failed Acme infomercial

All of the Acme products worked as advertised though

Politely ask him to stop.

I'd strap a rocket to a skateboard then arm myself with a bug net and chase him, probably aiming for a cliff so it'll be trapped

Capture or kill?
Poison bird seed sounds like the best method. Did Coyote ever try that? Or is it because he planned on eating roadrunner?

you have to have more toonforce than him