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>Finnish boys

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God I wish that were me.

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>the greatest - and only invention of Finns is a wooden cube where they beat themselves with stinging nettles and they slowly fry themselves into a heat stroke

whats the point of sauna

>sauna

legit looks like viking exorcism, african witch-doctors better watch out

>Finnic shaman preparing sacrifice for their chief overlord Väinämöinen [colorized]

>relaxes
>boosts your immune system
>detox
>feels good when it's cold all the time

Source ? He's paralysed for real ?

did you not see his neck twist like rubber?

>literally fights by breaking his own back

so this is how finnoswedes fight.... woah....

If video, it must have the full story behind this with details

what full story? he's dead

This is the Cai-Göran tactic picked up by Swedes from Huns.

popularsocialscience.com/2013/01/08/never-marry-a-swede/

its very relaxing
took me few years to adapt to taking showers without sauna after moving away from home

After the burial the Scythians cleanse themselves as follows: they anoint and wash their heads and, for their bodies, set up three poles leaning together to a point and cover these over with wool mats; then, in the space so enclosed to the best of their ability, they make a pit in the center beneath the poles and the mats and throw red-hot stones into it.
They have hemp growing in their country, very like flax, except that the hemp is much thicker and taller. This grows both of itself and also by their cultivation, and the Thracians even make garments of it which are very like linen; no one, unless he were an expert in hemp, could determine whether they were hempen or linen; whoever has never seen hemp before will think the garment linen.
The Scythians then take the seed of this hemp and, crawling in under the mats, throw it on the red-hot stones, where it smoulders and sends forth such fumes that no Greek vapor-bath could surpass it.
The Scythians howl in their joy at the vapor-bath. This serves them instead of bathing, for they never wash their bodies with water.
But their women pound cypress and cedar and frankincense wood on a rough stone, adding water also, and with the thick stuff thus pounded they anoint their bodies and faces, as a result of which not only does a fragrant scent come from them, but when on the second day they take off the ointment, their skin becomes clear and shining.

>Not posting with sound.

youtube.com/watch?v=7WF0KGtiETU

Why does he move his arms then ?

he doesn't

>boosts your immune system
>detox

No source at all for this.

Sauna doesn't have a single health benefit proven by science.

Sudanon. Best user.

What does that even mean? Did you have sauna in your house or did you go to the sauna everyday to take a bath?

Some sources say he dead or pralyzed but someone said he was walking and talking fine 2 mins after the clip.

slow ping after spinal separation

my man

it might be theoretically possible but that's a bit low for cervical spinal seperation, he might have lucked out and be just quadriplegic with regular breathing

Otherwise he has the spinal laxity of jellyfish. To die reliably you have to hit it as close to the brainstem as possible with hanging, right at the atlas/axis

So....saunas aren't even a Finnish invention? haha

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/313109.php

>When a person sits in a sauna, their heart rate increases and blood vessels widen. This increases circulation, in a similar way to low to moderate exercise depending on the duration of sauna use.

>Increased circulation may help reduce muscle soreness, improve joint movement, and ease arthritis pain.

>As the heat in a sauna improves circulation, it may also promote relaxation. This can improve feelings of well-being.

>The reduction in stress levels when using a sauna may be linked to a lower risk of cardiovascular events.

>One study, conducted in Finland, followed 2,315 men ages 42 to 60 over the course of 20 years. Findings suggested that people who use a sauna may have a lower risk of dying from cardiovascular disease.

>People with asthma may find relief from some symptoms as a result of using a sauna. A sauna may help open airways, loosen phlegm, and reduce stress.

Now leave.

They're pretty much international. There are many nations that have been using steam baths and saunas

this, no one's claiming it's a finnish invention. We just like em so much it's become the "finnish thing"

So cryogenisation is useless ? People who pay for this are actually dead forever like others dead bodies in tombstones ?

>may
>can

Cyrogenic suspended animation is nothing but a meme today because of 'limitations' like unironically freezing a cell and expecting the (anomalous expansion and density) of water to not obliterate organelles and rupture membranes

He has an option, people in Australia, the US and China have successfully reverted developed spinal cord cells, which are irreversible, to their progenitors (early embryonic/fetal but not earliest precursors) and watched them grow back. So spinal cord regeneration might be on the table in the coming decades

Then you have the scientists who managed to transform simple skin cells to neural cells (skin and nerves/brain are closely related in embyronic development - neuroectoderm).

Things are finally looking bright, for the coming decades. If he's alive and paralyzed he should hold on and focus on getting his penis working

>which are irreversible,
meaning they can't be replaced like skin, gut and liver cells for instance, miscommunication here

Medfags reading Robbin's, Muir's, Walter & Israel's will know a lot about it and can tell you more, stable vs labile cells and cell cycles, etc

kek, it can only help already sick people, no mention to "boosting the immune system" or "detoxing"

Actually it demystifies this in your own very article, you retarded fuck

>"False: Sweating removes toxins

>One is that sweating can remove toxins from the body. It's true that sweating occurs during sauna use, but there is no scientific research that proves sweating detoxifies the body. Toxins such as alcohol, mercury, and aluminum are mainly removed by the kidneys, liver, and intestines."

mirin your disgusting mongrel IQ

It's that fat autistic old finn with a youtube channel? Who takes his cat to the sauna? Or another one?

Not the same guy as the one who originally claimed it did. Wasn't refuting anything else but the claim

>Sauna doesn't have a single health benefit proven by science

Did they make your mother into a soup?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sauna#Health_effects

Literally its health benefits MAY only help already sick people, for a healthy normal guy, it doesn't have a single advantage, it's only placebo you believe to spend your time in a hot humid room lmao

why is he hitting himself though

comfy

It's relaxing. And nonetheless if it can help sick people it has health benefits by definition.

Why so assblasted? Too much salt in your sopa de macaco?

Just assblasted because that guy was spreading false information about his supposedly miraculous hot humid room, nothing much

Autism is a marvelous disease

>autism
>correcting misinformation

That looks awesome.
Australians are too retarded to understand banya/sauna culture

...

>informative and well thought posts
stop this board is exclusively for shitposting and stereotypes

>Finns are so based that use sauna with open door.

They dont even need the heat.

>quick sauna
Was he on a timer?
HAHAHAAAAA!!

And for snow niggers, slaves of the coldness it's like luxury.