Sausage Party

>mfw that moment in Sausage Party
You know which one Sup Forums.

Is the ending rumors true? After the orgy.

There were kids in the theater I was at.

Their fat parents didn't even bat an eye. Awful people.

Elaborate.

Same here I don't understand it

That momemt where you realized you wasted your time and money on a mediocre movie?

Fuck you I have never laughed out loud at a movie before. It was great.

>I don't enjoy anything

Fuck off Seth.

That last part was too fast, also the leaked script is wrong about some parts.

I won't see this. It looks really bad.

I can't wait for the porn desu

>paying to see that garbage
shiggy

This.

Spoonfeed us that don't plan on seeing this. Is it the script shit at the end where they slaughter the humans?

They murder all the people in the grocery store, and then all the food participates in a massive orgy. After that, the gum explains to the main cast that they're actually a cartoon made by Seth Rogen (they make his face appear in a campfire thing, and they make jokes revolving the actors). The gum also made a portal to the real world, and the food walks through it, and the movie fades to white and ends.

What on earth could they be referring to other than the food orgy?

this sounds so fucking stupid, should have just ended it with the orgy

Well, that's fucking retarded. But I can't say I expected anything less

I can't wait to see the autism Deviantart is gonna make of this movie. I can almost see the badly drawn MS Paint pairings already.

>I have taste
ftfy

Just HOW sexualized is the orgy? how long does it last for?

>There were kids in the theater I was at.
We all knew this was going to happen. It happened to Deadpool.

They did it, Sup Forums

they came up with something dumber than the food orgy

It's about 4-5 minutes long. It's very sexualized, but the only genital you see is the lavash's scrotum when the bagel stretches them across his face.

woah dude they realize they're cartoons this is so groundbreaking and meta lmao

B-BUT PEOPLE CAN'T BE RETARDED Y-YOU'RE JUST A FEDORA-TIPPER
Told you cunts this is going to happen.

somebody webm this shit

Never in my life would I think a sane human being to say these words, I'm dying right now

how does food kill people?

Why is it called sausage party when the main character is a hot dog frankfurt and not a sausage?

that's because it's for children

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>money
That implies I actually spend money to see half the movies I watch.

Ushers don't give a shit about people sneaking in to see other films. I just bought a ticket for Star Trek and then watched Sausage party after.

It was okay. But seriously
I ran into similar shitty parents. Some people just shouldn't have kids...

Because it's a penis joke. That's it.

Parents who do that shit get so hyperdefensive over it too.

"WELL WE CAN'T AFFORD A BABYSITTER SO WE JUST TOOK OUR BABY WITH US!"

It's like they can pay for two movie tickets on opening night but they can't pay for a babysitter for an hour? Fuck outta here.

I dodged a bullet and saw suicide squad instead. I do not regret my decision for a second. The movie was seriously flawed and had a typical plot but still was fun here and there if anyone is curious.

>Thread about movie X

>HEY GUYS GO SEE MOVIE Y

This couple brought their 5 year old to the VVitch when I went to see it. That movie is definitely not for kids

>TFW people still get this butt blasted about this?!
The autism is strong in this thread. Kids today are incredibly jaded and grow up quite fast in this day and age whether we believe it or not. They have South Park, all that shit on Fox, and the internet. I doubt at this point a ten year old hasn't got a handle about how fucked up the world really is because we keep showing them on the news. I kind of feel sorry for them in a way since innocent is such a fleeting thing for them.

Isn't the theater suppose to refuse the admission of kids? Not trying to start shit but do american theaters allow children if an accompanying adult is present?

>there are people here that enjoyed this shit film
like, just turn off your brain brah xDDDD

Unless it is nc17, the theater can only advise that you do not bring your child. Basically the idea is if you are there with your parents its their responsibility.

Critics certainly think so, yes.

What is it? Is there really an orgy? Is it actually protracted or just implied?

How is the movie?

It's literally only a handful of reviews right now. I'm willing to bet it's going to drop once all the reviews are out today.

It's not that. It's that the parents saw the Sausage Party trailer, which only says it's going to be hard R fifty times, thought "Hey, I should bring little Mikey to see this animated movie," and then they walk out around twenty minutes in because they didn't expect the R-rated movie to have R-rated content. This specific type of walk-out is distracting. The family might as well have their cell phones out, because that's going to have the same effect on how I can watch this movie.

>Give it a week, I'm sure Suicide Squad's RT rating'll bump up soon

>Not trying to start shit but do american theaters allow children if an accompanying adult is present?
Absolutely. Why would you do anything different? It's not even the law.

93 is not a 'handful', it will stay above 80% on RT