Islam Edition
/brit/
pengsha edish
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ah yes lets instead put a bin bag over it
Vietnonce btfo
Virgin in my 20s but still terrified of the prospect of ever having kids. Thinking of getting my tubes tied even though I'll probably never have sex.
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Ah yes
remember the face
what brings you to brit ma'am
why do people bump food restaurants
Not one girl has mentioned my lack of trimming when I got this out
The niqab is a symbol of liberation and female empowerment.
can I interest you with this Nintendo Switch?
not looking where they're going
think it's on lads
the underside of your dick head is disgusting
where is the australian nonce that talked shit about au falcons
this is my car on streetview and I still find it beautiful today
nice
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Bela Lugosi's dead lads
I was born illiterate.
shut the fuck up
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>tfw no friends to play D&D with
i have seen the great god pan
remember my face
honestly don't understand the push to ban hijabs
why do "nationalists" want Muslims to blend in even MORE rather than self-identify themselves as foreigners?
its like if all the Jews started wearing big David stars for a laugh and then we forced them to stop
>tubes tied
Woman???
Ready to break some cunts fucking jaw. Who wants a go at me?
*prints this and cums on it*
You are a kafir. You are lower than the pig. Fear Allah.
dirty bastard get in
women virgins are all obese at that age
unironically starting to consider being put on benzos so I can stop this candy ass depression and go back to work
me too
haven't played in years now, not since high school
really depressing
tried playing D20 online with randoms but it was pretty shitty.
Intriguing post but the relevant authorities have been notified
>Ready to break some cunts fucking jaw. Who wants a go at me?
how so
Looks like a Citroën estate
bet you're a shia innit
How can a woman have a willy?!?
that white shit? at least cut people don't have smegma
Do you reakon they could remake Zulu nowadays without it being pc bullshit?
Science is a liar
You're up fucker. Meet me at the Walmart frozen foods section in 20
>pc
it's gone mad
he's probably talking about the white thingeys around the tip I've got the same shit
They would remake and have the Zulus win
all the Zulus would be yanks and make quips too
>tfw smallest in the gym
human rights lawyers and the people over at liberty are scum
is that a pornstar
nah it's the guy who played dracula
come home, white rajah
Conn kane
>This whitey bouta get DABBED on!
We are 18 years into the 21st century
Notable events since the 21st century began
>iPhones
>Iraq War
>GFC
18 years into the 20th century they had
>Aeroplanes
>World War 1
>Communism
Hmm
SHUT UP CAT! SHUT UP! STOP MEOWING YOU'RE NOT GOING OUTSIDE
>girl i used to have a thing with has starting coming to my gym
ah yes
Still don’t get how my ex who actually went to a fancy music college didn’t understand whiplash
Christopher Lee?
The vas deferens you jerkweed
jon venables and the other bloke should be forgiven to be honest, they were 10 years old for crying out loud
What thing did you have with her?
no bela lugosi
>Zulu/Black Panther mashup
Try your maxim gun on this whiteboi
tfw biggest guy in the gym
tfw home gym
used to flirt w/ each other a lot then i apparently choke slammed her at a party and it all ended
mental how it's nearly 2020 and technology has barely progressed AT ALL
thankfully we've spent ten+ billion on africans,what a valuable investment
Used to play D&D together
Gary Oldman?
holy shit someone with some sense suprised 2bh
reported
finally, someone with some sense
Depends what tech ur looking for
bah gawd
yeah but the guy they killed was only 5
thats like a 50 yo getting away with killing you
>those futuristic skyscrapers with crude straw hut roofs
what the fuck
he was 2 sweaty x
yank understanding of African culture
think im no longer alcoholic lads
just cant be bothered to get drunk anymore really
i may have 1 or 2 g & ts in minute tho
>Airline told her to flush Pebbles,her emoitional support hamster down toilet,she does
Really not a lot though is it
For me. IT'S GOTTA BE KANE.
>be me
>be 10
>don't kill infants
oooohh was that so hard
love going out after midnight and kicking junkies and snapping their legs
mummy's cooking sausages lads haha that's Saturdays for you
Remember watching a movie about a boy who did a killing and his life after being released from juvie. Think it was called Kid A but not the album. He jumps off a roof at the end because he got found out.
white girls complain that my dick hurts them god knows what tiny malaysian women would do with it
HAHAHAHAHA
More of a Sid Vicious man myself
ah yes because war and violence is something only men understand
they put him into some facility and an older lady raped him lads
hahahahaha that's mental
bit cuntish
OH shit I accidentally murdered a 2 year old welp better get £100k and a new identity
howling