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im not that guy

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wank

alri

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anime

Doin' a read at the local 'fe

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>n-word

Need a big strong Chad bf

obviously ive seen evangelion
that transcends the medium

egg

My ancestors :)

>I can take most machines apart to see how they work and then put them back together

this line always gets me

>epic concoctions that would probably feed 4 people at the same time
that's not really particularly impressive

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it is when they're all as fat as him

On nights out, I like to hide a 35cl bottle of whiskey in my coat pocket and take a drink from it every time I go outside for a smoke.

Saves so much money and time. Don't have to queue and buy drinks this way.

haven't seen beto in a while
is he okay lads?

>tfw no warrior-poet and prophet of god to come save our people and begin a glorious campaign of conquest through europe

does anybody know the way

thinking about rose

surprised German didn't become the official Language of the USA

great post

good lid

what a shit gimmick

;)

Me when Pakistani off license man won't give me my 1p change

ya communist FAGET

What's a soyboy?

For me,

It's Constitutional Monarchism

easy way to put them in their place
point at ur cheek

need to suck her willy

Absolute monarchy

britbong boxers are all boring

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dont get it

dont get it

Then why are you watching Groves/Eubank tomorrow?

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4pm beers in the office lads. playlist's on the letter D now. 40 minutes remain.

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>1 hour of toil left
>2 days of no toil

russell brand really is quite the charlatan.

micro-dicked smackhead

Man is lost without toil, lad.

wouldnt mind seeing eubank get sent to the shadow realm tbqh

YEAH I'M 6IX9INE WITH THE NlNE ON THE REGULAR

hate the reverse toil gimmick twat

he's such a wanker

No, my friend. Man is, because of toil.

Friday afternoon lads
Toil over soon
Who's getting the bevvies in?

doing a uni toil

What toil do you do? I thought whites can’t get jobs in South Africa.

>"You can be racist to white people" is literally a right-wing thing to say

Remember when Trews flopped? lmao.

Continental Europe: alien, dark, fighting, crazy people, communism, revolution, fascism, Asiatic influence, shouting, no personal space, rallies, drugs, depravity, catholicism

Merry Old England: cricket pitches, quiet pubs with gardens, vicars and Anglican churches, flower-shows, village markets, roast dinner, parliamentary tradition, classical liberalism, magna carta

bevvies out

Toil maketh the mandem.

whites in south africa have a higher employment rate than blacks

Eh?

ah yes diversity even then was up to its old tricks

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don't forget civil wars and plague

wish I had a comfy spot in my house to read in

Crazy how all these people always contact you and see you, and invite you out to all these events and functions - even hanging out with you 1 on 1, but as soon as you break up with her, not one fucking phone call or message from them ever again. People are weird, lads.

What does the black economic empowerment programme do then?

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hmmm

business idea: guns but designed so dogs can use them to shoot intruders

They were probably more your gfs friend than hers.

there isnt a single place in my entire town where theres space enough to do ab exercises

>Absolutely nothing exploded into all the elements and atoms and everything that ever existed and created everything in the universe

haha ok hun *ruffles hair*

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do most men have no good friends or is just me haha

>Play video games
>Read comic books
>Don't drink alcohol because of the taste
>Owns a bike
>Doesn't follow any sports
>Cannot label different parts of a car engine
>Has used the phrase "We all bleed red"
>Attempts to limit his swearing
>Doesn't have a foot fetish
>Doesn't lift

If you fit 6 or more of these then you are should execute yourself immediately.
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it's unwritten rule that you don't hang out with your friend's ex

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how did russell brand get famous anyway
all i've ever known him for is being famous at one point and now getting to show up in the news because he's done something weird like interview ed milliband which is interesting because he's famous. nobody would care if it was only lazy game reviews or something interviewing 'are Ed, but Russell Brand is-was famous so it matters and is news.

unironically invented

>think again sweetie xx

posting a few years back when talking about Adele Exarchopolous

check the archive

also i invented action posting and everyone would reply to me calling me cringe but I held out and look at me now lads

look at me now

very strong autism

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Brits have a habit of making celebrities out of loud mouth cretins

media fodder, really

I fit 3 or 4 of these

Stand up “comedy” was how he started off.

at least /brit/ will never leave you haha!

Developmental Disorders and Political Extremism: A Case Study of Asperger Syndrome and the Neo-Nazi Subculture

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>>Doesn't have a foot fetish

nice try

leave the Psy Ops to MI6

>>Play video games
I buy the new FIFA when it comes out, play it for about 3 months then get bored and never touch it again
>>Read comic books
Never have
>>Don't drink alcohol because of the taste
Don't drink out of choice. I quite like the taste of red wine for example
>>Owns a bike
No
>>Doesn't follow any sports
Follow Spurs la
>>Cannot label different parts of a car engine
I can label the engine, but I just have no interest in cars at all
>>Has used the phrase "We all bleed red"
Never even heard the phrase
>>Attempts to limit his swearing
Only in front of my parents
>>Doesn't have a foot fetish
Don't like feet
>>Doesn't lift
I don't lift but I want to

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>Play video games (barely, about an hour a month)
>Doesn't follow any sports
>Cannot label different parts of a car engine (could probably learn in like 15 minutes but don't care, don't have or need a car.)
>Attempts to limit his swearing (feels low brow)
>Doesn't lift
looks like autismus maximus gets to live another day

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weak people are afraid to touch what they think is damaged goods

they dont want to be burdened by negativity and such

fuck them, chin up and power onwards

pretty sure he was a comedian

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*inhales*

OH NONONONONONONONON NO NO NO NO NONONO NONONO NO NO NO NO

I'm pregnant, it's yours

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>I quite like the taste of red wine for example

>>Owns a bike
>>Don't drink alcohol because of the taste
>>Doesn't follow any sports
>>Attempts to limit his swearing
>>Doesn't have a foot fetish

nowt wrong with any of these

@85701332
>>Doesn't have a foot fetish
hahaha nice try footfreak

White might be the only sincere movie reviewer in the entire game

based

>I buy the new FIFA when it comes out, play it for about 3 months then get bored and never touch it again

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