YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

whats the truth

SIT DOWOWOWN

this is a black thing, isn't it?

Carlton shut up! You're a fucking white male!

pick up the damn phone!

die a violent death

Would you like a Swedish meatball, sir?

PILLOWY MOUNDS OF MASHED POTATOES

Hey! You don't talk to my wife like that.

Would you make me a sandwich?

TURTLE SOUP

I'll tie you up in so much red tape your GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED LAWYERS

Heaven is like a cross between
A dikekike video aaaaaand
Chickenawinigish
You can have a leg in one hand
And a breer in the other

PHILLIP BANKS
YOU SHOULD KICK MY BUTT

You let those boys out or I'm gonna sit down. YOUR GRANDCHILDREN ARE GONNA NEED GRANDCHILDREN LAWYERS!

What a duche

My uh, buddy likes you!

FUCK THE PHONE

Let me tell you something about women: something about women

What's a woman?