Hoe do you say "fat Dutch milkers" in your mother tongue

Hoe do you say "fat Dutch milkers" in your mother tongue

Hollandse jetsers

Holandesa tetuda

Feta holländska mjölkare

blobby hollandaise

Żejżiet Olandiżi.

Dutch women > man faced, ugly nords

manface and manbody is the thinking man fetish you fucking philistine

מחלבות הולנדיות שמנות

Dutch women look identical to scandinavian women

>tfw want Dutch gf but am manlet

This is untrue. Very rarely do i find myself thinking "is that a man?" after I see a dutch woman

Post one you think is Scandinavian

They look more like Anglos

just be handsome

there is 0 chance anyone is able to tell if girl is dutch or scandinavian just from looks alone

Bro just be confident

There is no "Scandinavian" look. Lots of ethnic groups live in Scandinavia.

>tfw manlet

Um, Scandinavians are every person but white people you fucking nazi. The Scandinavian look is BLACK.

I can spot ethnic Swedes anywhere

Niemi jjijji

>There is no "Scandinavian" look.

80% of you are blue eyed with light brown hair

Congratulations? That's one ethnic group.

I suppose Dutch women need those big airbags to stay afloat when the country is flooded again

بزاز دشية كبيرة

what a piece of shit.

Jesus Joseph and Mary. Praise allah.

>Manlet
>Ever an issue

If you're going for broads maybe, dated 3 girls 10cm taller than me, who gives a shit. I legitimately find them easier than girls my height or shorter. Unironically they seem more down to Earth and better human beings.

ewww hairy dutch

>German humour

>The Netherlands has world class beaches
Said no one ever.

mamelles holandeses grosses

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Tetões holandeses

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tłuste holederskie dojce

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>dated 3 girls 10cm taller than me
itt: things that never happened

>doesn't believe it cause he can't achieve it

Not my problem mah dude.

FAT DUTCH MILKERS!!!

Broek af, tetten bloot, Hollandse hoeren!

Teutonic autism at it again.

That woman is the exception. Most here are also man faced.

t. non gulf arab
it's ديود هولندية متروسة

I've had no problems attracting girl shorter than me but for some reason I've never been able to attract anyone the same height as me let alone taller

We really don't.

fede hollandske mælkere

You'll find the occasional very short woman here, too.


>dated 3 girls 10cm taller than me

Very statistically unlikely, I'd say.

dude WEED truck just arrive

Svære nederlandske daier

Goddammit.

It's not. Taller girls tend to be complexed about their height, in my experience anyway, it drives their self-esteem down the ground and thus are a lot more accessible because their standards aren't as high.

Maybe in Dutchland it doesn't happen because talls girls must not feel like freaks.

feite nederlandske melkere

Let's guess how many of those girls have fucked an Arab/Moroccan.

frisian flag

Can someone please post that compilation of german humor? I want to have a chuckle.

What's wrong with you guys. Nobody in Europe is like this. Your like our autist brother.

Nigga where

>tfw no qt german autismo gf that makes horrible attempts at banter for me

why?

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Wew the same image with same image size. This is autism on a new level

debele nizozemske sise

>same image
>same filesize
ITS THE SAME FUCKING PERSON

Please delete this image

fuck you

hahaha lol dutch women on suicide watch haha lol how can the dutch ever recover lol hahaha

not bad actually

Fede hollandske mælkepatter

I WANT TO MUTT HER MY CHILDREN WILL NO LONGER BE 56% BUT 78%

OP probably fucked one of the girls in the pic and is here to rub it in our faces.

Wielkie Niderlandzkie Cycuchy.

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Yeah and he's probably the Dutch Arab posting without his trip.

based kraut

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>seem more down to Earth
You'd imagine the short ones to be more like that

>german humor
jesus fucking christ

>>tfw no qt german autismo gf that makes horrible attempts at banter for me
;_;

hallo ik ben vluchtling ik moet kind maak geef vagien