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lads

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Outstanding edition

*takes a whisky drink*

death farts

darkies

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I literally don't see the problem in the snapchat update, all it seems is they've moved stories from the right hand panel (which is where all the media outlet shite lives) and put them into the leftmost panel, if anything this is a good thing and gives you even less reason to look at the media shite on the right panel

people kick and scream and piss themselves about change even when it's minor and has no negative effects

>get home from a long day of toil
>plan to eat dinner (absolutely starving) then go gym (shuts at 9:30)
>get in house
>not a scrap in the gaff
>tesco delivery doesn't come until 8:30
>have to get a takeaway indian instead which means I won't have enough time for the gym

absolute fucking stinker lads

This thread now belongs to the Ulster volunteer force, all people must give identification to prove they aren’t a taig.

guys guys how do we get more money to africa

All the bummers that are going to pos in this thread
Makes me ill

Here we are..........

/brit/ on a Friday.............

got called a nigger in whitehall

>snapchat
what are you 12

what was the point of generation X

useless generation

they haven't moved everyone into the left panel
for certain people i have to go into the right panel to view the stories

need a grimes gf

Give me something you'd like to see programmed, as in computer programmed

*offers you my credentials as a Hun*

anime

any big brained lads here

compute(EPIC)
=fail

one gf.exe thank you

boddington's

i'd walk back to london for another frosty one of those bad boys

new series of byker grove

sissy boy reprogramming

nah now you have to go out of your way to view someone's story, whereas before it was just available on your feed. It's awkward to use, and some people are on the right hand side.

Are you black?

literally have veins sticking out me head m8

this but unironcally

a game that is basically a mixture between dark souls and super smash bros, pm me for deets

no

Eugene Stoner.

>out of your way to view someone's story
you just tap on their icon in the leftmost panel???
maybe I'm the retarded one

youtube.com/watch?v=NeuTxQzF9dI
remember this choon in 6th form lads

my temple is temple

We have them at a few stores here

*my temple

>nah now you have to go out of your way to view someone's story

The Millennial Horror Story

where do you come from that you listened to this sort of stuff in 6th form? Must be somewhere down south.

>maybe I'm the retarded one
yes, you and snap developers

you already said that haha

yeah and that's a bit awkward when it's shared with your messages

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really pigged the absolute fuck out this time

uggh

my body is a wonderland

had a poo and when I wiped there was a LOT of blood haha...

prefer reading books and articles and watching documentaries to browsing facebook or using snapchat

horrible chocolate

da footy man scores goals 4 mi team so im a Muslim too : )))

was it light or dark

>rip a crack in my anus shitting out a massive log
>bleeds
>every time I shit it re-opens the crack and bleeds
>never heals because I shit every morning after my ceremonial mug of tea
hate getting old

Would like to extend my gratitude to America for mismanaging your rise to power, now the the inevitable fall. Time to learn Chinese.

uvf were literally controlled by MI5 and british army intelligence yet they were still shite compared to the chad IRA

brum innit

what keeps me going?
ideas
innovation
technology
communication

chinese seems like a very interesting language imo

gromit

in between and there was more each time I wiped

just seen a couple of things which have made me unhappy

oh boy! friday night! time for the days long cocaine binge to commence in earnest

more of a white chocolate la myself desu
specifically this

levitating as we speak

whaaachaang ching channgggg FATchaaoooo ping ding pao whasah pao ping chang ching chong ah yes a fascinating tongue

have had worse I reckon
you’ll be right

post cock

*

This will be the only post in this thread, otherwise my brain will slow down permanently.

you are like an ant to me

>oneitis dances and drinks with her bf
>(my best mate)

doing the same

only got a g though, not gonna last long

dread the idea of people actually being satisfied with their lives and thus having no human dignity

wonder if we sound like actual grugs to them

it sounds strange because as you know the tone of a syllable changes its meaning, which is part of what makes it interesting

it does seem an awfully shallow complaint

>waaaaaaa I can't get all these social media directly funnelled into my brain

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The tone of something changes its meaning? Fascinating. I know of no other languages like that.

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I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator
I'm the fear addicted, danger illustrated
I'm a firestarter, twisted firestarter
You're a firestarter, twisted firestarter

Taig detected shankhill hero’s directed en route.

How do intricate lyric based football even start?

*Walks into a crowd and starts clapping slowly*

If it's goood enough for him its good enough for me

*Lifts arms and slowly repeats to get people to join in*

If sitting - yeah yeah - in a mosque uhm mosque is where i want to be

women are vile

id never post my giant penis on an anime imageboard the very idea is laughable

chad doesn't lose

no they're not
be quiet

this is just satanic, don't people truly feel it?

>Girl tells you she studies Psychology

What is your response?

imagine this being your ma

I guess you might not any better having being raised into degeneracy but still, shit times

then post it somewhere else and link it

why would you do chang and stay up all night on your ones

fucking hell get a grip

me on the left changing my wife's (black) son's nappy

standard for the query

Am I the only Orangeman on Sup Forums?

lefty cunt

you've clearly already seen it

Just had sweet soy and hoisin sauce duck for dinner lads, what about yourselves?

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Feel like pure shit just want her back

this lmao

naw

*makes a peaceful and legitimate request for cheddar cheese and pineapple on a stick*