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First for mairzy doats

hey

CUTE

YOU'VE BEEN LYNCHED

Friendly reminder that cutie on pic-related is purest and whitest thing whole world. Love her user.

Hello Buella

david lunch lol

:3

I HAVEN'T SEEN THOSE BEEF JERKY THERE BEFORE, /tpg/

Greetings, dearest comrade ;)

YOU STOLE THE JERKY

I HAD IT SMOKED OVER THE STORE

Will he save Audrey from Dr. Eggman? youtu.be/c5CYsqfDTsM

THOT DETECTED

So what's the endgame? From all the clues I've gathered, specially the stuff Briggs said, the Black Lodge and whatever evil shit exists under it are a horrible danger for the entire world and the only hope might lie with the White Lodge, but no one is bale to exactly say why or how. My best guess is if the Black Lodge spills into our dimension all the spirits could possess people at will and cause a Crossed-style apocalypse. Or maybe the universe would just be LYNCHED and turn into Erarserhead or something.

sneaky kyle

How do I get a woman to smile at me like this

I've never felt love from any of my girlfriends

Weakest episode so far.

You should dedicate the majority of your mind, soul and heart to Sheryl Lee. There's nothing healthier

I wish we never learned all this bizarre mythos garbage about the Lodges. It's more fun to have it be completely incomprehensible and surreal, or to have a strange and alien but internally consistent logic that the audience is deliberately never informed of.

If only I could have protected that smile

is that what Lynch does when he meditates?

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How's he so cute bros?

>Look at this paperwork
>I have a deadline

what did they mean by this

who the fuck are all these random characters

Trick?
Billy?
Tina?
Chuck?
Random Asian gril at the end

I have a deadline

Damn, this was the worst episode so far.

who the fuck knows, pic related

so in other words you like nonsense

The mythos has always been there, you just had to put it together.

this guy was based in Fringe I hope to see more of him

>tfw you have a deadline.

She's a random meaningless character too?

GORDON COLT LOL

What a wicked thing to do

To make me spill my brew

>absolutely no trigger discipline
Lynch pls

>tfw you hear talk about Judy and you poop a little.

>showing the fan multiple times

I was pretty terrified.

What a wicked game to play, Sam.

TAMMY WESSON

>yfw she tries acting

No, it's even better than what he does

I agree. This speaks to the power of Lynch's direction when years later a shot of a ceiling fan makes you go, "Oh shit..."

Sarah's got to be possessed right?

I cringed a couple of times, really terrible acting.

People who hated episode 12 are basically the same as the cherry pie/coffee fags who hate season 3 and FWWM. Most of you here are Candie and Dougie fags. The 1 episode that doesnt have either of them, (or a 10 second scene) you start complaining. Candie fags and Dougie fags are basically the same as tumblr twin peaks fans

Sherilyn's acting was actually legit great, I loved it. It was a pretty terrible scene but she milked the shit out of it.

Helllo fellow jumpingmanposter

Why did we need to see the same exact Dr. Amp/Jacoby scene again? Those shovels better become important

What a wicked thing to do, Mr. Lynch.

Honestly, most new people will be disappointed by this like they were disappointed by True Detective S01.

Cooper won't go fist fighting with BOB and blowing up the Black Lodge in the end.

Possessed by Bloody Mary

It has no significance other than Frost's "DUDE ALEX JONES LMAO" ramblings

how do i get her, user?

The last 20 minutes were fucking awful.

David Lynch except instead of being obsessed with the 50s and before that it's the 70s and the late 60s

It wasn't, but you won't realize it until you've seen it a few times. You're so used to bullshit GoT-tier melodrama that you can't recognize the layers of this performance. I'm not even shitposting. You'll see. When you rewatch the series for the third time you'll wonder how you ever thought it was a bad performance.

Watching Lynch is training for watching Lynch.

Daily reminder that Phillip Jeffries is going to come back in the 18th episode and THE SHIT IT COME OUTTA MY ASS

have some extra white blood cells to share

gee I wonder if we ever saw anything go down at a radio broadcast ever hmm

nope I guess it's just Mark FROSTING drumpghff and David LYNCHING Alex Jones

THE LOOK ON THE TURKEY'S FACE WHEN IT WAS JERKED

>pastebin hasn't been updated since episode 8

it's not going to happen

Her daughter was raped and killed by her husband who dies soon after. She's a lonely alcoholic with an absolutely horrible amount of baggage. Her scenes did a great job showing how someone who goes through atrocities can end up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

THERE WAS

Do shut the fuck up.

Can someone post the pic of dreamy Chet Desmond bending steel with his powerful FBI hands?

>watch a promotional video featuring Kyle making some "damn good" coffee
>uses some beans called "Black Lodge"
>it's dark roast
I had to stop watching.

ARE YOU THE MAN

He will be back.

KEK

I should know this, but literally who got sniped?

Warden Murphy

That police guy that released evil coop from prison

Philip Jeffries is as gone as Chet Desmond

>was gonna call you a faggot since I updated it after episode 11
>check and notice it's actually an older pastebin
wtf I never noticed, why are we using an older one?

help me. where can i get this girl?

Billy is the guy that Andy was supposed to talk to but never showed up. Chuck is apparently the owner of the truck that Richard killed the kid with. We don't know Tina yet. Trick may have been run off the road by Richard driving out of Twin Peaks or someone else. The two at the Roadhouse are more than likely just one off characters that were having a conversation in the Roadhouse like Sky Ferreira and her friend in the other episode

HOW TO COMPLETE THE TRIUMVIRATE

WHERE IS ALCOHOLIC JUMPING MANG

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Buy her figure so she can afford her blood medication you fucking shits

Episode 18 will go full End of Evangelion right? I've been hoping it just ends with a ton of mind fuckery.

WRONG WAY

she got cancer, aids or what?

because nobody cares about the memebin

Neutropenia

Only in your most vivid dreams, my friend.

Sounds like someone with a lot of pain and suffering inside her though. She would be like a beacon to any lodge spirit

1992

they literally don't make 'em like that anymore

Tell it to me straight, can I skip the most recent episode
Is it actually important

(You)

>Evangelion
don't remind us

Ohhh duh. I shoulda realized since he did put that hit out on him.

What THE HELL was he looking at /tpg/?

skip your life retard

wrapped in plastic

Some rare blood disease. She had to sell all of her belongings to pay for treatment. We couldn't save her