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VARYS IS A MERMAN FUCKING CONFIRMED
manface
and her porn scenes suck
walkers aren't moving on a straight line, they're searching for something
Pilou is a great actor really
He was also one of few good things about Ghost in Taco Bell
easily explained. the night king has to move a bunch of crusty zombies through bigass mountains. urine just has to sail his boat over water. sailing is so easily the wind litirally does all the work
will jon snow make it?
>I WAS BORN TO RULE THE SEVEN KINGDOMS
Where are these email leaks then?
What's the point of discussing when
>green-chili.blogspot.ca
exists?
First for Queen Tiddies McButterFace, First of Her Name.
NOT MY ROCK
So what particular finger does Euron want to stick in the queen's ass?
She practised that a million times in the mirror
She really expected Jon to bend the knee and him saying no to her was surprisingly arousing
The army of the dead is waiting for winter to his below the wall. I'm pretty sure they can't go where it isn't cold.
more importantly explain this
Timelord Bran causing a time dilation in the north.
To the night king it seems like hours have passed.
Modern day Isaac Hempstead Wright
memes about actors being dumb aside, this girl really seemed like she had a low IQ irl
>Gendry finally stops rowing
...
Oh the old memes. Feels good
AND HARRENHALL
This is pretty true to the books desu, seeing as how Euron can go from Pyke to Mareen on a dime.
I think the only person who beat littlefinger and varys in teleportation was theon. He was in dreadfort, then travelled near winterfell, then travelled to fucking pyke, then he traveled to fucking essos to meet dany
Dany's face when she caught Tyrion sputing ancient chinese wisdom was priceless. Perfect "nigga get the fuck outta here" face. She can be expressive when she wants to.
Would you bend the knee?
>Sansa
>I
>Sansa
>you were beautiful
>the rape, Sansa
>it was
>Sansa
Can we call her uglyfu from now on? That's the most accurate description.
>Euron is Daario confirmed
>Merman conspiracy confirmed
>Jon = Aerys and Lyanna confirmed
>Dany is the Mad Queen confirmed
Where were you when D&D became /are guys/?
>So, let's begin
>then, a character offscreen replies
>Yes, let's begin
>the characters turn shocked and look over
>goes to the credits before we see the off-screen speaker
>this music plays as the credits come up
>no "Drogo fucking her" cut
>jokes on you after learning an old woman killed his son
No jaime the joke is still on you
kek'd loudly, thanks
first for dany
Why is Bran such an asshole?
Out of all the things he could have said, he chose to talk about the night his sister was raped?
Rude.
>I shuppouuzjhe
>by famalam
Laughed so hard
II SHUOPOHZE SATS HOFF HTE TAYBLE ASZHWELL ?
We need a scene of Bran watching Meera bathe. It's the only way we'll get a nude scene.
walkers waiting on the weather?
He's just autistic
Why do they keep saying "Night King"? Was it ever established the dead army had a king, or even a leader? Who came up with the name and how did it stick?
moving on water thats undefended is faster than moving across snowy land that is defended??
whaaaaaa????
Is Essos shaped like a dragon?
Wait. Which are the 7 kingdoms?
How is that confirmed, liar?
>it's too hard to explain
>not as hard as I was when I saw you being raped
>you were beatiful
How were the /got/ threads of old like during season 1 and 2? was everyone more positive back then? I'm genuinly curious.
Why did Euron go to Mereen?
lost
>I saw your beheading, Ned
>it was beautiful
>Meryn fooken Trant, Ned
>Casterly rock was conquered by lightly armoured cockless men in less than 5 minutes
>high garden was conquered without a siege by lannister soldiers who were already waning in numbers after the war of the 5 kings
>no Tarley men whatsoever present on the battlefield
>Euron's navy has passed dragonstone multiple times since capturing yara and the sandsnakes
what have normies done to my Westeros
>No map shown in any of the Shows
Fanfiction
Euron has magic that allows him to manipulate the weather making the journey faster and a burning class candle that makes it easy to locate people. Basically a portable weirwood.
fu would be a girl you covet, yes but ugly just encompasses one of her two dominant traits (the other being her tits).
It needs something.
has Jon seen him in a vision or something or just that one time at hardhome?
I get it Bran has to establish some credibility with Sansa but why bring up probably the worst night in her life to do it, all the while strongly implying he saw the rape in his weird warg wet dream
He looked like he was going back to it as well as he was speaking. what a total creepster.
needs a solid come-uppance.
Daario's thousand ships (plus 93 ships reference earlier)
Merman Varys bringing together ice and fire
Jon is Aegon, Rhaegar had a son named Aegon already.
Dany is self explanatory after last night
The Nights watch was made to watch for the Night and fight back the white walkers and watch for the rise of Night. He's literally the leader bringing the Long Night again (last time was 7000 yrs ago) hence night king.
the show wasn't nearly as shit at is now so...
I'm convinced this kid:
>can't act
>has checked out of this show long ago
>Another show over taken by the late 00's Zombie meme'
Fuck this show im out
>the Twins and half the Riverlands belong to House Arryn
That's a weird map.
Is Bran too cool to show emotions now that he's the Three Eyed Raven?
Qyburn best character still alive
kill your self anime nigger
But she wasn't. Her house were defeated in conquest. She's done absolutely nothing besides get everything handed to her by the bidding of stronger men and fear of dragons.
it can be explained by time passing between the episodes
Genuinely considering just giving up with this shit show, the writing has got so bad since D&D had no source material to work with. Now obviously I won't actually stop watching, but the very fact that I'm even CONSIDERING it just shows how bad the situation is.
This is Leaf, a Child of The Forest Say something nice about her.
He's gone full aspergers.
you mean the first scene in the show, you sperg?
Dickon was there!
South is closer to Gargantua you dumbo
He shows whos the boss not to mess with now
>yfw Dany's dragons meet Jon and instantly become loyal to him and Dany gets butthurt as fuck
>Casterly rock was conquered by lightly armoured cockless men in less than 5 minutes
um sweaty it was actually 10 GOOD MEN which we already know are almost unbeatable
True, and I forgot that Yara is Uglyfu.
Whorefu is Ros, so Titsfu is open. Atleast I think it is?
Yeah, he's now on the spectrum. We got some sweet new memes though.
>beautiful
>you will never suckle on her sap
Because hes a Tyroshi Sellsword.
>I saw Ramsay filling your tight virgin pussy up with his pulsating veiny cock and then cumming inside you
>it was beautiful
>i mean you were
"The Night's King" is a legendary figure who was Lord Commander of the Night's Watch thousands of years ago who, despite needing the command, wanted the ethereal pussy of a white walker, and had sex with her. After he did that, he made her his queen and enslaved his men in the Nightfort, supposedly practicing dark rituals such as human scrafice. He was defeated by the combined forces of the Stark king and the King Beyond the Wall.
They credited him as that in the first episode he appeared, and for some reason everyone is calling him that. Bran would have a reason to know his name/title; no one else would.
On the sea's he's Euron. Amongst the Storm Cross he's Daario and in Quarth he's named himself Urathon Nightwalker after an Iron born king named Urathon Goodbrother who was also nicknamed the bad brother and who's sigil is literally the horn Euron carries around.
It makes being a notorious pirate much easier to assume various identities. Especially one as feared and notorious as Euron Greyjoy.
Fucking Furries man.
Butterfu perhaps? Titsfu has the same problem as uglyfu.
this meme isn't funny anymore desu. it's reddit tier
lads I just want to have a bound and chained tyene at my mercy. Is it too much to ask?
What was her fucking problem?
Please stop, my pinas can't resist such
>when I grow up, I want to be a chin
I half expected this.
what's wrong with this season?
I've held the same opinion as you since season 3ish but so far this one has been decent, except that dreadful Jon Dany throne scene
What is /our guy/ Euron going to do with Yara now?
Can't wait for the first land battle. All Greyjoys turn into cuck's on land. We were sailors and sheeet. One trick pony them Greyjoys.