/asean/ - The Year of the Dog 2018

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(except for pugs, euthanize all pugs)

happy new year

Morning lads, still no job.

Sell cosmetics online. Seriously. My gf gets RM2000 just by selling it via facebook and insta.

What does dog meat taate like?

Nasi lemak guys

ntap
aku abis sarapan nasi kuning
kenyang

>everyone in this thread is less than 5'7''

give chink gf please

>exactly 5'7
gill me pls :DDDDDDDDD

I'm 5'4''
AMA

>mfw 5'8"
>mfw seeing under 173cm male

But I'm exactly 5'7''.

The most manlet general I'm history

Stop racemixing.

How are we ever going to get our height up if we don't race mix though? Wh*Te gfs for all of /asean/.

by encouraging people to eat more meat and do sport.

>eating meat
>on Friday

>5'7''
Well i'm 175 cm.

bnn is on fire
artis-artis pada dicidukin
anak-anaknya elpi sukesih ditangkep lagi nyabu di rumah
gila sih

Daftar gojek atau grab

Same. She could even pay her college and bought her own motorcycle.

Sama

Why is /r/Philippines full of Kapusos? It's one of the few online forums I can think of that is mostly Kapuso (unlike sites like PinoyExchange which have a more even split, or Facebook where it's 60% Kapamilya 40% Kapuso).

>install globe switch
>accept all free offers
>use the mobile data to shitpost on Sup Forums instead of play shitty mobile games like they intended

This is how you win

someone is sure projecting in here

>tfw 5'2"

>Why is /r/Philippines full of Kapusos
There was just a PGT and an ABS-CBN celebrity discussion post there yesterday and a few days ago.

>Tadhana Manatiling Gabi
>Mabagal na Simula
>Pumapatay na Kagat
>Pagmamahal ng Dalawang Babae sa Yelo
>Ang Gawain ng Ryuo ay Hindi Natatapos
>Silid-aralan ng mga Principalia
>Isang Suntok Lalaki
>Bagong Laro
>Mahabang Tula ng Putok na Koponan
What is the meaning of this?

AJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

FUCK OFF RUINING MY TINDER THAILAND

EVERY TIME

Viet girl n thai girl/ladyboy belong to us

>globe
enjoy being jewed on.

good morning fellas

become a dog/cat trainer or a pet sitter working for a rich people

I just woke up now

morning

I'm the one that's jewing them though. I'm not paying to use their network.

What are some good shows from 7 anyway? I hardly keep up with our local meme networks anymore since we already have the internet.

old 2ds or old 3ds?

because GMA network is only broadcasting in the capital region which is a fuckign slum ridden shithole
so that explains why r/philippines is full of cancer shills, shitpost and social media screenshots. literally the cancer of the internet
im not surpised anyway.

They do broadcast elsewhere too but they have a true stronghold in the NCR. It's hard to compete with the tower of power.

Actually the impression I'm getting is that Kapusos, or at least /r/Philippines ones, tend to be elitists or at least clearly from the upper classes, unlike ABS whose audiences come from the top to the bottom classes. Eat Bulaga seems to be GMA's only show that targets the masses, their other shows seem to target upper classes instead of all classes like ABS.

Rich people who has internet and has access to it has good taste

Goes to show Slum shithole provinces cant afford to go to reddit are they only stuck in FB? lmao

Both stations has shit quality drama programs GMA only sticks out a bit because of its news and documentaries

I met poor people from Manila before that are watching GMA. Their analog signal is no joke. You can pick it up even using a paperclip. That's why it has earned it's popularity among all classes in the NCR. But I think going forward with the TV Plus boxes you will get more people in the slums just sitting around watching Cinemo all day.

Lmao even the poorest in manila can afford to watch GMA while shitholes in the provinces cannot

>Balik kampung
>All I do is browse porn sites and "cuci mata" on outings
I need a fucktoy la

Who wouldn't want to watch Progressive Shows.

Sadly thats the only gay drama we have

but seriously Id rather have that than jejeshows of ABS

>farang-deaths.com/case/steve-balfour/

Crossposting this from Sup Forums

>Mr. Supot

/trv/ I meant, sheeeeet

become a pet for rich people

I'm honestly surprised that they aired it on Flipland.I thought everyone hated gays there fervently unless your just fairy gay

Kedahan girls are thicc tbf

gays are accepted here and can be seen in work and television
youtube.com/watch?v=Grp_4TWpHMI

>Mr. Supot

>thicc kids
now that's something

Which one of you made this

me

You know what to do filipini
He demands more sacrifice

b-b-but his dad just died!

feel a bit bad for michlan now

Lmao so dutertards/marcos cucks want another hacendia luisita but this time its for Duterte's cronnies

How a dick tastes like ?
The unwashed one
The washed one
The uncut
The cut
The cute and tiny
The strong and big
Please tell me ! Owi

it tastes like skin

Why don't you try and suck on yours?

Someone told me it tasted like dried squid...
Dicknotfound.webm

buying burger right now lads

>open mudah.my
>jual diri
simple

kek

But what if I dont want the sexual part, but I just want to taste it?

We are really the niggers of asean

When will malay girls crave my BFC(BIG FILIPINO COCK)?

why would skin not taste like skin?
maybe the scent makes the taste vary a bit from skin since smell plays a role in taste too

bukak tek
gi tepi jalan buat offer "will suck for exposure"

Tapi kena ada minimum pengalaman 8 tahun dalam industri...

Jesus christ, are there actually people this delusional? How the hell is Duterte curbing corruption?

Based

Cringe tbhwy we all know whixh ""commies" he is after

Lmao

bongbong is so small haha

absolutely haram

SP is spamming again

HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

There is no SP here. But if you want to summon keep talking /u/blueminderz

>visit Philippinesball page on Polandball wiki
>its history section is pro-Marcos
Why is this allowed?

>implying that Marcos is bad
please
I saw his face on a book titled "Great Leaders of Southeast Asia"

Though,isn't Marcos a two sides of the same coin thing there? Why are there Marcosfags in flipland?

He was also in a children's picture book of dictators of the world, together with Hitler, Mao, and I think Fujimori.

>two sides of the same coin
He did some good and bad things but the bad far outweighed the good. Makes me sick to remember that I used to defend him in high school.

just ignore the shills. its just a tiny vocal minority just hates him

>After democracy flourished in the 1950s and early 1960s,Philippinesballwas set under a martial law from 1972 and 1981 under the leadership of Ferdinand Marcos.Philippinesballbecame prosperous at the time and had one of the highest GDP in Asia. Then after years of suppression of communists, a revolution (known as EDSA) began in 1986 and was set under an undemocratic corrupt rule leading to the drain of its prosperity.leading thousands to become poor.

Probably written by Bisayaball.

He initial term was good, but then he got all greedy and fucked everything up. Most of the Marcosfags you see online are people who lived in Ilocos Norte, which he improved on a lot, and millennials who watched the propaganda videos on youtube and read the pro-Marcos blogs.

So its really him. i've been following all his posts and edits in wikipedia for a year now also some of his accounts on other websites.

He is definitely posting here.

Lol I like how they made him sound even more stupid than he is

SP is a general label

Its the term for the slumposter and I guess now the dutdutfag and pro marcos bullshot poster

>be me
>have CnY break
>go to hotel today to check in
>lobby full of loud, disgusting chinks
>all of them trying to cram themselves into the hotel lifts at once like a herd of starving dogs
>check in and wade through a sea of chinks
>manage to get into lift
>retards started panicking when they realized they can't go up without their hotel cards since muh security
>scan card and get up
>lie down in bed and shitpost

fucking chinks, must be mainlander PRC shitters

Kek the wind turbine project was done by the lopezes of ABS

Link to that book or is that a blog

what race you took for the night?
Viet? Thai?

no I travel alone
rather jack off than fuck a whore during CnY desu

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good lad
comfy innit? why all alone tho, why travel during peak tourist hours?

this is my only break in the next few months long enough that I can travel outstation
I'm alone since...well...I like being alone and my friends and family are preoccupied with CnY festivities.

Damn comfy though.

That's not very family-oriented but I get where you come from, sometimes family can be hassle.

Happy New Year, m8
Cheers