Cast Friends if it was made in 2017

Cast Friends if it was made in 2017.

Kerry washington

Idris Elba

Three blacks, a gay, one blonde and a gay black with dyed blonde hair

Aziz Ansari

same cast as spiderman

Amy Schumer

Ross: Idris Elba
Chandler: Aziz Ansari
Joey: Michael Cera
Phoebe: Amy Schumer
Rachel: Lupita Nyong'o
Monica: Bailey Jay

>Monica: Bailey Jay.
Nice.

>Monica: Bailey Jay
Glad I wasn't the only one who thought she'd be the one changed to trans.

white cuck
black buck
white slut

Rachel would still be an attractive white female but otherwise spot on.

Two gays, a black, a fat woman, an Indian guy and a straight white male buttmonkey

>forgetting the beta white male who is purposely scripted to be the least interesting

Joey: Jon 'let me ask you something' Bernthal
Chandler: Chris Pratt
Ross: Joaquin Phoenix
Phoebe: Jennifer Lawrence
Rachel: Kristen Bell
Monica: Olivia Munn

I find this casting problematic? Like are you so racist that you can't cast a single poc female/transwoman? You're a fucking disgusting bigot I hope you die

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who would be the transgender friend tho

Olivia Munn is half japanese I think and looks like mexican kinda.

Probably Rachel, and everyone would have to pretend a disgusting mutilated man is a beautiful desirable woman because it's progressive and not finding men attractive is transphobic and transmisogynistic

In 2017, it would have to be:

Rachel : Amy Schumer
Monica: Laverne Cox (instead of being fat, she used to be a man)
Phoebe: Lena Dunham

Ross: Michael Cera
Joey: Omari Hardwick
Chandler: Rami Malek

Anything else would have been shouted down by leftists.

2 White women, & a tranny.
One nerdy effeminate white male, 1 black guy, one arab.

So diverse!

Alright, we need at least two niggers. One male and one female. Best idea would probably be Ross and Monica so we can assume Hollywood wouldn't do that. Instead Ross stays a jewish white guy and has an adopted black jewish sister.

The other nigger is Joey who BLACKED half of NY. Most of the jokes center around his enormous BBC.

Rachel is now a beauty obsessed asian and Phoebe is the weird esoteric muslim girl from India.

Chandler stays Chandler.

Jackie Chan
Sylester Stalone
Wesley Snipes
Cathlyn Jenner
Monica Beluci
Gabourey Sidibe

>Chandler stays Chandler.