Atheists BTFO

Atheists BTFO

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yeah dude religion is prettty dum
youtube.com/watch?v=Zmj5BV16Toc&feature=youtu.be

i was an athesit but when i wathced that movie i became a christian. i dont know, man. that movie really struck a cord with me imo

I haven't seen it personally, but it changed my opinion too. I was agnostic, but now I am saved.

>You have no proof for the existence of God
>We don't need proof, we have faith. Also, you have no proof that God doesn't exist

>Santa Claus exist
>You have no proof Santa Claus exist
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SANTAS
NOT
DEAD

Didn't that movie confuse Atheism with Maltheism, like most dumb Christians do?

Christians BTFO

1 prayer = fresh review

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>God is the hypothesized most perfect being, that being on which everything else depends for its existence, and as such is sui generis and cannot be compared, per hypothesis, dependent beings like santa claus, spaghetti monsters, or tea cups

>tfw reddit-tier atheists are catastrophically ignorant of basic theological concepts but believe their confusions amount to decision refutations of the idea

why would you have faith he is real?

if santa doesn't exist then who brings me presents on Christmas? ATHEISTS BTFO

I don't see how God being a perfect being changes anything. There's still as much evidence for him as there is for Santa. Your circular reasoning doesn't amount to greater evidence.

Name one good argument this movie brings up for the existence for God? Just one

>inb4 people still believe in God, ergo he/she/it cannot be dead

Also, what has never lived can never die. So God is technically not dead

>all atheists must hate god

I don't see why all Christians think this.

What if you are wrong and our whole existence depends on Santa?

Protestants' god is pretty much a big asshole

universe didn't start from nothing. something we can call god caused it. it could very well take the shape of god from the bible in some manner

Our whole existence depends on everything being exactly as it is and no other way. Everything can only be one way which is the way it is, therefore there is no free will, therefore the archaic Christian conception of God cannot exist.
Same goes for Santa

I clapped when the atheist professor died.

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>le trendy man purse lad

Tbh, I unironically believe that anyone on Sup Forums, especially Sup Forums, who says their Christian are liars.

religion is not cool
youtube.com/watch?v=bFs_4MCkvFk

*tips fedora*

Then you need to lurk some moar.

SANTA'S NOT DEAD HE'S SURELY ALIVE!

>best track record of any religion
>followers included some of the greatest scientists, statesmen, generals and artists of all time
>dominant religion of the most advanced and powerful nations
>instills strong moral and positive moral values

What is there NOT to like?

Isn't the plot just that Einstein CopyPasta that conservatives think is real turned into a movie?

Why are you so sure you exist at all?

>followers included some of the greatest scientists
>imprisons scientists for saying the earth goes around the sun
Not a fedora, but user please

Sup Forumsfags don't even believe in Christ or God Himself. They only basically only like the teachings and shit in the Bible. That doesn't make you a Christian though, and leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

Like this guy

There is a BIG difference between Santa and God.
We have conclusive evidence that there is no giant toy factory somewhere around the North Pole. Bad analogy, bro.

god started from nothing

>followers included some of the greatest scientists, statesmen, generals and artists of all time
Because they were white, whites have been giving the greatest thinkers and best civilizations thousands of years before Jesus showed up

Funny how it didn't changed anything in Africa and South America huh?

God didn't start, bro. He has always been.

Who's talking about Sup Forumsfags? Also, who are you to talk for them?

>We have conclusive evidence that there is no giant toy factory somewhere around the North Pole
prove it

We have conclusive evidence there's no city in the sky.

show me conclusive that heaven exist or that god exist.

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I'm not sure if this is bait or reddit still doesn't know myths from actual history.

I'm experiencing something right now, therefore I have to exist in some capacity.

When it was stated in the bible?

A conservative christian heterosexual BRIETBART writer professor and gay conversion 'doctor' was teaching a class on Ronald Reagan, a known Capitalist:
”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Reagan and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Adam Smith!”
At this moment, a brave, proletariat, anti-bougie Red Army champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of the workers struggle and fully supported all socialist decisions made by the USSR stood up and held up a rock.
”How old is this rock, suka?”
The arrogant brietbart writer smirked quite Bougily and smugly replied “6000 years, you stupid Commie”
”Wrong. It’s been 13.5 billion years since the big bang created it. If it was 6000 years old and creationism, as you say, is real… then it should be a saint by now”
The INFOWARS DOT COM, THERE'S A WAR FOR YOUR MIND writer was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Atlas Shrugged. He stormed out of the room crying those republican crocodile tears. The same tears the GOP cry for the “rich job creators” (who today live in such luxury that most own sportscars) when they jealously try to claw justly earned means of production from the deserving proletariat. There is no doubt that at this point our brietbart writer, Stephen Jones Smith, wished he had joined in the revolution and become more than a capitalist apologist. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, luckily the state controlled firearms so the mentally derranged couldn't get them.
The students applauded and all registered Socialist that day and accepted Karl Marx as economic philosopher. A bear named “Glorious Revolution” burst in through the door and replaced the American flag with the Hammer and Sickle. The Red Army Choir was sang several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a complex tax system where the rich paid their fair share.

I never made such claim, why are you bringing that up?

I was only demonstrating that there is a big difference between Santa and God; I never set out to argue in favour of God's existence, only to demonstrate that the user's analogy is bad, since the two topic are so drastically different.

Everything is changing at every second
Your shit makes no sense

I never said anything about the Bible, I don't know why you're bringing that up.
But since you're wondering, Deuteronomy 22:37

Magic, you can't prove that magic don't exist.

any proof?

>two topic are so drastically different.

Yeah people who believe in Santa aren't trying harm people.

The dedicated amount of mental gymnastics this movie uses to make "EDGY AYHEISTS BTFO HAHA" is astounding

>lol if you say you dont believe in god it really means you do believe in him, but you just hate him!

Santa knows when you are watching silly, he hid it.

That didn't stated that he always existed.

the fact that there is no evidence for so-called "magic" despite this is proof enough

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/One_Million_Dollar_Paranormal_Challenge

Santa just puts a giant ring over the village to go invisible when people are watching

Why does Sup Forums always get so butthurt at anything involving Christianity?

So is this literally a movie about that copypasta of a Christian BTFO of their atheist professor?

As a Christian, I would argue that it does exist, but I'd rather call that a miracle, but there you go.

If something is eternal, it by definition has always existed.

It's because this isn't a good christian movie. It's like claiming you are into BDSM and only reading 50 shades of grey.

I was agnostic before I watched the second movie, but now I'm Melissa Joan Hart.

There is no evidence of god either.

ha ha u wear funy hat

>Lady starts to choke on a burger
>some guy uses the heimlich maneuver on her.
>She thanks god and not the guy who saved her

This is why Christianity is bullshit.

>God is the hypothesized most perfect being, that being on which everything else depends for its existence, and as such is sui generis and cannot be compared, per hypothesis, dependent beings like santa claus, spaghetti monsters, or tea cups

>these means Yahweh from the bible is real but only if it's my own protestant definition of this Jewish god in particular and no other ones
Fucking moron.

What if the guy who saved her was God in human form?

Meh, "God" might exist but it's unreasonable to ask for people to have faith in something there of which there is no proof, then punishing people who don't accept the unreasonable request.

If the so-called Christian "God" does exist, he's a wanker.

losers out of the way, worshipping the one true god here

Question for Christfags:
Do dogs go to heaven?

>universe didn't start from nothing. something we can call god caused it.
How do you know that the universe didn't start from nothing?

Are you saying i'm god?

>Religion
>Doesnt endorse predestination
kek

Then Jesus returned and that means that's judgement day arrived so she will day anyway.

>not understanding we're actors of god's will

Why was the guy in the same place at the same time as the woman?

>I understand Christianity is important to maintain Western Civilization

Business idea: create an idea that if you don't buy into my bullshit you'll be punished eternally after death

Religion is cancer

I believe All Dogs Go to Heaven should offer the answer you are seeking.

>they were smart because they were Christians!
>but there aren't too many smart nonwhite Christians

Stop pretending Christianity is responsible for the achievements of the white man. It's the brown man's religion now and whites need to move on.

I don't have time to watch it
gimme cliff notes

>raised catholic, mom in particular was pretty big into it
>mom always had christian rock playing in the car
>didn't have mp3 device or headphones for that matter
>every time I see these posters all those years of having to listen to those songs almost on a loop come back
HE'S LIVING ON THE INSIDE, ROARING LIKE A LION

Dogs don't have immortal souls, so no. But who knows what God will decide to do.

Yeah and it can only change one way, the way it does change therefore everything is and always will be exactly the way it's supposed to be.

Because that is naive. If you don't ever put gas in your car. You car will run out of gas. It isn't gods will or anything.

God doesn't care about all life, just humans... Hmm.............

>white nationalists think an advanced white civilization needs beliefs created by primitive brown jews to survive
hmmm

>immortal souls
What the fuck is this nigger talking about? Can someone please explain?

As it turns out, only some dogs go to Heaven.

If God is dead, then it's easier to NOT believe. And as we all know, people WILL take the easiest way out, usually.
>not religeous meself, but not a disrespectfull shit either.

>it's "disrespectful" to question why people have faith in something there is no evidence for out of fear that they'll go to hell when they die
smdh

Hardly brown.

>disrespectfull shit
You're right, we should be respectful to all beliefs even those that identify as military aircraft and affect public policy.

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dag

It's impossible to prove an infinite concept with scientific instruments because they are a finite tool. Science is only one of the tools in the toolbox we use to interact with reality. This is so basic I don't know what you're doing with your life not to understand it.

How can you surmise skin color from a sweaty rag?

>Shroud of Turin
Kek
Wonder if that's legit
Lemme rub my lamp and ask a genie
The Amulet of Samarkhand will reveal the truth
One magic relic can tell the other, right?

>tfw saving a christian from choking will literally turn me into a god
Maybe your sandnigger religion isn't so bad.

>>Shroud of Turin
>Wonder if that's legit
It seems to be so.

As long as there is time where "eternal" is relevant. But time didn't exist before the universe

Why was that murderous rapist in the same place as that one child? Did Yahweh seriously watch that poor kid get raped over and over again, before her corpse was chopped up into little bits?
I guess he works in mysterious ways...