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Peculiar, Missouri edition

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ALRIGHT JANNY ILL GIVE YOU 3 MINUTES IF THIS POSTER IS NOT SWIFTLY REMOVED FROM THE PREMISES A VERY ANGRY LETTER WILL BE WRITTEN TO THE Sup Forums ADMINISTRATOR

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Love pelicans

8ch /cow/res/331123.html#333409
urgently require a hat for this fool

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The Janitor is dead. Long live the Janitor.

limp biscuit

huh, never knew from just walking around there, it's not especially beautiful but not grim at all either

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominant_minority

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Unironically had a row with a pelican when I went to Florida as a kid haha tried to peck me the bastard

Thoughts?

wonder if i'll get banned later on for posting bollock busting in the last thread

he's a janny himself, he does it sporadically with different content. i think he hates /brit/ haha x

Queen slag

No, it's all wrong. We have to go back

youtube.com/watch?v=uvW-QTiZLQ0

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BREXIT MEANS BREXIT

>t. fat. bald, smoking, drinking working class scumbag

w2c his t shirt

does my head in that like haha yeah everythings a bit shit but thats alright

Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interrnational ballbusting grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this ball busting ground ,
and men made a pilgramage there from the world over.

Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, waste testicle mush storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main busting facilities which hold thousands of the heaviest black weights,
With hydraulic tubes attatched to them which are then lifting up and dropped on the mens
groins, busting their balls.

Then after they were busted they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The chunks of bollock went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of litres of fleshy mush from the popped scrotums filled a large pool
There were medical facilities for the men to stop them from bleeding out.

When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest

feel like I should start reading, any suggestions?

someone with a pass make the report

only way hotpockets ever listen

Those dizzy bints are on the Tele?
No fucking way

She only likes blacks and it breaks my heart

>indians in africa
wot haha

did you thank the job creator today?

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Unironically harry potter if you haven't already

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dont know who he is

Had a gf for a year with exactly the same body as ellapower face was similar too

how do you know

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fucking niggers

SECOND REFERENDUM NOW

>t. weak, scrawny, feminist, drug-taking, vegan, open-borders advocating middle class numale

little birdie told me

think you might be on the wrong board mate

Tofu twerps

the petite bourgeois of our time

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why would we even need a second referendum? we just had one. makes literally no sense

>been last 3 weeks in London due business
>came home yesterday
>never had issues with obvious infections
>first day after leaving London I got herpes on my lips

Makes my nogging jogging how this could happen.

think you might be on the wrong board mate

I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.

I woke up with a rock solid erection, my trembling body splattered with cum

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Sounds like you got slag’d

this post

is that the famous jordan peterson

think you might be on the wrong board mate

>just got a job offer for London
>moving there in 2 months
Should I live in Buckingham Palace or Tower Hamlets?

pop a suzie just to start off (two cups)

think you might be on the wrong board mate

how do you know?

if south african jew was shot, i would be happy

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definitely on the wrong board mate

wheres my job then

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She always puts up Instagram stories of black lads and she put one up saying “I like my coffee how I like my men, black”

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god i wish that was me

Remember the last time you looked at an image and thought 'I wish that was my gf'?

>sucking willy in the dark

serves you right

>Former UKIP leader Nigel Farage says he is close to backing a second EU referendum

FUCK

>tfw big nose but not Jewish

me on the left

keynes is dead

What ethnicity is this girl?

Nigel is irrelevant now.

youtu.be/Gc71AmT_b2k

tune~

Why would he do this though?

love honosexual sex me
beto do NOT screencap this please

dumb pirate frogposter

because he realises how truly fucked this country is

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turk

me n the pal x

so who am i thanking?

the free market

>>tfw big nose but not jewish
high test

haha the deranged fucking rat

youtube.com/watch?v=hzMTr5DcYBI

He is addicted to lefty tears and want sto BTFO them again

reporting all the benders posts

i already know that all jews are faggots

[spoiler]OH NO NO NO NO[/spoiler]

Why is a teacher allowed to do something as pototeinally as this?

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Mad to think in every country there are rural and small town whores looking to fuck any jf because their bored and already fucked everybody in town

Which country should I go first to bang country slags lads?

It's a referendum, not a neverendum

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if you have a job: keynes
if you don't: blame everyone alive after 1976

big nose and curly hair
probably one of them

>rorke thinks BBC is left wing biased
>brodie thinks BBC is right wing biased
are they, dare i say it, our new organisation?

t. got his bollocks annihilated in school

where do I get a templeos shirt