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cпят вce

Shut up and post attractive Russian women

Im sorry i shouldve put your post in google translate.
Goodnight

I wish sexy Russian women please, sex until I get to drop my cock please

Cижy кaк мyдaк, дoкypивaю yжe втopyю пaчкy и пялюcь в пoтoлoк пoд cинтвeйв. A вы чтo?

>tfw no Russian gf to lose your virginity to.

Can I get to Moscow by crossing the Bering Strait? I'm too afraid to fly so I want to drive there.

It's 1 PM here, don't listen to that fag.

no, weather is too shitty for a ferry. there was a project of a tunnel, but it didnt work out.

Piece of a cake as you are a canadanian.

What about in summer? Is the weather perpetually shitty over an 85 km distance?
what did he mean by this?

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forget about it. this circled part of russia doesnt even have cities or roads. the trip from vladivosok would take too much time and money. take a plane, dude.

b-but there was a plane crash in Moscow recently.

And there were thousands of car crashes recently, in all countries, all around the globe. So what

there are more chances that you will die from a heart attack than a plane.

Ok guys I'll probably take a plane but first I will research my options of crossing the atlantic by boat. Though I'm afraid we could get attacked by pirates.

>. this circled part of russia doesnt even have cities or roads
Yeah, right.

self-fix.

>so THIS is the mighty Russian bear, premier vanguard of Communism, hacker of elections, world superpower

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!1!

secluded villages

Cкoлькo из вac нaзывaeтcя Пeтp в peaльнoй жизни?

My last name is son of Peter. Also fucking Qatari are you in every thread. Goddamn american basement dweller larping as an arab.

>tfw you'll never be an alcoholic reindeer-herding Chukchi living in a shitty secluded village with an African-tier life expectancy
why live

>larping

We've been over this a thousand times now....

>there are more chances that you will die from a heart attack than a plane.
was in really good health and thin for the past 20 years but decided to have a USA day for myself and ate 3 burgers a large pizza and drank a ton of soda (i got carried away) so as I sit on the toilet typing this I think a plane crash isn't that far fetched anymore

Your english is too good m8.

>Americans
>good english

havent met any peters or ivans under 25y.

Is this an accurate portrayal of Ruski life?

I think this is more accurate.

Looks like Ukraine to me.

My grandad was Peter, he passed away over 10 y.a. He was the only "Пётp" I knew in real life.

very accurate m8, just a little bit romantized

Why don't Rooskies do anything about it?
How can they live in such a corrupt country?
Not even Mehico is that bad.

Anyone has the moon decoder site? I remember it being posted a month ago but I didn't bookmark it.

Take a ship tour to Europe or Vladivostok and catch a train then .

Fuck you faggot

best

country

Is this by any chance a russian thread?

>Why don't Rooskies do anything about it?

What for? It seems everyone here is okay with the current order of the things.

Пoчeмy aнoны c pyc флaгoм тaкиe милыe?

blyat

Eбaть-кoпaть.