HOH: Paul
Veto: Paul
Nominations: Jessica, Cody
Temptation:Jessica has the power to stop one of the next 2 evictions
Curse:Temptation Competition for 2 weeks before nominations. It's optional. The winner gets safety and the loser is a 3rd nominee.
Competition winner: mark
Competition loser: jason
previously on /bb/
>paulfags going nuts that it's a wasted week
nth for alex tits
How will grodner edit this to make Paul look good?
Devin?
when you destroy the entire house.
there's no way
>Alex hopes a drone drops her some Coke
>Flashback to Cody's tranny comments
>Flashback to Jessica fat shaming the girls
>Use dramatic music on Jessica accusing Raven of shit talking with no context
>Edit out 90% of today and use only the parts where Jess is arguing and Raven is crying
Love her tits
THE PAN IS DEAD HE BROKE IT.
whose side would devin be on in this situation?
JUST WHEN THE SEASON LOOKS LIKE ITS ABOUT TO FALL APART
CBS SECURITY IS SCRAMBLING
cody wants to walk across the yard to the bathroom. fists could fly
Remember when BB had good villains?
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JESSICA THREATENING TO WALK. PRODUCTION STEPPING IN TO STOP THE MADNESS.
He would've had a house meeting and created a 13 person alliance by now
do you think production is regretting their decision to bring back paul right now?
>the state of pandafags
>Paulie a good villain
Paulie was an arrogant manchild who cried like a little bitch when shit didn't go his way. Imo, the last good BB villain was Matt
wait lmfao did Raven just call out how big Cody's dick is?
Paulie was right about everything
of course not. this is ratings gold
Cody wins HoH and get the power to rob one person of jury
Who does he pick:
>Paul (he melts down and his business fails, his parents are still rich though)
>Raven (she melts down and her fake disease is exposed)
>Matt (he never gets cereal again :()
>Josh (he lives with his parents for another 20 years)
>Panda (contracts diabetes from her Coke habit and balloons disgustingly)
>Xmas (her insta followers are disgusted by her false valor accusations and her foot never fully heals)
>I PUT YOU ON THE BLOCK TO PROTECT YOU!!!!
>raven literally yelling to herself
she's trying to say that jess wont get it in jury or something
t. has never seen het beautiful tits
MUH CAT EARS
>kevin and jason being accomplices this whole time
this hurts
Paul would be hilarious. If his side gets the shit edit (which they might after tonight), mother fucker will probably get booed and his side will be freaked the fuck out
and then paul immediately walked inside. doesn't like to hear anything about cody being taller/stronger/bigger dick.
he should put raven and xmas otb to maximize his chance of winning the veto and get paul up there next to one of them. ofcourse paul is gonna win the temptation comp so it wont matter
In order of preference:
1.Paul
2.Alex
3.Raven
4.Xmas
5.Josh
6.Matt
man i wish kevin and jason would flip
hope drawfag does this one
>paul doing vaseline again
VASELINE ON THE DOORKNOBS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
>hey kevin you'd better bully them with us or you'll be sorry
Paul is literally the villain of the season. They can't edit this in his favor.
I feel like production could step in sooner or later. Just a feeling
paul is so delusional
Is Paul talking about himself right now?
Vaseline is goodfor your skin paul.
Oh no they have to rub it in..
>cody asking jess when he should shower
Jesus christ cody really became full on beta pussy whipped
>paul is believing his own lies
Paul is a bigger man than Cody
he picked the flag up off the floor, he's a patriot though
served his time living at home with his parents
Jody did nothing wrong
i would grab a tub and sit right in front of all of them and rub it all over my hands and arms
MUH DISEASE
metaphorically, emotionally, AND physically you're wrong
You're not suppose to touch other people's belongings
>"There is my master."
raven sure is from arkansas
Raven's gone full white trash hick holy shit
Paul. After this fight and the whole week of completely harassing Cody/Jess it's impossible for him to not be booed if he's out this week unless Grodnder packs the crowd.
If he's booed, the entire house of wannabe D-listers will be tripping over themselves to sniff Jessica's ass.
>8000 dollars is worth this
Good point, Jess.
>mfw twitter feels bad for cody and side with him, slowly realizing trannies aren't worth sympathizing for and becoming 2nd amendment activists
The situation has flipped, Jessica is thinking of walking and Cody is fired up and wants to burn their corrupt temple to the ground.
enjoy
what the fuck is going on with raven being a dog and calling paul master wtf did i miss
I left since the show thread yesterday, I know everything that has happened before that thread but what happened after?
>eveldick you gonna love this
>muh two hearts
>muh two (((terminal diseases)))
>muh 6 gorillion surgeries
are you trying to intimidate us with your shortman complex? that's mental bullying and not #FriendShip
>Paul thinks Evel Dick loves them and has Cody crying as his twitter header
if only they knew
it's her fetish
does he still? that was hilarious actually
Evel Dick came up, which got me thinking
Like, say what you want about Dick. Dick was an asshole. But he was an asshole for his daughter, and everyone can empathize with that.
These people are being more psychologically abusive than Dick ever was, as a group, are not even funny, for 8k and 15 minutes of fame on America's worst rated reality show.
>refreshing evil dick's twitter
why is jess staring down the camera so hard?
>his smile and optimism, gone
>i will never have a master/slave dynamic with raven
they got manipulated into it by Paul too, he planted all the seeds and lied a bunch
nah but lovin this live commentary
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>Jess hates being an adult
>Wants to be mommied and be a babbu again
muh fetish
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yes my master
Josh still thinks yelling "what the fuck" is a joke
>tfw even Evel Dick calls you an asshole
>Jess to Cody: you know what, maybe I won't use the hex
WHOA WHAT???
Jody about to selfevict
>All the other vets on twitter hate Paul
>even twitter normies hate Paul
CBS might actually let Paul go for all this.
>matt flipped immediately on the bullying tactic when jessica got into the ""fight"" with raven
>cody can't go to the bathroom without mommy
A-anons what did I miss, anything special happen in the past 24 hours in the house?
next week's HoH is going to be super rigged for Jody.
Now way Production is going to allow that. if they try to self-evict after all the golden feeds we have had they will probably either boost their pay a shitload or make the house stop being rabid monkeys.
>BB fans that bought into post-BB18 CBS Paul revisionism now hate him after seeing him return and being reminded what he is like
Just as predicted
you think?
still waiting for the weapon assembly comp
MARKY VS ALEX
wrong
Paul is winning again even though he can't compete
now mark is getting into it with panda
>hating Paul for playing the game
Maybe you girls should be watching Wheel of Fortune instead
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it's going to be a 2-part, team relay race
>First person reassembles an M4A1
>Second person shaves and bleaches their asshole
This is starting to look bad for CBS. and this is AFTER the blackface clusterfuck.