/ausnz/

Big (cute) guy (girl) Edition.

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Did everyone just die desu?

I just really like cuddling desu c:

wearing panties rn

they're really comfy, don't know why more guys don't wear them

Is cuddling while also sleeping ok?

I hope you gave one of those little shits a punt in the stomach.
You'd be off work by now wouldn't you?
Thats no good buddy.
Whens ya appointment with the doc?
Hope you get well soon, we can't have you die on us.
>A wee bit drink
Classic
>Was your sleep good?
Yeah pretty decent, but had a dream someone broke into my house and ate all my treats
which made me so angry I woke up.
>You are one of my favourites:3
Awww you're pretty up there on my list as well matey.

the bf

>Whens ya appointment with the doc?
about 7 hours ago, they're gonna do labs and then maybe recommend me to a cardiologist

they don't think it's anything serious

YOU'RE A DESERT

A POST-APOCALYPTIC DESERT

If there is something between us we can. I have a wee bit of trauma with cuddling asleep guys desu.
That kind of drink would make me panic desu
WESTIE IS BESTIE

*DREAM FFS

Did something happen? Y-you don't need to tell me desu. Y-you can be the one spooning me if it makes you feel better desu.

Y-you could even hand-cuff me I just wanna feel another human body desu.

YEA I'll be the big spoon
But yeah bad stuff happened and it made me uncomfortable.
I can use my words and wake people up if I'm uncomfortable

So how did /ausnz/ end up becoming so gay?

You can do that desu :3
Awh getting hugged from behind with there breath on the back of your neck sounds amazing desu.

It always has been

>That kind of drink would make me panic desu
>*DREAM FFS
Bloody drink is all thats on your mind is it?

Don't watch us or you will catch the gays
There you are saying CUTE THINGS AGAIN

Westie
Give me a (You)

Aaaaaah I'm blushing.

Westie
Give me a (You)

Bang!

MMmmmmmmm

Boom!

YES
I WANT TO GO TO WESTPORT AND DRINK BEER ON THE BEACH WITH MY GEOLOGY PEERS
BEST kind of feel, even if I can't Bluetooth music I actually like to the speaker they use lul

MMmmmmmmm

>G*rmans

>DRINK BEER ON THE BEACH
I haven't been to the beach much at all this summer
which is sad, because drinking on the beach is top notch.

want westy to run his fingers through my hair and tell me he loves me desu

mmmmmmmMM

I once fingered Westie behind an underage bar in carlow.

I once fingered carlow behind an underage Westie in bar.

I want someone to hold my hand.

S-sorry for being lewd.
I fingered Hex at a nightclub in Melbourne.

It really is.
>tfw the lecturers makes us sign "don't drink" forms and then supply us with booze and rides to the beach
BEST feels desu
I'm going to tell them how great they are on monday

I can to-touch your wrist

I'm embarrassed and stuttery in real life now desu. Sss-stst-stop.

>not being an alpha normie chat

I love you.
>then supply us with booze and rides to the beach
Fucking nice, sounds like a bunch of good cunts.
Gettin' yourself boozy in the sun is nothing but bliss.

*touches your wrist* I can't stop if you want.
*pretends to be normie*

want my bf to hug me

wtf I didn't expect this to happen so soon

I'll hug you if you want

D-d-don't stop.
Y-y-you can go higher if you want...

It was 30 mins to midnight when they dropped me off at the beach. They were the one who I asked about hpw to progress on honours enrolment and got me a lot of agrotats when I needed it.

>I'll hug you if you want
he said HIS BF
not you

*hugs you*
*kisses you as well*

it's not like you'll be visiting him anytime soon

*strokes up your arm*
I don't have extra flags but HI EITHER DUNNERS OR WELLY

>wtf I didn't expect this to happen so soon
There is no time like the present.
No need to beat around the bush.
>It was 30 mins to midnight when they dropped me off at the beach.
Ahhh I see.
They just sound better and better, looks like you're well looked after.
Happy times.

*buys a plane ticket*

you can't even call him on skype, how do you expect meeting him to turn out

you're right desu

*stabs you*

Why cant you guys just be normal human beings?

Jews keep putting chemicals in the water

I'm not complaining desu

I picked my undergrad on two things
1) I liked the content
2) I liked the people who taught it

Geology had both
Pls stab me
With a knife
Not too deep tho

My arms got all tingly when I read that.
D-desu what's going on?
OwO

>Pls stab me
>With a knife
Sounds like something Chalmers would say

I don't know desu *strokes up to your shoulder*
YE-YEAH I'M CHALMERS RIGHT
I swear it will pass

AAAAH MY SHOULDER TINGLED WHEN I READ THAT AAAAH

I have heavy breathing rn now desu.

>watch tv show
>they turn off the light for adult scenes
Literally why?

why not

Why are they so in comfortable with themselves or their partner that they need to do That? I don't understand

>he doesn't fuck with the lights off

>she

I know what I'm about

I'm still a virgin.

I'm not

Where do you find all these people to lewd with? Do you just talk to one and they decide you're good enough?

I worked on a project for a class with my bf and I asked him if he wanted to be my bf ironically

I guess he didn't get the joke

Sounds cute!

>virgins in my thread

you won't be getting any for the foreseeable future so idk why you're so goddamn smug

stupid sex chad

*sexes you*
you're welcome cutie

Haha you virgin.

Why do people value virginity or lack or virginity in groups of people? People have a lot more value than that

t. salty virgin

Y-yeah look at all these dumbos that don't seek intimacy with people h-eheh,

I lost mine when I was 19 m8

I just don't understand why others should value it as a state or as a lack of state
People are more complex and interesting than that

t. roastie

>not losing your virginity in highschool
laughing rn

Sry I saved it for someone I actually LIKED :3

>>I just don't understand why others should value it as a state or as a lack of state
because if you didn't lose it in HS then people assume that you were either a prude or an autist

FUCKING RUDE

Also if you bulli too much I'll just ignore you dunners

And why do those other people's opinions actually matter? They are just noise.
It's one thing if it's something you really value, but it it's because other people talk it is not worth investing into

>ywn lose your virginity to someone you love
why live?

>And why do those other people's opinions actually matter?
They don't

>tfw still pure

Laughing at you cuties right now.

Yours is probably regrown by now so you'll have a second chance.

I-I didn't realise it works that way...

Westy wise as always

>that pic
delet dis

>ywn steal westies virginity against his will
why live?

Tee hee :3
I think that's called rape desu.

Soz Sup Forums as underageb& really fucked with me as a teen, and made me really untrustful of guys.
I remember when advice was a literal clone of r9k
I'm sure someone can fix that
LOLOL
Pls don't rape him or I will need to stab you

Well I bloody hope it does.
I want be pure again for my future marriage.
Thanks matey.
I hope the non-sense I spout gives little nuggets of wisdom.
You won't be living if you tried.

>I want be pure again for my future marriage.
to me I hope

>You won't be living if you tried.
w-what!

Wh-who?

>to me I hope
I hope you can get pregnant.
My family are breeders and I'm expected to have a small tribe of my own.

I want dunedin to get me pregnant

It basically does. If you haven't done it for years I imagine it would be awkward to get back into the groove
O-one of the boys probably. I can't do lewd things

I'm sure you both will have a a lot fun trying thats for sure.

And now I am out of beer and wine