Your country

>your country
>your age
>have you ever kissed a girl
UK
19
no

Germany
26
no

Flag
33
no

English woman does not, would never kiss a nasty bitch Anglo pinkish ass bitch superficial shallow fuck

How do you fuck up so bad?

USA
20
no, it's too late for me

riddle me this
if no english woman ever wanted to kiss a anglo man then how did anglos come to be?

Age 22 *

Argentinian* :- )

USA
16
Yes

hmmm

See you in 30 days.

flag
20
yes

I am cursed with an ugly, broken, manlet body.

OHHHHHHH JANNY

That was before the imbecil feminine liberation, before all the ethnical peoples like germany, france, england they could not do what they want, then yes or if they got together and fucked between their same ethnicity

its called being ugly and autistic

no thank you

Panama
21
Yes, when I was 17.

Flag
23
Yes

what's your secret

confidence, but not a super obnoxious amount, be somewhat handsome as well as fit, make chicks laugh

no crazy secret brohamster

Mexico
21
Yes

I was a loser in high school. By the time I entered university I was a loner and quite okay with it, so I didn't associate with anyone and disregarded campus life. I dropped out after two years and have been a NEET on welfare since.
Naturally you don't really meet a lot of girls when you're shitposting on Sup Forums all day and I don't have any urge to take action myself and socialize with people.

>be handsome as well as fit, make chicks laugh
cannot do any of these

the only thing that's difficult to do is be handsome really
confidence, hair, dress, all help with that
also fake confidence and joking around can help a lot if you look good
like a fun one is "Damnnnn girl you gotta MySpace, yo parents let u date yet??" is always a funny one

Nippon
22

>Damnnnn girl you gotta MySpace, yo parents let u date yet??"

USA
21
never kissed, hugged, held hands

>tfw hugged before

fuck off chad

>like a fun one is "Damnnnn girl you gotta MySpace, yo parents let u date yet??" is always a funny one

as a pick up line
or just initiating a conversation or something
maybe Brits didn't use myspace as much to find it funny though
also if you catch one looking in something or staring at some shit you can say "just so you know you aint gonna find a boyfriend looking there/staring at this thing"

Same
The only thing i have acomplish with one

even if they don't laugh it's almost guaranteed to get a start to a convo going
even if it isn't a good one particularly

How
You never even kissed a girl half lip while saying hello?
I did that a lot with a girl that later became my gf

flag
20
yes

USA
23
No

I might "solve" the problem and just turn in to a girl tbqh

only kissed boys
beggars have to take anything they can get...

Flag
28
Of course faggot

If family doesn't count i have never, i don't talk to girls that often and when i do they never become friends

I love your attitude, la
A real go-getter

>Niuew-Zeeland
>Year of the Metal Dragon
>Got KH early on when I was like 15-16. Still haven't lost V yet though. Maybe soon.

poof

thanks homie, ditto
wearing crocs and this out in town also gets you some looks, too
it's because dressing like this will make any man look handsome, you know what I'm saying

as long as I have my anime pictures it's not so bad being a virgin I guess

>Damnnnn girl you gotta MySpace, yo parents let u date yet??"
what the fuck is this kind of cancerous shit is this supposed to mean, why would this be funny except for when the girl tells you to fuck off for being so awkward? you're basically confirmed incel loser

lol, i don't know bro

Flag
15
Yes

I'm going to laugh when your government starts finding your pictures and arrests you for being a paedo. Fucking creep, at least you won't breed.

the girls in that picture are 17

19
I've kissed one woman, 2 if we are counting childhood stuff.
It was completely underwhelming. I don't know what I expected. I expected something to happen, maybe to feel something but we just touched lips and it was empty.

...

I thought the age of consent was something around 20 in the states?

1. it ranges from 16 to 18
2. I don't want to fuck them
3. they're drawings

Hehe stay mad gramps Sup Forums is for the kids

Could have fooled me, weebs treat them as people

Is this a parody?

FUCKING KILL YOURSELF

cute

it can be if you want buddy

>this sophisticated bait

I applaud you

Im gonna kiss your mommy next geezer, oh wait... Shes dead

Leafland
26
No

I'm just lonely man

it's not fun to live in this way, but it's what I can do

Go outside

and do what?

its not sophisticated if its obvious

>buddy

Compared to the average forced nu4chan bait, this was sophisticated

thanks brother, i got your back
that's what I said, handsome friend, you already know bro

Its hard yall even awkward soyboys can get pussy, you dont have to be a chad just talk to some girls. Don't worry about being awkward just go out and see.

I don’t like white people

then dont go after white chicks homedog

>USA
>30
>yes for the first time a month ago

>you dont have to be a chad just talk to some girls
wrong
>Don't worry about being awkward
stfu

Why don't you go shitpost at your local bar/pub? One day someone will ask you a question.

flag
27
yes

I made it a point when I went to university. Slept with her, didn't have coitus.

Malaysia
20
No, but I haven't lost hope

USA
29
Yes
[spoiler]I'm gay now.[/spoiler]

Proud of you, fag

holy shit... are you me?
Well, except the drop-out/wel-fare part.

This is going to sound like the most normie advice ever, but just start going to festivals and doing drugs.
t. was on the path to wizardry at 23

surely you don't HAVE to do drugs
i swear 99% of people getting laid do so over smoking/drinking, as if we constantly must admit some deeper vice than sexual arousal in order to fulfill our human social needs

Latvia
20
no
but I kissed a boy, when I was 12-13 years old

US
22
No

>i swear 99% of people getting laid do so over smoking/drinking
Yeah, pretty much. I'm not saying it's good, just that's how it is. I know people with actual girlfriend and still honestly don't know how that comes about.

Chile
23
Kissed a drunk old lady in a bar once

> flag
> 19
> yes

You guys should btfo to /r9k/ if you haven't kiss a grill

Ghana
23
multiple

positive hiv detected

Are you saying this because you genuinely think one can get HIV from kissing or you're just being racist to get a reaction out of me?

Tigerland
24
No

Flag
Yes

India
21
khhv

Russia
26
No

Canada
21
No

Italy
20
No

19
yes, still a virgin tho

flag
20
yes, first day of kindergarten. you actually reminded me how nice my childhood was
>be me
>first day of school
>nervous as shit
>hippy teacher tells all kids to sit in a big circle outside
>we all have to tell the person next to us what we like about them
>fuck
>sitting next to cute dutch girl
>rule was we cant say a compliment that has already been said
>everyone already took good generic compliments
>too scared to say I liked her accent
>panic and say she has nice shoelaces like an autist
>she thanks me and says she likes the color of my skin and my curly hair (I'm of Mexican descent)
>later we helped eachother decorate a sea slug or something
I am horrible at telling stories but at recess she kissed me. Both of our fathers actually worked together (still do), which
was not that much of a surprise. Lost my virginity with her at 13 (friend thing) and dated her cousin up until about 4 months
ago. sounds very weird now that I write it down.

19
no but i've fucked

I'm miserable and I would much rather be a virgin who at least experienced love once.