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any Aleksandr Dugin man in

Ranjeet

Never heard of this guy

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listening to drake and enjoying it

edition: CLEGG

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could have got with a full on muslim girl last night. she was blatantly gagging for my BWD but because i hate islam i did the honourable thing and fucked her off

>listening to drake and enjoying it

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good lad

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more like bob shitlan

Clegg status: Scrambled

gav take a piss

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considering we know that this guy was mentally unstable and deranged and that CNN often posts fake information without checking it, are you really going to believe in this one snippet of highly unreliable information purely to feed your own anti-semitic biases?

thoughts on the new iphone lads?

there's a muslim girl with a FAT ass at work that keeps coming on to me

shes sending me pics of her in bed talking about how warm it is.
I am now 100% sure my friends mum wants to have sex with me.
I am 75% sure I am going to do it

Have a seat lad, gotta take a call with the US consul

Take a piss

god bless the guardian haha

Are you learning Vietnamese pal?

why did apple leave that annoying notch

edition.cnn.com/2018/02/16/us/exclusive-school-shooter-instagram-group/index.html
journo gained access to his rorke groupchat on instagram

Dave

Hungry Eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got Hungry Eyes
I feel the magic between you and I

youtube.com/watch?v=2ssCL292DQA

lovely

>Are you learning Vietnamese pal?

cant imagine a bigger waste of time quite frankly

Chad. Sounds hot

Yes I just said that CNN is unreliable and the man himself was deranged
just because he said his mother is Jewish doesn't mean she is. Sup Forumstards call everyone they hate Jewish

Makes sense when you live in Vietnamese iah

Yea, I'm decent for simple convos but I get lost when people talk too fast
Out on the street now, everything is closed for Tet so it's hard to find anywhere to eat

oi anyone else ever get the inexplicable urge to have this girl fart whilst sitting on their face? or just me

Nah I get that urge too.

stupid fucking Aussie that's not a Davepost. It's a rorkepost or maybe even a retro fatcampost

This post I'm typing right now is a Davepost

dont care dont raise your voice at me

still don't understand why /brit/ is so attractive to random south east asians

Another Trump mistress emerging from the woodwork

Need my first GF in my life lads.

I literally started daveposting mate, it was my magnum opus gimmick. you can't dictate the terms of a gimmick to the gimmick's own creator

How come tiny shitholes like Newcastle have metro systems but huge cities like Birmingham or Manchester don't? IF they ran a metro system similar to London for the surrounding areas of Manchester and Liverpool it'd be amazing. If China can build new ones why can't we?

just you and the beaner.

p.s. beauty and the beast a shite

it's the white men from europe

sure
but CNN didnt day his mother was jewish
they said that he said his mother was jewish, which is true

so what exactly did CNN do wrong here?

posting is my gimmick and id prefer if you all stopped co-opting it

say that to my face soyboy

Aye me too. What resources do you use to learn lad? I'm using Duolingo and having conversations with natives

how does he know his mother was jewish?
I thought he was adopted

umm excuse me but t'was I who was the first daveposter

All my lefty Facebook friends are under the impression this is "white"

jews made my bathroom lightbulb go forcing me to shit in the dark like some kind of poor person

I remember all the gimmicks I came up with before leaving for Vietnam

Here's my top 3 favourite:

1) Ballbusting
2) Tim posting
3) Deano posting

he looks slavic

alan would spark him out in about five seconds

Sminem?

Looks mestizo to me

aye watch it sunshine

isn't vietmong like 5'6

theguardian.com/news/2018/feb/16/algeria-sheep-fighting-illegal-sport-angry-young-men

>The brutal world of sheep fighting: the illegal sport beloved by Algeria’s 'lost generation'

alan's favourite sport?

I'm 5'11

>last name Cruz
>from florida
hes either puerto rican or cuban

taller than you chang

pretty sure you just rounded up from 5'6

love foxes, simple as

Any
Magic
Man
In?

too lazy to turn on the TV so I'm imagining I'm watching Friends and laughing loudly

HAHA its the episode where ross gets his teeth whitened and his gf's apartment in dirty and someone eats his sandwich

good times

WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR EITHER ONE OF THE VIETMONGS TO POST SOME TINDER VIETQTS ALREADY!?

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those are like five seasons apart

was thinking of getting a Huawe mate 10 pro since it is seemingly better specs than all of the competition and hundreds of pounds cheaper

The exact same
I also have some books which are decent but not great beyond an intro
I'm 187cm

alri animal fucker

not gonna lie the one on the right looks more inviting, even if someone was using it and the other was free i'd probably queue up to get some 'Water'

*does a hand gesture*
good morning

V

you posted this yesterday around the same time.
please try to employ a bit more originality in future posts.
cheers.

ill just take the WATER thank
i know my place

The dog

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Have a gf so can't download tinder but trust me their cute lad

foxes are pussies, my parents cat is tiny and regularly chases them out of their garden

>buying phone made from a literally communist-party run corporation
take my advice and get a mi note 3 or mi 6 or mi mix 2

NAZI
YOU FUCKING RACIST

CEO of Samsung pls go

wheres the galereux?

new creps

left too easy

like to post on /brit/ with my bro and we guess which posts are each others is lots of fun always reply 'samefag' to the ones that i think are his is a massive kek let me tell (You)

>having a girlfriend means you can't download tinder

if you think about it friendship is just another word for platonic homosexuality

mad

shut up
go away

WILEYFOX
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My gf's mates use tinder so if I get it they'll see me on it and tell her

>like to post on /brit/ with my bro and we guess which posts are each others is lots of fun always reply 'samefag' to the ones that i think are his is a massive kek let me tell (You)

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is that you samefag??

Hampshire anime nonce