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/brit/
any Aleksandr Dugin man in
Ranjeet
Never heard of this guy
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listening to drake and enjoying it
edition: CLEGG
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could have got with a full on muslim girl last night. she was blatantly gagging for my BWD but because i hate islam i did the honourable thing and fucked her off
>listening to drake and enjoying it
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good lad
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more like bob shitlan
Clegg status: Scrambled
gav take a piss
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considering we know that this guy was mentally unstable and deranged and that CNN often posts fake information without checking it, are you really going to believe in this one snippet of highly unreliable information purely to feed your own anti-semitic biases?
thoughts on the new iphone lads?
there's a muslim girl with a FAT ass at work that keeps coming on to me
shes sending me pics of her in bed talking about how warm it is.
I am now 100% sure my friends mum wants to have sex with me.
I am 75% sure I am going to do it
Have a seat lad, gotta take a call with the US consul
Take a piss
god bless the guardian haha
Are you learning Vietnamese pal?
why did apple leave that annoying notch
edition.cnn.com
journo gained access to his rorke groupchat on instagram
Dave
Hungry Eyes
One look at you and I can't disguise
I've got Hungry Eyes
I feel the magic between you and I
lovely
>Are you learning Vietnamese pal?
cant imagine a bigger waste of time quite frankly
Chad. Sounds hot
Yes I just said that CNN is unreliable and the man himself was deranged
just because he said his mother is Jewish doesn't mean she is. Sup Forumstards call everyone they hate Jewish
Makes sense when you live in Vietnamese iah
Yea, I'm decent for simple convos but I get lost when people talk too fast
Out on the street now, everything is closed for Tet so it's hard to find anywhere to eat
oi anyone else ever get the inexplicable urge to have this girl fart whilst sitting on their face? or just me
Nah I get that urge too.
stupid fucking Aussie that's not a Davepost. It's a rorkepost or maybe even a retro fatcampost
This post I'm typing right now is a Davepost
dont care dont raise your voice at me
still don't understand why /brit/ is so attractive to random south east asians
Another Trump mistress emerging from the woodwork
Need my first GF in my life lads.
I literally started daveposting mate, it was my magnum opus gimmick. you can't dictate the terms of a gimmick to the gimmick's own creator
How come tiny shitholes like Newcastle have metro systems but huge cities like Birmingham or Manchester don't? IF they ran a metro system similar to London for the surrounding areas of Manchester and Liverpool it'd be amazing. If China can build new ones why can't we?
just you and the beaner.
p.s. beauty and the beast a shite
it's the white men from europe
sure
but CNN didnt day his mother was jewish
they said that he said his mother was jewish, which is true
so what exactly did CNN do wrong here?
posting is my gimmick and id prefer if you all stopped co-opting it
say that to my face soyboy
Aye me too. What resources do you use to learn lad? I'm using Duolingo and having conversations with natives
how does he know his mother was jewish?
I thought he was adopted
umm excuse me but t'was I who was the first daveposter
All my lefty Facebook friends are under the impression this is "white"
jews made my bathroom lightbulb go forcing me to shit in the dark like some kind of poor person
I remember all the gimmicks I came up with before leaving for Vietnam
Here's my top 3 favourite:
1) Ballbusting
2) Tim posting
3) Deano posting
he looks slavic
alan would spark him out in about five seconds
Sminem?
Looks mestizo to me
aye watch it sunshine
isn't vietmong like 5'6
theguardian.com
>The brutal world of sheep fighting: the illegal sport beloved by Algeria’s 'lost generation'
alan's favourite sport?
I'm 5'11
>last name Cruz
>from florida
hes either puerto rican or cuban
taller than you chang
pretty sure you just rounded up from 5'6
love foxes, simple as
Any
Magic
Man
In?
too lazy to turn on the TV so I'm imagining I'm watching Friends and laughing loudly
HAHA its the episode where ross gets his teeth whitened and his gf's apartment in dirty and someone eats his sandwich
good times
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR EITHER ONE OF THE VIETMONGS TO POST SOME TINDER VIETQTS ALREADY!?
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those are like five seasons apart
was thinking of getting a Huawe mate 10 pro since it is seemingly better specs than all of the competition and hundreds of pounds cheaper
The exact same
I also have some books which are decent but not great beyond an intro
I'm 187cm
alri animal fucker
not gonna lie the one on the right looks more inviting, even if someone was using it and the other was free i'd probably queue up to get some 'Water'
*does a hand gesture*
good morning
V
you posted this yesterday around the same time.
please try to employ a bit more originality in future posts.
cheers.
ill just take the WATER thank
i know my place
The dog
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Have a gf so can't download tinder but trust me their cute lad
foxes are pussies, my parents cat is tiny and regularly chases them out of their garden
>buying phone made from a literally communist-party run corporation
take my advice and get a mi note 3 or mi 6 or mi mix 2
NAZI
YOU FUCKING RACIST
CEO of Samsung pls go
wheres the galereux?
new creps
left too easy
like to post on /brit/ with my bro and we guess which posts are each others is lots of fun always reply 'samefag' to the ones that i think are his is a massive kek let me tell (You)
>having a girlfriend means you can't download tinder
if you think about it friendship is just another word for platonic homosexuality
mad
shut up
go away
WILEYFOX
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My gf's mates use tinder so if I get it they'll see me on it and tell her
>like to post on /brit/ with my bro and we guess which posts are each others is lots of fun always reply 'samefag' to the ones that i think are his is a massive kek let me tell (You)
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is that you samefag??
Hampshire anime nonce