/brit/

Deano squad edition

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=LJDF5-GTCZ4
youtube.com/watch?v=grmWZBIsaL8
youtube.com/watch?v=c9XahWYSbfY
usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/29/minnesota-homeowner-kills-teens/8480047/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

youtube.com/watch?v=LJDF5-GTCZ4

...

how do l literally become ryan gosling?

youtube.com/watch?v=grmWZBIsaL8

time for my morning poo

love the so called Chinese model

love chinese models me

...

70's music is better than 80's music
be handsome

This image is just the same Deano in 5 parts of his life

what exactly 'did' the black eyed peas get started in here?

>a non-violent crime like home robbery
Hahaha, what? Someone breaks into your house and you'll try to resolve the situation peacefully?

>take what you want just please don't hurt me
>okay you can fuck me but please don't stab me
>okay you're stabbing me
>ow
>probably should've done something before you tied me up haha

It’s afternoon you mong.

>Deano
>Soyboy
>Numale
>Fedora tippers
>Autists
>Normies

They all get a lot of bad flack but at least they aren't Rasheed.

...

>70's music

Going to watch the man kick ball later

just spunked in my fleshlight

...

I think they have the biggest UFC presence of the East Asian nations currently.
>Dong Hyun Kim, aka "The Stun Gun"
>Chan Sung Jung, aka "The Korean Zombie"
>Dong Hyun Kim, aka "The Maestro"
>Doo Ho Choi, aka "The Korean Superboy"
>Kyung Ho Kang, aka "Mr Perfect"
>Hyun Gyu Lim, aka "The Ace"
>Kwan Ho Kwak, aka "Handsome"

Now the UK is dictating terms to the EU in the brexit process over security. What did these mongs expect? If they want to hold us hostage in economic prosperity then we'll do the same on security.

I am 100% convinced will.i.am is gay

just ate an entire tesco cheesecake

At least deano and rorke get laid unlike the autists on here.

just played world of warcraft for 8 hours

are you gonna take responsibility

Greater London

honestly prefer Rasheeds to numales and soyboys

an invader isn't as scum as a traitor

>mongs who drag an argument into a new thread

just spunked in my flashlight

BIG fan of bagels, lads. Reckon it's coz they're boiled, gives it that special texture. Deli just opened up near my place, might go broke at the rate I'm going there.

>rorke
>gets laid

hahahahahaha

are you overweight?

don't rate bagels

Are fleshlights realistic? Or is it just plastic shit that rips on your bell end?

doesn't change the fact that this is my morning poopoo

Don't really have an opinion on bagels

>every new thread hits the reset button on all discussion
shitposter detected

FOY

just carpet bomb the entirety of mainland europe l say

all australians should be killed

you're either with bagels or against bagels, no in between

don't know I've only ever shagged women

youtube.com/watch?v=c9XahWYSbfY

i'm rorke and so is my gf.
most of the country is outside of london.

the gf wanted to bomb all the pakis after the Manchester attack

despise clare balding

Not sure if female rorkes can exist

>hehe...stupid bridin : DDD we dictate the terms in this process!

>w-what do you mean a security treaty by 2019? HOW DARE YOU HOLD US HOSTAGE

Villa must win lads, on a massive streak as it is

This, absolutely ghastly hag

just been stabbed in lewisham

Vsauce and H3H3 Discuss Futurism

im in-between bagels

my point is that breakins don't occur in this violent atmosphere where you know what's going on, mostly it's just fuckwits who try to grab shit when you're sleeping and if you spot them they'll run like hell
people invading to rape/ murder you for no reason are psychotic, rare and will just as easily do that to randos walking the street late at night or in any other setting

the (former) gf was actually at the concert when the attack happened
hasn't made me any less of a Rorke

America is like a Gmod server with 350 million players

they do. there's lots of them. most of them raised int he country.

why does this ice skating woman keep falling over lol

>villa fan in hong kong
i'd take a point today desu lad

coverage is literally unwatchable with her presenting

Haha btfo

ice is quite slippy isn't it

Total pussy magnet this one

fuck off hayd

they absolutely do. Women are not "left-wing", they're "whatever is popular at the moment"-wing. Absolute status quo fundamentalists. When things are conservative, that's what they are. When things are liberal, that's what they are. But more importantly, when their boyfriend or husband has strong political views, she'll adopt many of those views too.

...

Reminder that if you're anti guns and anti self defense, especially when it comes to home invasions, you're anti God.

...

I would in normal circumstances but the form has been incredible of late

If grealish shows up again it could be great

proud to be anti-god and anti-guns

She's a smug now nothing

just feel like females need a different term
how about slorkes?

...

you appear to be confusing rorke (an english person with conservative right wing views) with residents of kekistan (american high school students who pretend they are from a made up place online to troll other high school students)

there's a marked difference between the two if you look closely enough.

in the know this one

The female voter base are the reason why we have mass immigration and those awful policies liek hate speech laws and internet censorship. They're very different from the normal population.

not a fan of the racism lads.

>High house prices and a shortage of rental properties in Bristol have forced teenager Tom Bates to make a big lifestyle choice. He bought a van to live in even though he can't yet drive.

ah yes, conservative britain

Massive choker, should have comfortably been fighting for gold

What's your bible?
For me it's Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

grealish is a doubt lad and fulham have won 5 on the bounce at home
are you hayd? why are you in hong kong?

oh god the permavirgins are espousing about their imaginary girlfriends again

There isnt

does the normal population not include females?
females account for 50% of the population you know

In that case I've not met a single rorke that wasn't a massive gimp

going to get my mullet done tomorrow

brown person

soyboy leftycuck

>espousing
*spouting
stupid autocorrect

rorkes on /brit/ don't look like that, we're not on /r/the_donald lad

Most British rorkes look like this

>but if it's daylight it's wrong long
it's arbitrary shit like this that's the issue, and it'll always be an issue when you're dealing with murder
usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/04/29/minnesota-homeowner-kills-teens/8480047/
this is a case where a guy killed two teens invading his house and went to jail for premeditated murder. two kids died and another went to jail thinking he was doing the right thing just because >muh guns

I'm back lads

why this one?

have never seen lord of the rings

how many rorkes have you met

No. All females are mentally ill people. It doesnt matter how numerous they are, they're still ill.

>rorkes think this
jej

here is your standard rorke.

>you're a young guy and you're not bad looking user, why don't you have a gf?