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Groundhog day edition

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the blacks

Avanti!

just realised yanks pronounce luxury with a g

im like a fucking wasp on a hospital wall stinging the fuck out of everything i come across in the hall

Almost 30 and never experienced any love, intimacy or affection in my entire life. Is it any wonder I go about my day with gut wrenching despair.

sometimes I see a pic of Cara that looks really peng and sometimes I see a pic of Cara that looks really grim
but most of the time she looks average

the italian rorkette

not a fan of racism. i treat everyone as an individual.

if you took the average weight of a bunch of stones and then tried to find a stone at that weight you might never find it. every individual is an individual case and an exception to the rule..

I've seen well dressed city-boys in the middle of london harassing chinese female students. I've seen incredible acts of kindness from homeless alcoholics.

On an individual to individual basis everyone deserves a fair go.

Very telling that when you tell a simple story about an discussion about pakis between two intelligent and handsome people, others think you are joking. No sweaty, we just don't live in a city.

l want you to leave

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luck-zur-ee

Isn't she that German commie girl though?

dave

>an discussion

>intelligent people
>outside of cities

haha.

racism is completely natural

The older I get the more I see that STIs are God's futile attempt at punishing us.

What's the racist version for ethnicities, lad?

Went to my local earlier, you have to be at least an 8/10 to get in. PJW was playing on the telly and there wasn't a single brown or black person in site. We all had a thrilling conversation about how we need to have another crusade (and soon) over a delightful local brewer pint.

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la tortilla de patata...

touching willy

Don't understand your question

one of the most homosexual posts i've ever read on here

nah
tribalism is completely natural

dave

Going to the local pub with my girlfriend (yes I have a girlfriend, I am exceedingly attractive) to discuss pakis

youtu.be/nugYhvX7WYk

bit mad that there are 1.5 million syrian refugees in both jordan and in lebanon

Thank you for your recent application. Unfortunately on this occasion you have not been successful.

dave

Hmmm, let me rephrase that, lad. Racism is for races, what is it for ethnicities? Ethnicism?

Rasheed I understand you are angry but please refrain from spamming.

Crazy that nobody has broken Eastern European Women's Olympic shotput and discus throw records.

I am new to /brit/
who is this 'dave'?
can you pls explain?

I don't live in the city either and I have been in many pubs and never seen what you've described.

Not gay to be honest, not even a fan of them.

that said i'll give them a fair go on an individual basis.

There was a spider on my wank towel

a very antagonistic user

dave is anyone who disagrees with one severely OCD poster

got sticky feet lads

>when I spot a vulnerable runt in the ALDI car park

dave

I've come to realize after reading some Japanese books from the 80's and 90's that the Japanese were obsessed with French culture
In fact, it seems to be the only culture they viewed as equal to Japanese
Seems odd given their extensive contact with British culture, American New English culture, Dutch culture, and Portugese culture

>work 8hrs a day for 50 years
>die
>can't take the money with you

thx for the explanation lads

will my mum still be my mum in heaven

should've shot you de su

>in the smoking area of a night club
>faint sound of techno coming from inside the club
>see a girl lighting up a fag
>here's my chance
>sit down besides her
>she's a bit sweaty, looks like she's on mandy
>'hey, how about those pakis'
>'whaaa?'
>'yeah those pakis ruining our commnuities'
>'packets?'
>'no pakis'

creasing at the very image

watching chili con carne recipes on youtube and getting annoyed at them because they're all shit

people don't cook their spices properly
people just dump stuff in cold oil
some mad cunts aren't browning their meat properly
some lunatics aren't letting the tomato product cook before dumping everything into the pan
some wankstains aren't using kidney/pinto beans

and then there's marco pierre white using a knorr rich beef stock pot

I said troglodyte the other day, but im not Dave
love this though

t-totally worth it lads

>after reading some Japanese books from the 80's and 90's

i'm dave and i don't use the word troglodyte

I don't deserve this abuse

struggling to find a recipe that uses worcestershire sauce
fucking yanks

any tsk tsk tsk man in

SLOVENIA MENTIONED

fucking hell /brit/ is autistic today
can we talk about something that underages/sadcases wont understand

aight, seems we got muddled up haha

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dave

SLOWvenia

Like Krusty the Clown from The Simpsons
taking a pinpoint plunge
from a mile-high divingboard thin as a skelf
into a dramful of water

out here in front of a tiny audience
of halfhearted seals applauding.

Love repeating rorke's bizarre fantasies verbatim and watching him get annoyed

why chili con carne?

dave

example

doing a poo
doing a poo
making that poo with the billabong crew!

>Sees a post making fun of an abhorrant and nonsense statement I made
>Frantically pulls keyboard closer and pounds 'd' 'a' 'v' 'e' into the comment field
>Runs of to the pub to discuss how much I hate brown people with tourists over a pint

dave

>in the smoking area of a night club
>faint sound of techno coming from inside the club
>see a girl lighting up a fag
>here's my chance
>sit down besides her
>she's a bit sweaty, looks like she's on mandy
>'hey, how about those rorkes'
>'whaaa?'
>'yeah those rorkes ruining brit'
>'brit?'
>'no rorkes'

creasing at the very image

rorke lives rent free in your head

Worcestershire sauce has no genuine uses outside of cheese on toast, it's a meme. People say they use it in stews/sauces as a flavour enhancer but it's probably the most useless one imaginable; a pinch of salt would do better than two tablespoons of Worcestershire.

*yawn*
no original gimmicks today
I might have to come back later

>click on a vegetarian chili recipe
>they're using quorn mince
gargh

I like to watch videos of idiots doing something they suck at so that I can get annoyed and channel my energy into doing a better job than them out of pure anger

anime

so is dave rorke or leftypol? no don't answer that, i don't care.

shannot even be getting that 2bh.
they're going to scrap it by the time we're old lad.

why are leftymongs so annoyed at pubs? Every insult to conservative people always involves pubs

>lol cuz jim down da pub said brexit is good!
>talking about pakis with strangers in a pub!
>i bet you go to weatherspoons lol!

women are able to rationalise anything they do no matter how evil or selfish it is

and they were roommates

Old Strevline, thou stand'st beauteous on the height,
Amid thy peaceful vales of every dye,
Amid bewildered waves of silvery light
That maze the mind and toil the raptured eye;
Thy distant mountains spiring to the sky,
Seem blended with the mansions of the blest;
How proudly rise their gilded points on high
Above the morning cloud and man's behest!
Like thrones of angels hung upon the welkin's breast.

For these I love thee! but I love thee more
For the gray relics of thy martial towers,
Thy mouldering palaces and ramparts hoar,
Throned on the granite pile that grimly lours,
Memorial of the times, when hostile powers
So often proved thy stedfast patriot worth.
May every honour wait thy future hours,
And glad the children of thy kindred Forth!
I love thy very name, old bulwark of the North!

I bet you think paprika is useless too

the daveposter is a rorke. that much is clear. dave isn't a real person though.

mix worcestershire with ground beef and onions when I make hamburger patties

its shit isnt it

t. dave

They despise everything about working class culture while pretending they stand for the masses

pubs are the soul of britain, sanctuaries of brotherhood for the working man
now you know why they hate it

>mention talking about pakis down the pub
>wtf why are people talking about people talking about pakis down the pub????
imagine having a brain this small and impotent

will britain even exist in the year 2060?
wouldn't it be replaced to a caliphate?

love pubs
hate politics

it aint rocket science.

dave is the israeli poster

what anime should i watch

Poem
O, love, love, love!
Love is like a dizziness;
It winna let a puir body
Gang about his biziness!

no it's Benjamin Disraeli
not Dave Israel