>Go to Paris as you do.
>Find this small comfy Café just a short while in the outskirts of the city, a river cuts next to the window, where fishing boats come and go.
>They sell Escargot's (snails) cooked in Garlic Butter.
>This is somehow appetizing to me.
>I order a small batch of them.
>They are delicious
>Why are they so delicious
>"Ils sont bons?"
>"Oui, mon ami."
What did you do to me.
get a toast sandwich in you right now or the transformation will begin
>mon ami
Why would you say that
its nice
No one say that
It sounds stupid and weird, even by itself, "mon ami" is weird
That makes you sounds like a dumb foreigner
Ami is friend but more personal, you don't call someone you don't know a close friend. Don't know if you say "yes, my friend" in english but here it sounds dumb as fuck and you should stop
>dumb foreigner
hello
Also snails are disgusting wtf is wrong with you op
delet this
Only bourguignons and saintongeais like snails and you're a faggot just like them
Ahah you fell into our trap. Everyone there know we don't actually eat these but only sell them to tourists!
You have to get the garlic out of your system before it's too late.
Start by taking a bath while listening to Mosley speeches in the background.
The eat nothing but underspiced roasted meat for a week.
Unironically this
my 61 yo dad is the only person alive in my family who has ever tasted snails lmao he fell for it
Your dad is the only one who isn't missing out
*dabs on your snails*
Snails are great. Don't know what you're complaining about.
It is cute when a foreigner does that.
wtf I hate britain now
enjoy your stomach parasites
what does ils sont bons and mon ami mean?
my guess is:
>is it good?
>yes my friend
Merci, mon ami
You guessed right
...
What's going on with that snail?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The worst part in this is that the larvae try to be as noticeable as they can so they get eaten by birds and reach their final evolution form...
merci beaucoup, mon ami
Villmols merci, mon pote