Tfw I'm a Norway-boo

>tfw I'm a Norway-boo
>tfw if people find that out in real life they automatically assume I have Norwegian heritage
Why can't I just like a country for the sake of liking a country?

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of all countries why Norway?

please never visit

Same

The vikings sould've conquered the americas when they could brother

Ignore this faggot.
Visit, leave your money, then go back.

why is the star part of the flag in the middle

Fuck off, we're full.

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awful post

I am coming to norway :)

based

Norway>Iceland+Faroes(Rightful Norweigan land)>Denmark>Finland>Baltics>Holstein>Sweden
FACT

holstein is neither a country nor nordic

bra brev

It is rightfully Danish and I needed a gap for sw*Den

iktf

I'm a Portuboo and people assume I'm Portuguese-American even though I don't look PT at all.

Most of us like you too. Just not on Sup Forums.

Take heed. The canadian norwayboo who actually moved here hated it because he realized movie wouldn't fix his problems and spent days bitching in our general before he killed himself.
In short, don't fucking come here nigger.

danes are not allowed to enter Norway by law

Can I come to Norway? I can be your gf.

If you're a conservative gun loving alex jones supporter then stop loving us right away, like seriously. We have nothing in common with those values.

There are enough stories about those kind of conservative burgers who have got in trouble in Norway because they thought we shared any of those values.

Because why not
I already have
You can't stop me
I'm not anything like that

the rural folks love that kind of american culture tho

Du you have raggare as well?

>heed
uh, cringe much?

yep, rånere

You better watch your mouth before I kiss you, with tounge.

What is there to like about Norway?

Do you even need tourist shekel?

>rånere
>i Sverige kalles rånere for "blöjraggare" ("bleieraggere") som en nedsettende betegnelse på de som ikke er "sanne" raggare

I'm warning you. Moving here won't make you happy.
If you're dead set on doing it I can't stop you, but I think you're making a mistake.

What would even be so bad about it? If you're assuming I'm a typical loud overly-social American who is obsessed with muh freedoms you couldn't be more wrong

I think that there's some part of your life your unhappy with and you believe moving to Norway will fix it.
I've seen it happen before and it never works.

yes the norwegian rural folks love that way of american living but norwegian law forbids them to live that way.

I watched a vid about a american conservative in Norway and it is was so embarrasing to look at that I don't want to share it. Like where in the fuck did any burger conservative receive that idea that Norway like anything about what alex jones stands for in the first place!?!

They're white. That's about it

What possibilities do you have in Norway? Do you have a job there? Do you know anybody there? Do you know the language? Are you prepared to adapt to the social norms and cultural differences compared to the US, which are big no matter what you have heard. Seems to me that you will end being very lonely in a country you really don't have anything to do with.

>I watched a vid about a american conservative in Norway and it is was so embarrasing to look at that I don't want to share it
Pls share it

this is the epitome of pure norwegian culture
thoughts?

>Pls share it

We have seen these kind of things so many times before. I really feel sorry for these type of people because they didn't know better.

It's about time now that Norway\s government makes a world wide public announcement that this country has laws that has to be followed.
>be Norway
>home schooling is illegal
>be conservative burger
>think Norway allowes home schooling
>police arrives
>gets panic and starts screaming

youtube.com/watch?v=j_FPiKtHLoU

>first 10 seconds
>BURNEVURNET IS STEALING MY CHILD

vad i helvete

Holy fuck.

>What possibilities do you have in Norway? Do you have a job there?
No but my goal is to find a job before moving there
>Do you know anybody there?
No, but I don't exactly have any close connections here in the US either
>Do you know the language?
I'm not fluent but I know quite a bit, and am still learning. It's a pretty easy language for English speakers
>Are you prepared to adapt to the social norms and cultural differences compared to the US, which are big no matter what you have heard
Obviously, why else would I want to move there?

I've spent years thinking about moving there, it's not just some casual decision I would make without having thought it through completely

Do you have some sort of higher education degree btw?

homeschooling is legal but it has to be of a certain quality, which the sharter in the video clearly hasn't upheld

I have two Bachelor's degrees, but I plan on going further eventually

>be conservative burger
It says right in the description that they're Canadian

>I have two Bachelor's degrees
In what?

>be conservative leaf
wow so much is changed by this

there is no real difference

There is nothing I hate more than burgers coming to Europe. They're even worse than the Sl*vs and the Muslims. There are 60K burgers in Sweden. More than there are Somalis.

And then you have Norwegians doing retarded burger shit
>declare your house and property your own state
>give back your norwegian citizenship
>stop paying the debt on the house
>police and bank throw you out
>bank sell your house to someone else
youtube.com/watch?v=M0FV4HdlPwU

Two of my favourite footballers were from Norway when I was a kid, I believe Iversen is still a pundit or some shit like that

>the butthurt Amerisharts in the comments

Geology and general Biology

lol

We have weirdos from everywhere coming to Norway
>be germans
>thinks that beating up your own children in Norway is ok
>police arrives
>germans jumps in the car and drives away
>american style car chase,
>longest car chase in Norway's history, from Bergen to Oslo
>germans finally arrested

>tfw chilling in your Ascona at Esso on a Friday night.
>just you, your girl and some friends.
>someone brought shitty expensive beer and the newest Vassendgutane CD.
>someone goes and gets Hot Dogs and cola from the gas station.
>and you all just chill out and let the night pass.

Fuck I miss that feel so hard. XY Manger representing. Every friday we used to get together with some girls from the nearby FHS and drink beer near Nesvatnet.

2005-2008 was the best time of my life.

Any video of the car chase?

We had some Italian politician hit his kid here and he got arrested and fined.

svd.se/italienare-falld-for-slag-mot-barn

Germana also steal a shit tone of moose signs, hunt without permission and camp in people backyards because they think allemansrätten means they can literally do anything.

You're both identical.

>hunt without permission
same here, but with danes instead

You mean Albin?

proof?

look at his soulless, danish eyes. that is the gaze of a madman

I don't know what you're talking about.

>Any video of the car chase?
no

Germans here tend to do weird things
>be german couple living in Norway
>german wife gets in touch with norwegian cocks
>german husbands gets angry
>german husband kills wife and dumps her in the ocean
>german husband tells the news that his wife probably moved back to Germany and that he miss her and hope she comes back soon

THE ETERNAL DANE WILL PAY
WE HAVE NOT FORGOTTEN

>be Dane
>go to Norway
>shot a cultural icon
>just smiles and acts proud about it
>makes Norwegians eternally assmad

Literally a fucking MADMAN tbqh. It's sad but fucking hilarious at the same time.

we will kill every wh*te moose in scandinavia and you cannot stop us

ofc a swede enjoys the fact that something white got killed

>american intellectuals

If you go to a country and get mad when you get in trouble for doing something you shouldn't it's very clearly your fault. Like this kraut fucker youtu.be/Yl3-SfOprao

According to everyone who moves here from other countries and break the law, it's always Norway's fault then.

Have you considered those people aren't very smart

>swede
>perfers muhammed to john mutt Ramirez
pottery

I like Slovenia, and I have a Slovenian grandmother. Of course I was exposed to pictures of Slovenia and bits of Slovenian culture through her, but it's not my identity. I like the country for what it is, and I consider myself 100% American.
Am I heritagefagging?