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What cause the earthquake, and how can we prevent future earthquakes?
I dont like prawns but...
me either
baaarbp
>gf always talking about how she loves my long hair
>its been cut off by a gook
JUST
anime
need an ASMR with eddie mair, mark mardell and martha kearney
Ban knives
Would like to insert my bollocks in the gap between two tectonic plates during an earthquake
nightmare when you get a message on facebook that you don't want to read or respond to so you have to stay inactive on facebook for the rest of the day
anyone heard anything from cheadle since the earthquake?
GOTT STRAFE WALES
more immigrants
a more diverse society will be more prepared to deal with an earthquake
would absolutely obliterate that sandwich right now
please dont post food i havent eaten since friday
me neither
there is no gap you brainless rodent
the two plates wedge together then when they finally slip apart that is the earthquake
t. took a geography class aged 12
Depends
Where was it at?
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question:
why is it when you order fish and chip from pub they always give you insufficient tartare sauce
they give you like a drop that is meant to be portioned over a massive fillet of fish
baffling post
NO ERA PENAL
They should contact me for comment because i felt it in kent
>Dyfed Powys Police force said it had received "an extremely high volume" of calls relating to tremors.
What the fuck is wrong with people that they are so sheltered and pathetic that they need to en masse call the police because they felt some shaking? What the fuck do they expect the police to do about tectonic plates?
British people are so pathetic
bokkles?
>buildings evacuated
fucking ridiculous that this has happened at the weekend and not during designated toil time
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they're exactly the way the state wants them to be. completely reliant on the government for everything
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felt in middlesbrough x
Who on /Brit/ actually thinks black people are ok? Be honest.
alri?
>there’s no gap
Technically wrong, there’s bound to be a bollocked sized gap somewhere along a fault line that is tens of miles long
hate women
know I shouldn't but I do
>Bryan Jones, 72, of Treochy, Rhondda Cynon Taff, said: "It was like a tremor but it was quite frightening for my granddaughter - she swore a little bit and my wife got up asking 'What was that?'"
'The walls cracked'
>Vera Sanderberg, from Croyde in north Devon, said she felt her 10 bedroom house shake.
>"The neighbour's horses bolted," she said.
In Cheltenham, Paul Samway said it felt like "a washing machine breaking down".
KENT MENTIONED
I've honestly never been to an establishment where they serve adequate volumes of tartare/ketchup with fish and chips. You can only go all out at home with your own supply.
is she the new host of Ancient Aliens?
in London and didn't feel a thing
Did you feel it on USGS website
Jeremy Corbyn Silent On Swansea Quake
old people you dumb twat
felt it in cardiff x
funny how every yank on Sup Forums is "mostly german/anglo/nordic heritage" and blonde haired and blue eyed
el goblino...
there is literally nothing wrong with upper + middle class black people
all of the things that racists talk about when they say they hate black people is just because they REALLY hate poor people and most blacks are working-class
Couldn't tell you if it was an earthquake or if I'm still reeling from the absolute seeing to my bf gave me earlier, fuck
why don't they serve enoguh though?
i go to chippy and bring it home and use my own tartare sauce. but in pubs they always give you such a small dollop that means you can't possibly spread it over the whole fillet.
why are british conservative slags much better than any fox news yank slags?
julia hartley-brewer and isabel oakeshott knock megyn kelly and tomi lahren out of the park
>Sanderberg
>10 bedroom
ahhh yes
the top end of a sheep's rectum, that is
wow
what a prick
I'm never gonna poo again
>teehee im bent btw :v
slept through the fucking quake and im in south wales haha
same pathology that makes everyone on /brit/ have a 7 inch+ willy
Woah, I think I've just been redpilled!
should i get this haircut lads
my hair stylist says i have a nicely shaped head and thick hair
i hope you'll choke on that sandwich and die
I’m below the poverty line and I hate wogs my dad was a skinhead also back when that meant something.
get your eyes checked you absolute faggot
honestly dont fucking care
based
dunno, condiments are probably quite costly when you consider running a pub
who even cares mate
certainly not me
Earthquake probably improved the look of things down there in south wales hahahaha x
bit harsh
>faggot
fuck off yank
>Theresa May is facing fierce questioning from opposition leader Jeremy Corbyn about the lack of funding to the NHS causing the Swansea Earthquake
good post
I am gzorpzorpfield. I don't give a fuck may8
*holds your hand and kisses your neck*
i care
went to see this "black panther" in cinema. love wildlife. sit at back with a carling and lunchbox the missus packed me. 30 mins in. no wildlife shown. fuming. in a blind rage i lob a banana at the big screen. all of a sudden im getting escorted out for being "racist" pc gone mad
are you kiding it made it look tilt shifted like a little toy town
This came just after UK government announce that they gonna start to deport 2500 Zimbabwe nationals who live in UK illegally. Maybe God is angry,who knows?
what a shit fucking thread
dont care about any of these posts and i reckon you should all fuck off
ok? congratulations on being a runt?
tomi lahren is a babe
julia hartley is a strange looking cunt
My black mate unironically just posted “Wakanda forever” and then a black power emoji after seeing black panther wish I was memeing
do it again Bomber Harris
to me its a disincentive to buying fish and chips then. whats the point of eating it if you can't have tartare?
Got called a racist at uni today lads
Earthquakes happen when Krishna plays his shankh
Swansea Earthquake To Appear In Court On Charges Of Obscenity And Rattling
*punches you full in the face*
wakanda is just the black people's Hogwarts or Middle-Earth or Westeros
have a laugh
see how he responds
heh
stop replying to me
You are.
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ok ranjeet
fish and chips + mushy peas + lemon juice + tartare = GOAT
do not want to hear anything from vinegar runts, ketchup runts, and especially not from curry sauce or gravy runts, fucking wronguns
Not a trumped-up charge I believe
I've lurked for an hour now but I don't read posts.
Did anyone see my post? I thought it was quite funny
Just making sure you all saw it. Maybe the thread moved too fast. It's right here
will be skipping dinner today in order to take a willy up the jacksie
dont care
arabs are white and based
but white people know that those are complete fantasy
See what these stupid films do to low iq