>"If you're playing the movie on a telephone, you will never in a trillion years experience the film, you'll think you have experienced it but you'll be cheated. It's such a sadness that you think you've seen the film on your fucking telephone. Get real."
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Was he right?
>dude it's like really bad I can't provide an argument but like REALLY bad just trust me
Classic Lynch
that's a pretty poor way to market iphones desu
He should talk to NWR about this
He's obviously talking to regular phone addicts, why do you think the video is 30 seconds long? Otherwise, they'd tune out. There's no room for thought in people who watch movies on their phones, all they can handle is a small packet of information telling them how retarded they are
Some people can't afford to watch every movie at an IMAX.
cheated how? It's just a smaller screen
They could afford yet another iphone, couldn't they?
>dude it's supposed to be shitty and ineffective he's like real genius just let me explain the effect it's supposed to have just trust me
Classic Lynch fan
Keep in mind that this is from somewhere around 2006-2007.
Daily reminder that people who argue with their own greentext are schizos.
Why does lynch sound like a pussy, always thought he had a deep voice
This.
Its possible due to your surrounding, you may not be able to focus entirely on it since a movie on a mobile could be anywhere, but with headphones and at home I wouldn't miss much. Hardly any director composes images in such a way that significant details would be missed if the image Ia made smaller.
TL;DR
You may not be able to appreciate a painting the same if it shrinks, but that depends on the artist more than anything.
What if I use a really good rip, like a YIFY.
Dear internet friend, David here. Can you tell me what phone are you using?
I dunno. I just fixed a disabled iPhone and the damn thing really grew on me. They are so much more sophisticated than androids.
How so?
doctor...I think it's a severe case of gettin LYNCHED
lmao
some chinkphone
Was this directed at Refn?
>You may not be able to appreciate a painting the same if it shrinks, but that depends on the artist more than anything.
I'm pretty sure Van Gogh stamps aren't meant to be hung on your wall, though some fruitcake would not doubt try.
Why do people insist on watching movies on their phones? Pretty much all of us have personal computers or laptops where we can watch it in much better quality.
Do these people really don't care about the things they spend their time on? They can't wait to properly enjoy the movie, they HAVE to watch it on the bus home or waiting for the doctor? Where is everyone rushing, fast & compact, compact & fast, just sucking in data and becoming the very same machines we supposedly control
They'r absolute garbage compared to androids.
>ridiculously small screens
>locked out of all in depth settings
>literal spyware preinstalled
>a "new" one comes out every 3-4 months
Only retards by iphones.
I am not familiar with these phones. I hope one day you have the chance to see my work on the big screen.
All the best,
David.
What did Refn say?
I don't know bro. The syncing and security shit really bugged me, because I'm a thief and phone flipper. iPhones were always these mysterious and infuriating things because they are a nightmare to factory restore without the cops crawling up your ass.
But now that I'm on the other side, I see that the security and quality of the package as a whole it pretty neat. I'd watch a movie on an iPhone over some shit box android anytime.
>watching films on a computer
That's very deep user, can I repost it to my facebook feed?
>only retards by iPhones
>by iPhones
>by
because like you said, everyones doing it, people want to be up to speed on cutting edge media so they have something to talk about with their wives/gfs/friends later. do you actually want to chat with crazy people on the bus or do you want to catch up with a tv show? its an easy choice.
You can't see shit on a phone screen
He only watch movies on his phone
Only if you credit me.
oh dearie me, a typo.
Lmao what a loser, he forgot to put in a u
Great way to lose any depth of critical and deeper thinking and just go for really unhuman amounts of quantity with barely any recollection or understanding (except for very few lucky individuals)
Yes. He is. Screen size does make a difference and that of a phone is insufficient for any movie that has any emphasis whatsoever on visuals.
even as a typo it kinda makes sense in an abstract sort of way
When a condescending faggot talks down to somebody. Especially when insulting brain function, they better know how to fucking spell a three letter word.
You do know that typos are not about whether or not you know how to spell a certain word?
>people in this topic actually arguing FOR watching movies on your phone
Sup Forums is dead, bury it
Lynch was always a fucking hack and recently he's gone full senile. Ignore anything he says.
Just accept that buying an iphone is the equivalent of a fashion statement.
People that like the technicalities of a phone, that prefer function over style, will always go for an android.
Retards, on the other hand, have their parents purchase a new (the same) phone every 4 months just because all their friends also have it.
my friends android bricked spontaneously, fuck off
This guy's first mistake is thinking that I "experience" movies when in reality I consume movies. They are disposable entertainment whether they are a billion dollar capeshit or the most pretentious arthouse. All I care about is being entertained for two hours and watching it on a big screen is a nice bonus but ultimately I'll be entertained even if I watch it on my S7. And then I'll immediately move on to the next movie and never give a shit about the old one again.
>i have this one cherrypicked example of why android is shit
Way more people use androids than iphones, why do you think that is?
why do you even bother watching them then? why don't you just read the plot synopsis and call it a day?
>watching a movie on your phone
do people actually do this? i am a millennial phone addict but i have never even considered doing this. movies for the movie theatre, ok? tv, laptop in desperate situations. but phone? who would do this to themselves?
I understand that whatever piece of technology you used is not being operated properly by the guy calling others retards.
The real question here is that would people be as accepting towards Lynch's """unique directing style""" as they are now had he not been a chad with 10/10 facial aesthetics and hair.
if you were typing this on an iphone you wouldn't have these spelling errors
enjoy your cricket wireless plan though
Like I said I'm a phone thief and I restore and sell them. I'm not buying a new one 4 times a year, nor is it complementing my outfit.
Droids are fantastic don't get me wrong. I just found a new respect for an iPhone. So don't rope me into your console war bullshit.
I have 25 gigabyte pr month 4g network, costs me fuck all.
>I just found a new respect for an iPhone
It's trash marketed at teens as a fashion statement.
Half of these fucks probably haven't even seen Sup Forums on anything other than a little phone screen.
That's great. Maybe I will sell it to a teen after I learn the ins and outs of it. The marketing has no bearing on what I choose to buy anyway.
It's actually quite educational for me to operate an iPhone since I have never used one before.
I'm sure you really appreciate them while they're passing the time while you take a shit.
>ridiculously small screens
5.5 inches is smalls?
>locked out of all in depth settings
mostly right but you can jailbreak just like you can root androids
>literal spyware preinstalled
lol wut
>a "new" one comes out every 3-4 months
every 12 months retard
Have fun only being able to install two major software updates over the life of your phone faggot
A FUCKING LEAF
spoken like a true pleb
Old phone used only for texting and calling master race, reporting in. Enjoy your little mind rotting gadgets and don't forget to consume!
The phone is already perfect, not having to have to download constant updates is fine by me.
>need to break the phone in order to use it properly
iphone retards, everyone.
>never saw original Twin Peaks or new TP. only saw Fire Walks With Me
>usually skip TP threads except for a few times when the new series was starting
>last night, I dreamt about DOUGIE
>I have no idea what/who that character is and I dreamt about him!
>I NEVER dream about tv or movies
What did my brain mean by this?
What happened in your dream more specifically?
>implying you can't use it properly without jailbreaking it
Yeah fuck having new features. Android 1.0 was perfect
He just showed up out of nowhere (I was in a little patch of wood near my hs that I used to go to as a teen) and acted like a simple minded sympathetic background figure. That's all.
Oh, and there was a big white worm (maybe 5 inches long) on the ground and a dog howling in the distance. Weird.
you're about to get BLACK LODGE'D user
To hear howling in your dream refers to loneliness or solitude
To see a worm in your dream represents a very low opinion of yourself
To dream that you are in or walking through the forest signifies that you want to escape to a simpler way of life. You are feeling weighed down by the demands of your life.
White refers to a clean, blank slate
To see a mentally challenged person in your dream suggests that someone around you is feeling ignored or overlooked. Perhaps you have failed to listen to what they have to say and as a result are alienating them.
I don't know what that means.
How about those monstrosities from the Matrix? Talk about some god awful phones.
You are a lonely person who thinks he isn't worthy of love. You dream of getting away from your life and starting fresh, but you don't realize that someone you see everyday wants to become your friend/lover.
Another
>dude format lmao
>by the way I filmed Inland Empire in garbage video format lol
Why do millennial snowflakes insist on sharing their dreams on Sup Forums? Didn't anyone tell them it's bad form and etiquette? Not to mention it's boring as fuck to the listener and reeks of narcissism.
I feel lonely, have an extremely low opinion of myself and want to live a simple as fuck life and I never experienced any of those points in my dreams. And I have vivid dreams basically every night.
I watched a movie on my phone once. It was an unpleasant experience. I also dropped my phone and chipped the casing. Fucking headphone cord got in the way.
I bet in a trillion years they'll have the option of owning really big telephones.
>talk back
Some iPhones are shooting 4K and are miles better than IE's shitbox potato cams.
I thought is was on point, since TP (at least the movie) had dreams as a major plot point.
Sor-ry. Didn't mean to trigger you.
Why do you need a bogeyman to explain everything you can't comprehend about the world?
It's not a trigger or bogeyman. It's just bad parenting or lack there of.
Eat a dick user, thats basically a nokia 3210, one of the greatest cell phones ever. Those fucking things could survive a shotgun blast and still make a crystal clear phone call.
If 5.5 inches wasn't small, your girlfriend wouldn't be fucking Tyrone behind your back.
To say on an anonymous image board that they saw something in a dream? Are you nuts
Because that's not how you TRULLY feel DEEP DOWN.
Tell me one of your dream, user.
Seeing as the closest thing to a shotgun blast is your fat 400lb ass sitting in it I'll take your word for it.
>watching movies on a fucking laptop
You're not any better, stop being condescending
I CALL SHOTGUN!!!
I'm just from a different time I guess. Discussing baby's bad "dweam" with mommy over tea wasn't part of my upbringing.
Watching a movie on a laptop is literally better than watching it on the phone
I guess discussing abstract ideas, in general, wasn't part of your upbringing either?
>it's an user must angle his laptop at exactly the right angle to be able to see his movie clearly on his cheap LCD srceen and any small movement of his head will ruin the delicate balance of angle+light source and turn the movie into the modern equivalent of 90s locked channels on tv with their weird colors and wavy lines episode
Laptop to HDTV over HDMI is perfectly sufficient. Those huge gaming rigs or "forever alone boxes" as I like to call them are on their way out.
Yeah, along with boring people to tears with my inadequacy in dream form as well. Self diagnose on your own time Freud.
Thx yify
all time is my own time, buddy
You seem like a very bitter person.
I like it.
I think it's bathe grandma o'clock.
Leave us out of your sick fetishes. This is a SFW board and not your personal pornstache blog.
You moron, he openly stated he doesn't appreciate them. Films are way for him to kill time. So yeah while taking a shit and watching a movie on your phone makes sense.