"I'm so glad you guys decided to meet! This is my dad, user"

>"I'm so glad you guys decided to meet! This is my dad, user"

How do you proceed?

A-apple is better

install gentoo

I promptly begin to suck his dick.

try to make a good impression because his daughter is a white qt

>"I'm sorry, user, Fahir and I decided to get back together."

Dropped.

>Bill gates is only 62
What happened to his face

mashallah

I get to whatever business brought me to this meeting.

wat do threads are bad threads.

"Hello Mr. Gates, I'm user, it's nice to finally meet you."

Many people, especially fair skinned, have a genetic predisposition to develop age spots on areas of the body exposed to the sun. It's not harmful, it's just a discoloration that appears with age.

My gf's dad is a poacher. I'm not joking now, he likes to illegally hunt beasts of the forest.

He is aging gracefully, like Windows 7

What would you do you had Gates money lads?

"What are you doing in my room? Have you bring me a job offer?"

imma fug your daughter d00d, now gibsmedat money you fugging nerd :^)

Same things I do now, really.

Buy a legitimate copy of Windows

Buy a couple homes, cars, a few nice things like atv/snowmobile, put $1,000,000 into accounts for each child I anticipate having, set a couple million aside to live on, and donate the rest to charity, particularly cancer research and 3rd world development.

Why?

You should snitch him out to Putin.

I'd move to Petersburg and bought an apartment for my crush.

nice

Piracy is bad

So we meet at last.

*unsheaths katana with GPLv3 engraved on the blade*

give it back to the poor

*katana's blade is dull, but the handle cuts your hands, it's a bug, you have to reforge it real quick

My daughter has said a lot of good things about you, user. What do you do for a living?

I am an unemployed engineer. Please hire me.

masturbate to anime & shitpost on an international basket weaving forum

blood magic

travel the world, maybe try to become a writer or something, get different university degrees about shit that interests me just for the lolz, start a family, maybe work part-time if I'm really bored or actually start some research company for curing cancer or some other shit

I am an...artist

I'd build a self-sustaining complex where research can be done in clean fuel, food production, medical research, drone research and weapons research. To ensure the future of the Netherlands.

I'd make Microsoft Office and Microsoft Windows free for personal use and paid for businesses. To ensure its dominant market position. And create new products, such as competitors of Adobe products and games. And make the cloud solutions for websites and backups easier.

And I'd fund some Dutch right wing political parties.

And I'd probably try to get some irrigation and agricultural projects in Africa off the ground to create work in sub-saharan Africa. Start an agricultural imperium across the continent. Maybe start a McDonalds for fruit based dishes while we're at it.

Maybe release a deadly biological virus in the arab world. Oh wait.

>Maybe start a McDonalds for fruit based dishes while we're at it.
might as well just burn the money and save some time

Buy an entire village in Ukraine and become king
Then lead a Cossack rebellion that destroys Poland

Just wait until you see my fruit that never expires.

"This is john smith from Microsoft tech support, sir. Sir, your daughter has a whyrus in her pussy"

That's what they want you to think

i date your daughter

Because of you, I am unironically booting back to linux

Came back to windows because XAMPP run really slow and I need to play 1 game constantly, I am going to see what httpd.conf can do. BRB.

Piracy is haram. A developer lost sweat and blood fixing errors.

thisI'm quite content already.

suck on his toes cause he's daddy

>Russian

It's part of your history, dummy.

make a space exploration and rocket company
make my own game company to make the games I'd like to play with the standards I'd like
make my own movie studio to make the movies I want
set aside some money to fund all the artists, writers, and porn creators I like to make things I'd enjoy
invest in research to extend life and maintain youth
invest or make an AI company or AI research
invest in biotech and genetic engineering companies for a faster future to genetically modified catgirls
invest in body augmentation companies and machine tech for exoskeleton assist suits and gundams
invest in VR for better VR
get a chinese, french, italian, japanese and peruvian chef
make an airline just to bring back the concord for the hell of it
then buy an island to go fuck off on

that's about it

>whyrus

What a fucking Chad his soon is

p-programmer desu

son*

... I drive

nothing

why are people so mean?

Based

are they wrong?

They are jealous, obviously.

it's just good ole envy

*starts shouting about CIA*

HYDROCARBONATED

I buy Russian boypussy

Mechanic.

I'm a entrepreneur

>fluent in Arabic, English, French, and German.

>He studied Economics, Management at Stanford University in California, where he also rode on the equestrian team.

FUCK

Talk to him about software engineering tbqh. Ask him questions about AI etc. I'd get along well with someone like Bill Gates

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called “Linux”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use.
Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. All the so-called “Linux” distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux.

good to know you're also a stem autist

buy a comfy home thats modest in a nice comfy area of town and a better car. fall for the travel meme hard and invest the rest. probably donate to lots of causes as well like he does and to scientific projects i support.

install gentoo

You should join him
Must be fun go hunting with your boyfriend’s father
Selling rare animals and stuff

Take 100million and burn the rest, fuck charities that's just money laundering

Fuck a different person every single day. I will have them get checked for STD's a month before and make sure they have no sex for that month. I will pay each person 200,000$ for their month long abstinence and the sex. 200,000$ times 365 days times 60 years = only 4.38 billion United States Dollars. I might even tip the good ones a million $s just for the heck of it.

I might not enjoy each one. Hell, my dick might be sore as hell even if I always use a condom. But I will die happy knowing I fucked 21,900 women (and some men) in the their fucking ass!

donate 90% to charities since there's no fucking way I'll ever need that much money and then live off the 10%

what the fuck you lookin at old ass nigga

VERY good post

Hey! I have an student license for Windows and Office. Thank you sir!

what does he hunt

...

Cuck.

if he poaches T-I-G-E-R-S
rat him out to the authorites and make sure they'll punish him

jewishness creeping in

Use it for nefarious purposes, become an oligarch.

This

Choose some state thats relatively decent and cheap (like washington), buy up so much property that I'm the defacto mayor of the land, and invest so much into it that I turn it into the next megacity.
All of which belongs to me and my kin

Soon my offspring will balkanize the majority of the US.

Run for president

reeee

Philanthropy.
He's sacrificing his money and health to save Africans who don't deserve it.

Probably the same thing I'm doing now.
I'd (selfishly) try to donate as little as I need to. I would try to keep the money in the family for as many generations as possible.

you can literally do that right now surely, except the last one

They look cute together

1) pay secret agents to kidnap all members of the cast and crew of seinfeld, keep them locked up in dungeon
2) create a 100% authentic replica of Jerry's apartment along with all recurring settings of the show, including tom's restaurant, yankees office, etc.
3) live 24/7 in jerry's apartment, only go out to locations featured in the show
4) force jerry seinfeld to instruct me in how to impersonate him
5) invest in a collection of shirts, jeans and shoes like jerry wore on the show
6) force supporting cast of seinfeld to re-enact every episode of the show, except with me acting the part of jerry
7) film it all
8) release the cast and crew, threaten them not to tell or i leak the most gruesome sex tapes featuring them that my special effects crew would fabricate using cgi

Yes, he probably reminds her of her dad with his geeky way

>5) invest in a collection of shirts, jeans and shoes like jerry wore on the show
>6) be caught in less than a week

>8) release the cast and crew, threaten them not to tell or i leak the most gruesome sex tapes featuring them that my special effects crew would fabricate using cgi


... Why not just force them to fuck?

Buy a bunch of Japanese women for my love dungeon

t. mohammed

Who would think buying a bunch of shirts and jeans be suspicious, unless they found out I kidnapped the cast?
I guess I was just overcomplicating things there.
Yeah that's a better idea. Thank you for your advice.

Although part of me just wants to push the envelope on what technology can do in terms of creating believable imagery. Maybe I'd just do that for the fun of it.

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I'm a PHP Developer for a Medical Company.

I'm a performance artist