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>"“The crow,” Patchface cried when he saw Jon. “Under the sea the crows are white as snow, I know, I know, oh, oh, oh."

what the fuck is this

was it rape??

You just know.

Meme predictions

>dany keeps losing
>sudden "plot twist" she starts winning the big battle once she decides to show up herself with dragons
>green dragon dies due to balista
>at some later point (if they even decide to show WW this season) red dragon dies to WW, night king resurrects him
>dany is left with the BIG BLACK DRAGON which is her ultimate plot device to defeat cersei
>baelish dies this season
>theon dies this season
>euron dies this season ;_;7

Michelle is part of the Irish Hollywood ultra-elite, the pedophile sex ring types

>Dany loved drogo
>calls it rape now

???

"it's not rape if she falls in love with you"

according to the leaks this is like 90% accurate

Richard Madden is pizza?

Still wondering what happened to the Reach army which is allegedly the largest. And what happened to Dorne and Riverlands.
more like 50%

quads confirm my shit
i should get in touch with d&d and get a job

i thought they were bullshit

Does the plot of the series change at all without Margaery? I'm starting to think she was a pointless character.

The Tyrells only joined forces with Tywin against Stannis at the Blackwater because Margaery was betrothed to Joffrey.

Not sure what would have gone on in book or show had she not existed.

you'd probably do a better job than them

Reminder that Jon was meant to be a girl

THE QUEEN IN THE NORF

>characters death having impact on the show
the story is literally driven by whatever random shit the writers come up with
the chopping block is there only for entertainment and suspense

Which team wins in the end?

I really hope Littlefinger becomes a big player again but I just can't see where he would fit back into the story. He played well in the beginning of the series where wars were infrequent but now he just doesn't have a fucking army other than the Vale sometimes and kinda just seems like hes bumbling around.

source?

>Sansa
>killing Sweet Robin
For what reason

Look up how Dave Hill got a job as a writer

I'm all team FINAL BOSS. I want blood, I want deaths and I want shitty characters to die. And basically all characters are shitty.

So I want Westeros to die.

Of the pic?

i want it to be incest but it won't be
also team jon should be team cucked
i think the d&d will meme some bullshit about all the gud boys wining

Nah. Jon was meant to have a twin.

Where's team Stannis?

Daily reminder :
- Euron fleet has teleportation.
- The show doesn't give a fuck about chronology.
- Dorne is MIA.
- Riverlands is MIA.
- Tyrell army, the largest of Westeros has been defeated offscreen by mere thousands of soldiers.
- Olenna is too retarded to engage a siege.

>thought her and Loras' death would make for a super vengeful Olenna
>Olenna is killed off without making any impact on Cersei

Meera?

Team final boss, I want almost everyone to die way too bad, even that means the few not shit characters need to die for that
I'm sorry Bronn

i thought that the one dude that jaime made a general or whatever had the largest part of the tyrell army

The lannisters got offscreened by the thousands in the first couple of seasons tbf

He dies in the season finale

>spent the entire off season thinking Cersei stood no chance against Dany

whoops

>he forgot thoros

yes and yes

>richest, most fertile, most populous house
>fortified castle gets taken in no time by an army that looks to be no more than 5.000 men
if any small army could occupy their holdings why are they even that powerful? the mountain clans of the vale could literally muster that many men

Thorosh dies lol

Yeah but at least it was massively referenced and we had insights in the battle.

Here an army of 80 000 was defeated by an army of less than 10 000 and nothing is shown.

And they can't prepare a siege. It's fucking BULLSHIT.

A part, around 10 000, which is a lot, but not enough to account for everything. Most of the army is still allegedly faithful. Though, he is allegedly god at tactics.

i raped myself after seeing this

uh they didnt like expect to get attacked and um that tarly guy like stole all their troops.

like turn your brain off please.

>. Most of the army is still allegedly faithful.
[citation needed]

i meant that i assumed that that dude's vassal house or whatever had the largest percentage of the tyrell army
so if he has like 30-50% his army plus jaimies would steamroll that old bitch
she isn't a military general or anything

yeah but hes not dead yet gay boy so whoever made that pic is a dumb

possibly because large parts of the tyrell army defected/deserted after the destruction of the house (except Olenna) or because they were already mobilized and on march to prepare for the siege on king's landing.

Who is going to win the Game of Thrones and why is it the Iron Bank?

I dont really care about tv shows but holy fuck I rewatched s1 this weekend, its like two completly differens shows. Did the SJW:s and cucks and normies really win that hard? Now i know how it must have felt being a clinton supporter.

Until proven otherwise, most of the army is still faithful.

Lolololol offscreen:
- Most of army changes side! You had 100 000 versus 10 000 but like people like to be on loser's side, it's now 10 000 against 100 000! Yay!
- It's a surprise! Tyrells didn't know all their bannermen left them! And they had no spies nor man in the whole Reach!
- You don't prepare a siege while you're at war! Because you're a tard!
- your allies have joined your opponent but none of them is present at the final battle!

Sorry guys, that's the most retarded thing EVER to happen on such a show.

>let me just drag this war out across multiple fronts using piecemeal forces

instead of:

>immediately besieging KL and replace my troops with westerosi targaryen loyalists whenever they arrive
>immediately assault KL, causing some collateral damage, but ultimately less net casualties than a protracted war

also where are the riverlands, stormlands? for or against dany? did they just forget them?

based Sami Zayn

Jeez fine.

How did Dany and her army, located in Dragonstone, not notice Euron's fleet leave Blackwater bay to catch Yara's fleet sailing south?

At least fly a couple of laps around KL to let them know tharr be fucking dragons for real

why would you assume a thing like that goyim?

THE WHOOOOOOORE IS PREGNANT

pls post more shitty fanart

>mfw retards thought this episode was good
>mfw you morons are the same tier as reddit now, ignoring obvious flaws and plotholes because the show is popular

youtube.com/watch?v=twIOwifG_3Y
youtube.com/watch?v=twIOwifG_3Y

have a (you), return to the 1488 thread now.

prestons's video are so bad holy shit
literally everything about them is dumb

not an argument

>t. GRRM

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cast her

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don't see many people commiting treason just because the current heir dies, and it's not like they care who runs the house. also i doubt olenna was the last living tyrell.

>or because they were already mobilized and on march to prepare for the siege on king's landing.
even if this were true, the tyrell army would have reached KL before Jaime reached highgarden. also unless olenna was stupid she wouldn't send that big of an army to KL that highgarden itself would be unprotected.

Team Incest.
>Cersei actually doing a good job as a ruler and a strategist. BTFOing Olenna and the Greyjoys and getting the unsullied isolated.
>Jaime got her back as a general, is a good man willing to die for Cersei.
>Based necromancer guy being both wizard and spymaster
>Literally Bane
>Literally the king of the 12 seas
>Literally who?
>And Bronn.

Team Snu has overpowered characters but shit strategy.

no Stannis Team

>shitty

so is the ice dragon shit just memeing or is it real
please tell me it's memeing

real

mfw when I had a realistic dream about kissing her for ten seconds then I stop her so people don't see and I end up getting lipstick on my lips.

wake up without her :(

Stannis is dead user

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literally quoted in three books in the Planteos universe.

Cersei has the best strategists at hand, and control of the water. she's also smart enough to believe that Dany has dragons and is preparing appropriately. meanwhile Dany sits at Dragonstone thinking of new titles to add to her name and crying when things don't go her way

you'll be dead if you say that again...

I like them, he gives good, although cherry picked, criticism of the show. The others are more into "holy shit did you guys see how awesome Dany/Jon were?"

>euron arrives in blackwater bay
>dany arrives in dragonstone
>part of dany's fleet, lead by yara, sails south to dorne
>euron catches up to them

>no one in dragonstone sees euron leaving blackwater bay
>renowned spymaster is part of dany's council

Val

Val

>tyrells
>tyrells


Name one Tyrell alive in the show before the last episode

I'l wait

the maester training Sam

Margery, it was actually a faceless man dressed up as her in the sept

Young Cersei

Maesters renounce their house, people still called Dany the last targ even though Aemon was technically alive

Lulz no one want the leadership of the largest realms.

Lulz they have no family, there many more tyrells that are alive in the book IIRC.

lulz

This
>fly dragons over King's Landing
>drop fliers telling citizens to flee before X date or else they'll be killed
>most citizens flee
>King's Landing can now be invaded with minimal civilian casualties

Dany and her group are seriously retarded at war planning. They have almost every advantage and they're still fucking it up.

post more gagged sneks

the person who drew this will probably start ww3

>name one in the show
>DURR BUTI NTHE BOOK

You realise in the show Willas and Garlan don't exist? Why should we assume their extended family does as well?

Stop moving the goal posts you fucking retard

No-one in a feudual society would follow some 80 year old woman who isn't even part of the house they swore fealty to, Randyll Tarly is Defacto lord of the reach for now and most reachmen either follow him or stay in their castles.

You aren't even making sesne "lulz no one want the leadership of the largest realms"

??? Of course they fucking do, why do you think Jamie worked hard to recruit Randyll?

>yfw Khal Drogo actually killed himself because he didn't want to be with Daenerys

Do normies like this season? I've heard alot of complaints so far from people who are usually huge Dany/Jon/Tyrion fans

>Bran being even more boring

She gave consent. Pic related is actual rape.

People mostly want to see Arya do ninja shit, which is a big change from how they felt last season.

Lol kings have no extended family lol. They have no line of succession. lol.

Lol.

TL:DR(of what this user is saying): show is retarded.

YES IT FUCKING IS, AND THAT S WHAT IM SAYING.