Stop mocking Sony movies

Stop mocking Sony movies

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Fuck off, Pascal nobody's going to see your all female spider-man trash.

Can't wait to see your tentpole movies bomb one after another

I thought that was Caitlyn Jenner

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Isn't she gone now?

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The funniest of these emails was the one where she was begging Sam Raimi to help her fix the Amazing Spider-Man films.

We all know studios come here to blatantly promote their movies. Sony has been doing it far longer than anyone else.

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yikes is that real?

She's a fucking ghoul

Sony Jews can suck my big white dick desu.

Accepting failure is a part of live. People in Hollywood simply don't do that.

Success, when it comes to them is rarely earned so they neglect it.

>warning

Go fuck your mother, you insignificunt.

But she got fired from Sony

>Accepting failure is a part of live

What's he pissed about exactly? Can someone give me context?

She got "fired" just to save face after the leaks, but I'm pretty sure her contract has some ridiculous clauses that would make it stupidly expensive to get rid of her

It was about Amy's idea to make the ALL FEMALE Ghostbusters. Which she eventually made.

but the new spider-man said "an amy pascal production" in the credits

Nobody involved with the original films thought this was a good idea. Eventually Murray, Akroyd and Reitman agreed to play ball but their suggestions were shot down at every turn during production and they realized Feig just wanted to turn it into a vehicle for GRRL POWR.

She should star in her own film as a Bonde-type villain
>kidnaps notable directors/screenwriters from other production companies
>forces them to write 30 movie scripts a day or get beheaded
>kept in cells with movie channels that only play recent Sony movies

Do a flip.

(((ghoul)))

Thank god that's over now

The sony emails are some of the funniest things I've ever read and basically confirm all fears of studios being run by hopeless morons

>all fears
I found it hugely reassuring. Would you rather industries be run by packs of savage, Jewish wolves that will devote every ounce of their cunning and intellect to abuse you or a bunch of neurotic Jewish teenagers that get played by anyone with a pretty face and a silver tongue?

>packs of savage, Jewish wolves that will devote every ounce of their cunning and intellect to abuse you
This is still the case, just without the cunning part

It seems there was a lot of confusion about the film being a sequel or a reboot. Even Paul Feig didn't know what he was doing.

SHOW ME

Fuck, I thought this said "Stop making Sony movies" and I wanted to agree.

The sony powerpoint leaks were funnier than the emails

Sony Films is garbo senpai

They're oddly frank. When the little people email about business they're never this candid about their feelings. Makes them seem oddly small, despite their positions.

i've seen a few powerpoints out of production companies and agencies and etc

they're kind of dangerously shit

like the level of unprofessionalism in the studio system before the actual movie starts shooting (i have no idea about after) is hilarious to me

This inept woman runs Sony.

Post the spiderman ones. The ones with coke and popcorn of them

They're at high school level.

Kek.
Sonyggers are filling the catalog with so many DC smearing threads

This one?

It sounds like Amy plays the "ambiguously needy, might blow you" character in times of need

It definitely reads like these two might have had "some thing" before.

>[email protected]

truly a real hero

would actually buy tickets to watch a live action cringe kino of these tweets

this shit can't be real AHHHHHHHHHHH

You ain't got no pictures of me raping children, Pascal. I can say what the fuck I want.

Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, defends Sony films. The crown jewels are Spiderman, and nobody considers those Sony, those are Raimi.

What the fuck is this shit?

Amy Pascale and Scott Rudin had circles run around them 24/7, they're idiots with high verbal IQs.

>Anti-virus

In their e-mails, they keep talking about a Sinister Six movie, I even found a full script for a remake of the 1992 movie Cliffhanger .

Creepy

I would give Amy a footrub desu

YOU JUST KNOW

*grabs you by the throat* BACK OFF...?

post the emails from rooney.

>ywn be an autistic movie producer who bends hollywood to your will

did they fuck?

Rooney would be willing to for more Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

This bitch is just completely clueless

youtube.com/watch?v=oXcHauPig_A

T H I C C

If you eat her out, she'll let you make any movie you want. Do you do it?

I'll do it for a pack of smokes.

feige just waiting for her to stop out of bounds and correct her

she got fired with a $50 million exit package and Sony giving her money and getting a first-look deal for her new company

is there a gallery or something?

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>ywn see Rooney go down on Amy in exchange for a part

JDIMSA

It's strangely illuminating when you realize that these higher ups very often are just as childish as one may imagine.

As well as that women like Amy Pascal are running around Hollywood actively trying to shove their politics into movies. People wanting to be more forgiving of these people in Hollywood may think that the allure of money would stop them and make them want to put forth more profitable products rather than shove politics down peoples' throats, yet they would be wrong.

Pathetic

I would, but only if we could get Spider-man 4 with Tobey.

How's that Fantastic Four franchise going for you Mara?

Poor Rooney, Sony even wanted to reboot but didn't tell her.

Tobey? Would you be adapting Spider-Man Reign or something?

I'd do it for free.

not that i know of, I have a friend who likes to brag/ask for notes occasionally

kek

wikileaks is a goldmine holy shit

I could spend hours reading their shitty ppt presentations

this makes me sad cuz I liked that movie

she dresses up like a potato bag to avoid the paparazzi...I guess

It's truly something else.

I feel bad for the poor intern who had to put all this shit together,

>avoid American themes
And they wonder why hollywood is crumbling

how will the lanklets ever recover?

Amy Pascal was making $12 millions/year at Sony although she writes like an autist, and they probably hired interns who worked for free.

even their management/business stuff is full of spelling errors

was she that desperate?

Grown Ups 2 is such a great movie

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>we've certainly saved the brand

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This is like Sup Forums casting a movie

this one takes the cake

Amy Pascal is a true cunt. She deliberately stood Rooney Mara up.
>Rooney waits on the sofa
>10 minutes later
>the secretary asks if she wants anything to drink
>Rooney smiles - no thanks, I've drunk so much before coming here!
>20 minutes waiting
>A-Amy surely will be h-here any minute!
>the secretary gives her a pity look
>30 minutes waiting
>the secretary calls Amy and talks for a while in a different room
>I'm so sorry, mrs Rooney, mrs Pascal had a very urgent...
>No worries! I know that Amy is a very busy person! My career can wait, ha ha! I'll just show myself out...
>Mrs Rooney, that's wrong way...

hahahaha oh my god this is straight from 1995

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>Emma Stone as carnage

wtf

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>Sell license to Marvel for at least 5 billion dollars

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this fucking woman i swear

>12 billions profit by 2020
She is either insane or stupid, maybe both.

Sinister Six ALONE will make at least 2 billion you marketing pleb