What's the name of this hairstyle?

What's the name of this hairstyle?

That movie sucked btw

straight shota i think, it's taiwanese or somethign

the 90s nine inch nails fan

Du hast

anime hair

the grease and sweep

edgy fucboi

It's called the something-a-detective-or-officer-would-get-mocked-for-wearing

No it did not.

dipshit

straight anime hair

The it's-not-2011-anymore-cut

The 2013

its called garbage middlebrow movie-core

Yeah, it did. When the retard choked the dog I would have put a leash on his neck and dragged him for a couple miles.

Whenever I watch this movie I feel pretty cold. I think they captured the weather just great.

the 'only looks good if you have a stylist with you at all times'

Tossed salads in the front. Scrambled eggs in the back.

You just tell your barber that you want to look like a huge faggot, and he goes okay

Jesus christ you're stupid.

You are actually pretty dumb

That's what happens when you have slicked back long-on-top short-on-sides hair and don't let the hairspray set fully before agitating it.
Trust me.

What the fuck does that even mean?

Basically this, or you get it cleaned up at least once a week

high-and-tight faded slicked back greaser

why

it sounds like it hurt your feelings

*blinks hard*

autism

How does he achieve this aesthetic?

>Somebody did something in a film that made me feel angry
>therefore it is a bad film

You're either trolling or stupid.

The /fa/scist

The movie sucked for other reasons damn. That was just an example of a part of it that made me mad.

If you cite getting angry at something you're supposed to get angry at as a reason for the movie being bad then it's clear you have no idea what makes a good film.

Again, you must be trolling or have the intellect of a teenage girl.

The "you can't pull it off you stupid faggot"

I have the exact same hairstyle, right down to the mid-ear sideburns

The Brendan Fraser unJUSTed

youre like 200 lbs tho right

What are talking about? Prisoners was pure kino.

crew cut long on top

his hair looks fine, that isn't the problem here

Except he would look good if he wasnt fat and ugly

I see you don't hear the blues a callin

It's supposed to make you mad, dumbass.

Except the right is an example of the haircut being cut improperly. It's the barber's fault, not his.

200lbs at 6'2, yes.

Slicked back undercut. 8-9 inches on top, 2 inches on sides.

>he would look better if he wasn't who he already is.
You don't say? I never thought of it that way before.

the roach

I dont think you got my point. There is nothing wrong with that haircut, it looks good on him. Its him that looks like shit

>grow your hair to be around 4-5 inches
>let your temples recede a bit
>go to your barber and ask them for a 1 on the sides and a slight fade
>slick your hair back with pomade
Congratulations, you have the haircut, but without Jake's looks.

>So that's in then, huh?...We really are the Prisoners.

>2 inches on sides

are you a moron

Are you blind? The haircut is so out of square and fucked the only way for him and the haircut can have a chance is if he killed himself and started all over again.

he probably meant a number 2 hair clipper.

Yeah

...

You need to be at least 18 to post here.

I'm 21.

How do I get this kind of buzz cut? What is the ideal clip size?

Christ. That isn't even at all.

Dyslexic 12 year old

I'm sure it was intentional. It looks better that way imo.

>tfw used to have nearly shoulder length hair
>wanted to go for the undercut like Jake Gyllenhaal or Michael Pitt in BW Empire
>realized only certain in shape people can pull it off without looking retarded.
>opt for a side part at the temple and a combover with a fade on the sides for a nice conservative cleancut look that dlesn't stick out out but is also pleasant

It was the right decision. Now if I can just stop being fat and ugly.

they look equally bad, the photo on the left is just better

Agree to disagree

I don't agree with that.

Why does this look so hot? Did I watch Tank Girl too often as a kid?

It's because you're a closet lesbian

You subconsciously want to fuck guys.

Remember those stupid ticks he did to add depth to the character?

haha

In reality, they added nothing to the character. Zero. Jake doesn't know the first thing about acting. What a fraud.

I think it's more that it makes her look like a dirty slut that's so appealing

*consciously

He also wears a mason ring.

I remember reading he did those ticks because he builds up too much emotional stress and the ticks are sort of like "mini explosions". He also added that the character had a bad past and was at some point a criminal himself.

>REEEEEE WHERE IS MY DODDER REEEEEEEE
Was it autism?

He looks good, his problem is that he is a fucking fat fuck.
No haircut will make you skinny.

Yes. He was autistic because his daughter was missing and could potentially still be alive.

Kek, I started doing that after I watched the movie. I do it subconsciously now.

Then that isn't equal, retard.

He didn't have to spazz out at Jake for no reason though. He was literally doing all he could. Why couldn't he just be a little fucking patient?

Did you even watch the movie? Hugh was the only one to hear Classic Paul say something about his daughters and nobody believed him. At that point, patience is the last thing on your mind considering the police crossed him off the suspect list. Each day that passes and a missing person is still not found then the chances of them being alive are immensely decreased.

people themselves are equal

The "autistic detective".

What's this hairstyle called?

The 90s euro porn actor cut.

He's got stylists and costume designers working on his look for his movies.

15-17mm

powermullet

The Rachel.

Bück dich!

>when that one strand of glued up hairs falls vertical just over your right eye and you go full anime villain for a minute

In that scene he realized Jake was following him (due to Jake thinking tailing someone means parking at a green light instead of pulling into the parking lot RIGHT beside him) he had that point kidnapped Danny boy and was upset to see Jake. Plus he felt he was wasting time by following him when he should have been looking for more info on the missing girls.

best character in the prequels

the fuckboy

>kino

it was fernsehen. and you are a hurensohn

The pidgeotto