You passed your test

You passed your test.

Do you appreciate life?

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Nah, I cheated.

Are any of these worth watching after 3?

This. All they had to do was fucking piss in this one : youtu.be/k_qP1mlfszU

And all they had to do was put their clothes in this one : youtu.be/OEw-cBg0lJY

life doesn't appreciates me

Then why am I still on Sup Forums?

Yeah. The "Saws after 3 are bad" meme is old. The series is consistently excellent.

It's not a meme if you're over 27.

see
it's like indiana jones not having an effect in raiders of the lost ark other than putting it away in some giant storage warehouse.

y-yeah

I can't appreciate something I didn't ask for.

Well Sup Forums? Is she right?

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Ungrateful cunt

nigga you post on a Laotian serape weaving site wtf do you contribute to besides shit posting?

If someone offered you the ONCE in a lifetime opportunity to change your life around and be a better person, would YOU be such an unappreciative shit like that fucking bitch?

I'll never get the hate for this reason alone. My dad took me to see Saw every halloween as a kid. Edgy teens love the shit. Any SAWs after the kino that were 1 and 2 are just good for nostalgia I guess

The first one is the only good one. It had suspense and an actual twist. The others are just "DUDE MOM IS GONNA FREAK WHEN SHE SEES THESE TWISTED FCKIN CONTRAPTIONS XD"

Didn't that faggot die in the 3rd movie, how is there 4 more sequels?

About to be 5

no

Cassette tapes.

You think jigsaw gonna fall for that shit?

Yes, now that i've been horrendously maimed and traumatised i suddenly feel fucking great - i'm going to become a real go getter

fuck off retard

why didn't someone just shoot him?

Planned everything about his revenge in advance and became such an expert on human behavior and his own belief and charisma, he knew how to manipulate people into doing his bidding and he knew how people would react in a situation to save their own skins despite been giving a fair chance.

Nigga makes Xanatos look like an amateur

I'm a webcam model, bitch. Thanks for ruining my career by making me cut off my dick.

>maimed
>traumatized

Name ONE trap you pussy

was it autism?

>ironically thinking he is mentally strong enough to not be traumatized by even the most mundane trap

The videogames sure as fuck make the case. Guy literally turns entire factories into hell houses

Would you join him?

No, life is meaningless and I hate every moment

Just kill me you crazy bastard

what does this even mean

Jigsaw isnt one person retard. He has apprentices

>has 4 apprentices
>still has to play games with random people

i take it you failed then

Why can't we just get a minimal, simple Saw movie with just one character in one of Jigsaw's traps with the film taking place in real time as they solve it

because that would be extremely boring.

>YOU DIDN'T SEE THE BLOOD, YOU DIDN'T SEE WHAT HE FUCKING DID TO HER.

His natural voice is beautiful. Only thing Greece is good for.

if it means killing you then yes

post yfw this happened

how the fuck does this work

What do you guys think of this Saw remake me and my friends made a few years back?
youtube.com/watch?v=wSnlfHjdJdw

I remember being weirded out by the guy looking like he's getting assfucked

for you

Surreal. Like a morning dream

Because he's too smart

Why did Amanda get such an easy test?

Everyone else had to physically hurt themselves to get free, she needed to cut a key out of a corpse... That shouldn't be too hard for anyone to do.

Because she was cute.

The body was still alive and the guy is Amanda's drug dealer. She kills him, she loses her supply. Everyone else would have no problem killing someone in a situation like that but put a Junkie in a situation where they lose their reason to live with the drugs and there's a conflict.

>cut a key out of a corpse
>corpse

think again

Yes thank you Jigsaw I can now live my life to the full after cutting my hands off.

She could easily find a new one.

because finding a new drug dealer would be so hard

OK, but still a lot easier than cutting it out of yourself, like most people had to do.

I kind of want to do a murder/suicide right now. Thanks Jigsaw.

>We will now play a game anonymous.Your whole life resolved around posting falsifications and deragatory comments on the site called Sup Forums.But now it's time to show tour resolve.You have 10 minutes to convince someone on Sup Forums that your opinion is right, if not the door will lock and you will be trapped here untill you die.

>Good luck

>user i will gift you this $2 game on steam if you agree with me

ez pz

I can do it, i'm a survivor we're a dying breed

IF I PULL THAT OFF, WILL YOU DIE?

literally eminem

maybe Jiggy suspected she'd make a good apprentice so gave her a low ball

Life is just death in drag

Oh shit he's Greek? I never realized.

alright watch this

you'll all agree with me that the matrix sequels were actually great once the reboot with michael b jordon comes out and it becomes contrarian chic to defend them so be ahead of the edgy curve like me and defend them right now and call anyone who hates them redditors who get their opinions from xkcd

alright let me out now

That was pretty Kino desu. Only good Saw

Because your first choice has a higher chance of being incorrect, so you are most likely wrong with your first choice.

kino

Yeah but then you'd be another Amanda. Only she made traps that literally had no way out of them.

Hoffman mostly murdered those that got in his way but most of his traps made sure they followed the code at least when it came to the major games.

Ergo, Vis-a-Vis, Carpe diem; the other door is more likely to be correct.

That's not how it works retards. There's a 1 / 3 chance regardless of what door you pick and how you pick it.

The twist of the second game was unironic kino.

>You have 10 minutes to convince someone on Sup Forums that your opinion is right

How would a trap or test for Sup Forums look like?

>Hello, user. You've spent your life pretending to be cultured and sophisticated. In reality, all you do is meme movies and shows. You're challenge is to watch the entire plane scene from The Dark Knight Rises on loop for three hours. When you laugh, giggle or chuckle you will be dealt an electric shock that will increase in intensity each time. Good luck.

>You have 10 minutes to convince someone on Sup Forums that your opinion is right
might as well give up and tell Jiggy to just kill me

I thought those were band-aids.

Saw has absolute kino scene transitions. If Citizen Kane became a franchise, no doubt it would utilize genius film making techniques such as this.

But in all seriousness, here would be Sup Forums's trap >"Hello, user. I want to play a game. For 3 years you've been spamming a board for big guys with small girls. Today, we'll see the true worth of cunny to you"

>*saw blade just a centimeter above your flaccid cock turns on*
>*screen in front of you as well, with a slideshow of cunny in rotation*

ooooh that's a good one

Wrong. The first choice is 1/3, then after a wrong door is eliminated you have 1/2 a chance.

in your first choice yes;

Imagine the game with 1000 doors.
You pick one out of thousand doors.

1/1000 chance that you are correct. 999/1000 chance that you are wrong.

Then someone closes 998 other doors (which are all confirmed wrong ones)

Now there are only 2 doors remaining.

The odds are still 1/1000 that you chose right the first time.
There is a 999/1000 chance that you chose wrong, and that switching gives you the right door.

In that regard. with 3 doors, by switching you're actually betting that you were wrong the first time. (2/3 chance)

All I gotta do is post a thread saying I'm a faggot.

If not pedoshit, what porn would pose a challenge for user?

You are betting (1/3 chance) that you were wrong leaving you with 2/3 chance of success. That's still 1/3

Jigsaw did nothing wrong

>oh no i got in a car crash and got diagnosed with cancer at the young age of 50
>oh how sorrowfully fleeting is life that few can appreciate it
>please support my point of view while i kill you

>2/3 chance of success. That's still 1/3

Interesting logic there user

When you laugh, giggle or chicle, the plane you are will descend 100 feet. Good luck
Now that's a proper trial.

anything except the first part isn't worth watching

fuck off underage

"I am of the opinion that I will be banned minutes after posting this."

then, go onto a worksafe board and post full-frontal, blatant child pornography that you found on jigsaw's IP (i'm assuming he's having you do the challenge on a computer in one of his lairs)

take the ban, your opinion was correct, leave, jigsaw later gets v&'d

There is NOTHING wrong in Jigsaw's logic

NOTHING

megadeath for gladius it is then. enjoy it. buddy.

Tranny, feet or brazilian fart porn. Those are literally my kriptonyte.

post your saw waifu

Watch a full length BLACKED film. If you get hard your boner tips a see-saw that activates a convoluted Rube Goldberg machine snatches your birthday

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The Monty Hall problem trips people up because Monty opens one of the doors.

If instead the choice was to stay with your first pick or to get to open every other door, it would become intuitively obvious that more doors = better chances.