/who/ - Doctor Who General

>/who/ presents:
DOCTOR WHO: SHIT TRIPS Vol. 2
- The Anthology -

>Are you a true fan of Doctor Who?
>Have you ever written down a sequence of words?

If the answer is yes or no, then you are ready to contribute a literary masterpiece to the second /who/ collection of original Doctor Who-based short fiction.

/who/ did it once. Now, we're gonna do it again! Yet another entry in an age-old tradition of p̶a̶c̶k̶a̶g̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶f̶a̶n̶f̶i̶c̶s̶ ̶t̶o̶g̶e̶t̶h̶e̶r̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶g̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶m̶ ̶a̶n̶ ̶a̶i̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶l̶e̶g̶i̶t̶i̶m̶a̶c̶y̶ / celebrating the magic of Who and the talent of a community.

There are no limits (except the story must be at least 1 word long, and preferably not in excess of 10,000, it's short fiction you fuck).

>- Can involve any Doctor(s), companion(s), side characters, spinoff characters and beyond, as your heart desires
>- Can be in any style, whether it's "legitimate writing", "pisstake", or "shitpost".
>- Can be about absolutely anything
>- The main focus is on good fun in the vein of the wiki, although serious entries are allowed. (If you're going to write smut, maybe approach it with a degree of levity)

Stuck for ideas? Try starting with your favourite TARDIS team (or for timeliness, Whittaker 13th Doctor) and one of these authentic titles:
saberpunk.net/DoctorWho/DoctorWhoSerialGenerator.php
glyphobet.net/drwho

We are going to be starting an index on the wiki for the collection. Anyone can contribute, no signups/pitches required. If you have ideas, feel free to broadcast them.
The rest is self-explanatory. Format for uploading your work is up to you, as long as it can be conveniently copied across (and ideally don't spam long texts in /who/ directly). (Pastebin works well.)

BONUS: Anyone who wants to do cover art or "illustrations" is encouraged.

WE need more entries for classic as well as NuWho Doctors. Entries for Thirteen are accepted as well. Aug 10th is deadline

Previously:

Other urls found in this thread:

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim
youtu.be/e1hI7PKcGts?t=6m50s
rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Doctor_Who Shabby_Blue/1
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Here's a list of Doctors that still need stories. (You can still write stories with other Doctors who already have entries. In fact, I'd be glad to have them. The 12th Doctor only has three stories! And Bill doesn't have any stories. Not even Bill/ Heather smut!):

>Fourth Doctor

>War Doctor

>Tenth Doctor

Kris Marshall Doctor with Japanese companion

Morbius Doctor

Rupert Boothe Doctor

Foreman "Jack Miles" Doctor

Auton Stratagem Doctor

More Thirteenth Doctor stories would be nice as well.

I'll also accept stories with just the companions.

Perhaps a story where the Eighth Doctor and Charley run into Missy?

Or a story where Amy is stranded alone on Lesbos?

Or a story where the Eleventh and the Sixteenth Doctor battle polar bears in Russia?

Or a story where the Brigadier and the Thirteenth Doctor are hunted by a pack of wild Chumblies on an island?

Or a story with the psychic from Hide, and the Third Doctor, battle an influx of Daemons?

Or a story with the Class cast, maybe just involving April and many horny tentacles?

>Rani will never look at you like this

Why live?

hey can you stop calling my wife a whore... thanks

how do I distinguish good and bad telly
It seems like I can enjoy pretty much everything in the right mood and I feel guilty for liking bad cinema

>No one should have that much power
>Tough

Oh yeah i remember that Thicc girl from SJA, wasnt she in that Sontaran episode, how good was it, i've forgot

no

That's dumb. As long as you understand why other people find something bad, and why you enjoy it, and are capable of looking at both of those things rationally, it can hardly be an issue.

>I feel guilty for liking bad cinema
You're fine. If anything try to deal with the insecurities about needing to enjoy the 'proper' media.

>come for Thirteen
>stay for Miss Evangelista
St. Trinian's is pure cinema

I've definitely come for Thirteen a few times.

delet this

Cor blimey

Well, few is an understatement.

>listening to the Classic Doctors New Monsters extras
>mfw someone says "one of the most popular monsters from the new series are the Racnoss"

Yasmin Paige was in the whole of series 1 mate

>I'm thinking of starting all over again from the beginning
I used to do that with my favourite video game, Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. I played it obsessively for hours on end all day every day, sometimes getting pretty close to the end. Then, for some reason, I felt an overwhelming compulsion to start the game all over again. So I did. I did that about a dozen times and have never completed the game. It's called Obsessive Compulsive Disorder. Don't give in to it.

I've some experience as a writefag, anyone want some porn?

As of Doctor Who Series 10, space is now gay in the whoniverse. Everything upwards of 62 miles above sea level is now gay. How does this make /who/ feel?

They were the only thing stopping TRB from being GOAT to be honest

First person POV porn with Thirteen

makes me feel like i want a crepe

a crepe filled with custard, crushed oreos on top, and some chocolate ice cream on the side

Could you do;

>Clara kills Twelve during Dark Water's beginning. She ends up shagging 13.
>Tit sucking.

So I can write some Clara selfcest/masturbation smut?

>How does this make /who/ feel?
I dunno, gay probably.

...

Yeah that too, but i remembered her from the Sontaran episode, with the heat seaker things
Do something with Heather

Sounds promising, how would you see it? (i.e what does she feel about it: happy, reluctant etc)

Don't think I'd have Clara killing 12 (just bridge him), but otherwise pretty good. Claracest is cool too.

And Bill?

I'll wait for some more suggestions and set a name when I start writing.

Something with Ianto and Jack, maybe

Once I've finished the Amy/13 one I'll have Clara fuck herself.

Doctor Who is dead.

What about Heather and Missy

no homo

Did you mean to reverse the names?

Personally I quite want to write some Missy

Nope. I'm going an amy/13 one as you requested yourself, I believe, then I'm doing one where Clara from Hell Bent fucks Clara from the 11th Doctor's time.

Cool.

Erm, hello!


I like it. Also, I'm Immigrant, the one who requested.

The Carrionites recognize the Doctor's authority as president of the Time Lords here. But the Doctor mentions the Valeyard, which means this is after Trial of a Time Lord, and he was no longer president in Trial.
So how does that work?

Is this before or after TSC?

After for the Carrionites.

Oh, I read the name wrong :P

Oh, I read the name wrong :P

Stop talking about Doctor WHo.

I'll probably go with yours, but with the Doctor getting bridged instead. Do you have any suggestions as to how? (can be tongue-in-cheek)

I said stop talking about Doctor Who.

That's better.

No you didn't you said stop talking about "Doctor WHo"

Bridged? I'm not sure what that means...

Don't be a pedant.

What do you mean getting bridged?

tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DroppedABridgeOnHim

Think the 6-7 regeneration.

Hello! How are you?

That was my request you're talking about, you know! (Without the titsucking, I mean).

>The plot of series two was a closely guarded secret, and ITV and Kudos held meetings to plan security measures long before shooting began.[4] Although already one of series two's highest-budget items, the cost of security on series two went significantly over budget as the public and press sought to learn about the plot.[73] All documents were password-protected,[74] and passwords were changed frequently.[75] Email and other electronic communications between producers, cast, and crew could only make oblique reference to plot details,[4] fake emails were circulated to mislead those who might leak them,[75] and some emails were coded.[76]

Do you think Chibs would go so far with Doctor Who too?

Maybe, but I feel like that sort of thing is going to be way more inflated for the sequel to a massive mystery/procedural/crime/etc. drama that hinges on twists and revelations, than an episodic kids' sci fi series.

It would be nice to have a villain return that isn't leaked or anticipated in any way. It doesn't happen since what, Earthshock?

Oh, I think Clara could trip him and have him impale himself on the Sonic Screwdriver.

>than an episodic kids' sci fi series.
Doctor Who is always different from showrunner to showrunner. It might not be episodic anymore. It might not be kids' anymore. Chibnall might want to do a mystery detective plot. There was one in Torchwood by the way.

>It might not be kids' anymore
hahaha

>It might not be kids' anymore.
No, that is the one part that's not negotiable per showrunner. If you have some absurd idea that being for kids is an RTD or a Moffat specific thing, relieve yourself of it at once

>president Obama will end the recession
This line is actually in the show, multiple times

>it might not be for kids anymore
top wew

Moffat was much more for kids than RTD was, for example.

uh no

>Capaldi was the asshole edgy borderline evil Doctor
>new one is going to be the motherly loving one since she is a woman
Thank God

Very good.

I hope the presence of titsucking doesn't offend you?

Here's a quick draft I wrote of the regeneration (assuming 12 dies without ever leaving the TARDIS)

>Clara gasped and covered her eyes as the brilliant yellow light burst out from the Doctor's hands and face once again. This time, however, the process was seemingly taking a lot longer. Through her fingers, Clara could vaguely see his figure changing shape: it was almost shrinking, the old, worn skin melting and becoming new and smooth again. Almost... like a woman's...

I think possibly the only accurate statement in this post is that Whittaker is a woman.

No, I don't mind its presence. It's not my exact kink, but it's fine. (Interestingly, I wasn't brestfed as a child, for various reasons. I wonder if that has anything to do with my not really feeling that kink.)

I like your draft. You describe the sense of renewal very well.

What's the edgiest thing the Doctor has ever done?

Punch the wall for 4.5 billion years. Lots of edges there.

i bet it happened in tennant's era whatever it is

Several means were employed to maintain secrecy. All scripts contained a watermark that ensured they could not be photocopied, and copies of scripts used on the set were kept in a safe.[71] Only Chibnall and four other individuals knew at the start of production who the killer would be.[71] Even ITV Director of Television Peter Fincham was not told the killer's identity until the first few days of March 2013.[71] All cast and crew were required to sign documents in which they agreed not to reveal the killer's identity.[41]

In part, secrecy was also maintained by the way scripts were written. Performers were given the first two scripts at the start of principal photography, but additional scripts were written only after Chibnall had observed the actors bringing their characters to life.[24] Once the scripts for episodes six, seven, and eight were finished, they were released all at once—but only to those crew and cast who had a need to know.[71] These three episodes were then shot together.[22] The secrecy campaign did not, however, prevent the cast and crew from trying to guess the murderer's identity. During production, photographs of all the cast members were pasted up in a production trailer, and cast and crew placed bets on who they thought the killer was.[71]

The secrecy campaign continued even while the series aired. Journalists are typically given preview copies of episodes so they might prepare reviews for publication as soon as an episode airs. To keep the twists and turns of Broadchurch a secret, preview copies of each episode were delivered electronically and protected with passwords. Chibnall also significantly restricted access to each completed episode to just a few people.[71] Nevertheless, a large number of journalists knew who the killer was long before the final episode aired, Chibnall said. But the secret never leaked.[13]

Calling it now: Twelve is going to take One to visit Susan in the Christmas Special.

MOFFUCKED

What characters are in the running to be the Valeyard?

the doctor

Literally none.

He's President whenever he feels like it, Rassilon be damned.

Additionally, if that really is the case, I'd really love Gold to do an orchestral arrangement of the music that plays when she gets left behind in The Dalek Invasion of Earth.

youtu.be/e1hI7PKcGts?t=6m50s

>tfw no renegade time lords in nuwho besides the Doctor and the Master

>1 trying to bash Za's head in with a rock
>6 delivering one-liners after killing people
>10's revenge on the Family of Blood
>12 wanting to die rather than regenerate

Thoughts on ShabbyBlue?

rule34.paheal.net/post/list/Doctor_Who Shabby_Blue/1

I don't get it, Sarah Parish' hammy Empress was the perfect fit for that episode. What would you have rather? The Dalek Emperor? The Abzorbaloff?

Scaroth reporting in.

>tfw poorfag
>tfw cant find any places to get the audio dramas (read as too lazy to look)

Twelve fought the Monk with Clive. Yes, our Clive who is destined to get BTFO by the Autons.

The vengeance on varos acid bath scene is one of the best in the whole series

>tfw the Meddling Monk and the War Chief will never return

>literal one year til chibskino

WHAT DO LADS

Very nice

not too shabby

>tfw even Big "who doesn't love the Drashigs?" Finish still hasn't used the War Chief

C'mon, Briggs, you've already had the Monk played by two new actors, why not do something with the other not-Master.

According to the TVTropes page there's a novel where 1 regenerates from banging his head on the TARDIS console, I'm just gonna go with that.

Thanks, I'll have at least the first part up soon (I might not get to finish it tonight but if not I'll definitely come back tomorrow night after work, UK time)

remember that he wrote this shit and the wait wont be as difficult

>implying Capaldi wasn't edgy

but he also wrote great broadchurch and great 42 and certainly my style of story silurian eps

I, too, thought that until I saw the kino that was Broadchurch.

>great broadchurch
eh
>great 42
hahaha
>certainly my style of story silurian eps
wew

why were the dinosaurs in this ep so small?

Not sniffing Peri's armpits.
The fuzz made me buzz.

Were there any good episodes in that Sarah Jane Adventures show, i watched it when it came out, but i forgot half of it

use arguments to prove your point

Tons. SJA is underrated and is probably best Gareth's contribution to the whoniverse yet. I love the trickster episodes and Brig episode. And prisoner of Judoon. I love most of it actually.