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Stannis is [sp]very[/sp] dead.

Did they hire another actor for Brann?

Nth for best friends and fingers in bums

reads like fan fiction

its probably real then

lmao wtf

>tfw you're almost 70 and morbidly obese having 10 years left maximum when a bunch of bullies from some autistic board on Sup Forums keep sending you death threats if you don't spend the majority of your time left writing two books of a story that has already been told by two incompetent kikes from California.

Can't even spoil right

Spotted the reply fag

>butcher's boy

Shit, Big Bobby B took a whole caravan of people with him writing north

Why does everyone else travel solo like a D&D adventurer

Puberty can be a cruel mistress.
Arya also turned from a cute kid to shit.

Get this shit b8 out of here

Still, keks were had

Do you think it's all publicity or are they actually friends?

>Starks conquer the North through countless years of war and bloodshed where they exterminate Houses that won't kneel, kill greenseers, wargs and Children, and forcibly marry the daughters of the people they conquer
>deal with rebellions and invasions, get ousted then take it back
>this is fine "YAY STARKS"
>Nymeria lands her foreign Rhoynar army in Dorne, allies with a Martell, wages war and conquers sending all opposing kings to the Wall abd forcing her "enlightened" culture on them
>this is fine "yay equal primogeniture"
>Targs conquer, culturally enrich Westeros with silly things like no religious army, separating court from the church, shared laws, roads, no First Night
>have rebellions, get ousted, fighting to get it back
>Dany conquers, enriches Slave Cities with freedom
>OMG FUCK THE IRON THRONE SND THOSE IMPERIALISTIC WHITE SAVIOR ENTITLED TARGARYENS, FUCK YOUR DRAGONS TOO, YOU WERE OUSTED FAIR AND SQUARE, NO ONE WANTS YOU, GET YOUR FOREIGN ARMY OUT

What did tumblr mean by this?

>maesters haven't invented gunpowder yet
Why?

It would actually be pretty cool of Quackburn revealed that his secret weapon is canons instead of that lame giant crossbow

Not griends, just both Dutch

both danish

both already worked together

How did Euron end up on motherbase?

Episode 4.

>extremely combustible substance against fire breathing dragons

That is exactly the sort of idea I'd expect Qyburn to have

first for tfw no qt dornish gf
RIP SAND THOTS

>Asbaek once worked as a nanny for Nikolaj Coster-Waldau’s kids! (Both men are from Denmark.) So when Asbæk threw shade at Jaime in the Red Keep Throne Room, “[t]hat was giving back for the bad pay he gave me.”
A bit of banter, m8.

WTF
Why is he doing this?
Remember when he cancelled writing an episode for Season 5 because he wanted to get on with writing TWOW?

What a prick.

NEW IMAGE FROM SIXTH EPISODE LEAKED SHOWING SAMWELL TARLY DURING HIS GRADUATION

...

lols

Arya was always odd looking. You can just get away with that when you're a kid as it looks cutesy rather than ugly.

When will they remember the Ironborn's kryptonite and stop Euron?

theyre both danes, not dutch

I imagine there's an easy connection because they're both Danish.

Definitely, every time there is a large group of people from all over the world, the ones from the same country always get along the best.

same difference

This is the reason some boys start taking hormones.
Can you blame them?

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Danish still sounds odd.

Maesters did summmerhall. Don't believe their lies.

Any good?

Promise me, Ned

I saw a leak here, yesterday. Screenshot of a notepad document which was accurate for the most part. It said something about Arya killing Littlefinger and Night King riding a dragon. Was that a meme or true?

You see some odd things out sailing the seas.

AND HARRENHAL

JORAH HAS ONE DAY TO LEAVE THE CITADEL

HEALED IN ONE DAY
EURON FLIES TO CASTLY ROCK
JAIME MARCHES ARMY TO HIGH GARDEN

Euron = BennetT

>I like listening to your little piss-ant Queensguard trying to talk tough, Cersei, they make me laugh. If Victarion was here, he'd laugh too.

Cast him

Far as I gather:
Arya killing Littlefinger is true, while NK Dragons is a meme

Darkstar

They deserved what they got, Doran gave them mercy and they responded by killing his guest and his entire house.

WILDFYRE CAN'T MELT VALYRIAN STEEL BEAMS!

false. littlefinger kills arya and the night king mounts bran

It's real. The events are somewhat out of order, but it's too accurate to be disregarded. Someone who watched a rough cut of the season obviously put it out.

If there's going to be a wight polar bear how come there isn't a wight mammoth.

"Those are giants riding mammoths down there. Do you think your cold rolled steel is going to stop them?"

CHAOSH

there is teleport in shield islands

there is also teleport in bear island (jon used it to travel to dany)

Fuck 'em
>Killed a little girl because MUH REVENGE
>Killed Bashir and Areo Hotah because ???
The only reason why they're worth a damn is Tyene's stellar breasts

Places we will never see or hear from again:
>Riverlands
>Dorne
>Highgarden
>That swamp place up north
>Mereen
>the enormous crater in the middle of King's Landing

Reminder that Westerosi politics outside the main cast will now only consist of anonymous bearded men grumbling about Jon Snow's decisions while Sansa and Mormont girl publicly emasculate him to get made into YASS KWEEN SLAY gifs.

Now I'm down the rabbit hole

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Dutch sounds like wacky German

How is nomenclature a word in GOT universe?


pls explain

If the NK rides a dragon the show has gone full meme.

Yesterday was my first time here so can you confirm that exact notepad image was in circulation before this season's debut?

>ASOIAF
>sci-fi
I do not understand.

This. I was caught off guard by this.

This post is dedicated to Gendry Baratheon, son of Robert Baratheon and a commoner, future Lord Paramount of the Stormlands.

...

World champion rower. He's going to flank the Night King by going to the north pole in a rowing boat.

Victarion will show up with Melisdanre. He will be dressed really neatly and be a major fuccboi who leads from his ship. He was in Volantis studying.

Don't worry LF will be raised as a wight and serve as the NK master of coin

imagine this to be the most decent understandable dutch kek

In English, "nomenclature" dates back to the early 17th century and comes from very similar French (and before that, Latin) words. It's not some obscure, modern word.

storm...stormwhat?

Maesters seem to stagnate rather than invent new things. I wonder how they got the knowledge they have now, but they haven't made any advancements in hundreds of years.

One could literally claim that the stormlands don't exist, and it wouldn't contradict show canon at this point.

did anyone shoop edward norton with long white hair yet

So is Stannis dead?

>Sansa come back, I wasn't done
>Sansa
>it was beautiful
>the rape, Sansa
>please come back

Links of scripts from season 8? Any other than episode 1?

(((Maesters)))

I miss her

MEANWHILE IN THE LANDS OF ALWAYS WINTER

Full ep4 leaked yet?

I fucking hate that guy.

Oh boy

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That's a little hot

Remember when Arya was cute?

yes. that's what we are talking about you fool

ITT: scenes women will never understand
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kek

nameless cameo #538

West-Flemish is by far the worst, it sounds like a retarded dog barking

brienne threw stannis into teleport. he's in asshai now being a fucking slave

It just sounds like singsong german

THE RAPE, SANSA!

She is eternally cute but...what the fuck is she wearing?

What is Varys' point right now? He is completely useless in his role as intel chief.

Oy vey Samwell! Don't go looking in that document! It's very dangerous!

Who the fuck are all these people, I don't remember this far back

even better, Jon and Davos fly somehow from Winterfell to White Harbor, and then take a teleport ship from White Harbor to Dragonstone, in fucking winter and make instant time.

You faggots said more episodes were leaked.
There is still nothing online. Aren't you ashamed of yourselves?

Is Emilia the worst performer in the show?

Does this show consist of an actual plot, or is it just fan service with women in tight leather costumes?

kek robb was such a pussy.

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I love how she's pronouncing her own name

>begging this hard

saddest scene in all of GoT in hindsight