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janey-e and sonny jim are going to die horrible deaths

Good night, /tpg/

What did Lynch wank by this?

>waifu is the town bike

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Night Sleepy Sheryl

Lynching isn't real

if dubs don s davis comes back from the dead as garland briggs in episode 18

the one true waifu of twin peaks

>the actor is the character

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that Eddie Vedder recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Agent Cooper never gets his mind back. (Pic is evil Cooper)
Listen youtu.be/pXth84G7dkM

how does she do it lads?

>tfw ALBERTED

Hope Ray Wise found his black grandmas

She's like a cute little puppy and I want to pet her.

dubs and lynch reincarnates don s davis as a shitty CGI cartoon

I hope he shares them with us.

>the actor isn't the character

shieeeeet

Look like Ray Wise is. See

cant wait.

Legitimately might stop coming to /tpg/. I've wasted so much time on this crap there are better things to do.

C U T E

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bye

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Reddit is even worse.

HELLO FRENLO :^)

Negative ass

*jumps*

Imagine being Ray Wise in this picture

Having to sit there and smile and act friendly and be like "Grace Zabriskie's still got it" and "DAMN, SHERYL LEE LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?" when all you really want is to be at home looking at black grandmas

Kek

TELL ME ABOUT THE JUMPING MAN, WHY DOES HE JUMP?

MOOOOOOOT THATS NOT WHAT I POSTED

FEET

because he's gay

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No lewd you know it hit me Heineken tastes like water with faint taste of alcohol I’ll be watching you every game you play to make me feel this way what about this James I know what you mean I know the feeling James Hurley Laura Palmer Sheryl Lee actress wig hair good hair good everything good Sheryl want to Sheryl for Sheryl Lee voice is calming relaxing wonderful joy to listen to could listen all hours of the day even instead of meditating not TM that is a scam suggestibility.org bouncing padded room David Lynch Louisiana Missoula get back shattered glass Maddy dead nobody cares is bad she was nice with and without glasses she was played by Sheryl Lee very good performance Sheryl Lee very good at acting it’s her job sad about the Neutropenia not good for acting when sick she said so herself there’s only so much content about her on the internet very private person very nice actually no need to be in the spotlight all day even if you’re Sheryl Lee wonderfully great and sweet kind Sheryl Lee I have that all saved in a .txt file but it’s hard to fill more there unlike stream of consciousness which is just write write write about Sheryl Lee or whatever comes to mind but starting point is Sheryl Lee great person animal friend human friend nice hair even nicer smile voice also superb these are all great adjectives for a great person dish washer is slurping slurp slurp slurp like turkey gobble Swedish music song to freedom wicked game to play this way Chris Isaak Kiefer Sutherland country music no Sheryl Lee music it’s okay there’s audio book some get aroused not me am I broken or just Sheryl Lee no clue but I don’t think I’m Sheryl Robert De Niro the devil Mickey Rourke private eye wrestler Bruce Springsteen great song great films but what about books can’t listen to them unless audio but then is it really book should close door before it stops raining think if it rained Sheryl Lee that would be very weird have you ever had a dream where Sheryl Lee

It's okay, you were Ray Wised

You better shut your whore mouth you cuck piece of shit or this nose is going straight up your ass

HEEELLLLOOOO-ooooo-OOOO

good post

Reminder that David Bowie isn't dead and is going to shock the world by coming back to play Phillip Jeffries in Twin Peaks Season 3, the greatest mindfuck in history. New album and tour to follow. Twin Peaks becomes the most watched series on Earth.

Please gib a you

hope you're saving all these in a pastebin or something

>There is no Agent Cooper and there never was; only Dougie Jones [brass roulette ball], who has money/gambling and home problems, and who most recently ripped off some casino owners, was involved in arson where homeless people died, and 25 years ago was friends with Leyland Palmer and the Hornes, involved in all the various horrible goings-on in Twin Peaks. Maybe he fell in love with Laura Palmer and killed her because he could not have her. He's had a stroke and his mind is reaching back...
As in Lost Highway and Mulholland Drive, the real life perpetrator casts themselves as the hero in their dream [post-stroke state in Dougie's case]. Dougie's stroke could be the only "real" scene in all of TP and FWWM, although it too could be a replay in his mind. His *ten episode* catatonic state, still clinging to the hero's persona, could represent the first phase of an awakening to his reality. Which is not going to be good. I think his kid is sick or even died recently as a result of Dougie gambling the family money away.
I came to this conclusion trying to figure out who's dream we've been watching all these years. At first it seems obvious it's Cooper's dream, but no particular scene stands out as the bit of reality Lynch always provides, except Dougie's stroke. The whole deal with the left arm, the one-armed man etc. comes from the tingling in Dougie's left arm before his stroke. The evolved arm [one of Dougie's still or re-functioning brain synapses] tells Cooper he is "non-exist-ent" because he has never existed. It is trying to wake Dougie up to reality.
His whole mental construct is falling apart as his mind tires from the effort needed to keep fooling himself, just as in LH and MD.
I should say I don't think this was Lynch's plan from the beginning, seasons 1 & 2 and FWWM, but a new idea that works retroactively, because they needed to wrap it up in a surprising way. They introduced Dougie in the most misleading way possible.

>[post-stroke state in Dougie's case]. Dougie's stroke
wot

Based strokeposter

is this thread still alive?

This is unreal.

Anyone know the cast members other than Kyle, Lucy, Frank Silva, and Jack Nance?

i hope so

It's dead yet it lives

Post characters that remind you of you're self

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I feel like alive but sometimes my arms bend back

what episode does andy meet billy in? need to rewatch that scene

Wanna see a magic trick, kid?

Is Lynch's date actually a woman (female)? I thought she was supposed to be a tranny

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:c

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>“Twin Peaks” finished 148th out of 150 cable shows on Sunday night.
JUST

Judy_____________

I think you're projecting user
Maybe you're a closet homo

>showbiz411.com/2017/08/01/showtime-moves-twin-peaks-to-8pm-as-ratings-240k-vs-game-of-thrones-9-2m-continue-to-sputter
>2017
>cable

Also, check em'

STOP SAYING HER NAME

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pretty sure everyone associated with the show from network to lynch to actors expected this.

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Yeah, just look at how Game of Thrones and Walking Dead suffer in ratings, because they are TV-shows on cable in 2017.

Are we gonna talk about her?

J

THIS IS IT, LYNCH IS FINISHED

LYNCH GOT HIMSELF LYNCHED

THE SHIT

IT COME OUTTA MY ASS

NO
DON'T DO IT

U

pretty sure that's 100% incorrect.
When a show that had 25 years to build its fan base, a couple of years since revival's anouncement to properly hype it up does worse than fucking Ray Donovan, that some really embarrasing stuff.

D

Don't you fucking dare.

I can't get turned on by Daniel Craig's sloppy seconds.

Y!!!!

In the christmas special

WE'RE LEAVING HER OUT OF THIS

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AHHHH THE SHIT!

This was a pretty interesting scene.

yeah think of all that momentum the franchise should have had after losing all of its viewers in the second season, making an unpopular and almost universally panned movie, and not existing for 26 years. Lynch is also a well known commercial commodity. you're a smart person and have well thought out opinions.

HELL
GOD
BABY
DAMN NO

HELL GOD BABY DAMN NO!

It's 2017
Why can't we have a female Agent Cooper?

Friendly reminder that it's been confirmed that David Bowie recorded a song that plays during the Twin Peaks finale. It confirms Judy is positive about this. (Pic is evil Jeffries)
Listen youtube.com/watch?v=MXFUT_7925A

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Judy is the tape recorder

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>Why can't we have a "person of color" stronk female Agent Cooper?
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